drfrenchfry wrote 2 weeks ago: If I am going to be your bitch for the next six weeks, at the very least could you stop boxing me ou … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 2 weeks ago: About two weeks ago my uncle sent me an email telling me he was tired of opening to the word Turd ev … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 2 months ago: My attending storms out of the bathroom and looks over at me, “It’s a fucking turd! … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 4 months ago: Today in the sports medicine clinic we had a dancer-patient. As the resident was presenting the cas … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 5 months ago: 1. I would like to anterogradely and retrogradely [in the ways of kinesin and dynein, if you will] a … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 6 months ago: I fought with myself for a good thirty minutes before finally dragging myself out of bed. I sludged … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 6 months ago: About an hour ago I was on the verge of ripping my g.d. kidney out of my body and throwing it out of … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 6 months ago: “I want her brains and I want her charm. Her husband, however, I could do without.” I … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 7 months ago: Well, it’s officially exam week– I just accidentally washed my face with toothpaste. … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 9 months ago: No need to worry, I’m alive and well. Med school is still a kick in the pants and as you will … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 10 months ago: “A 54 y.o. M who works in a dry cleaner presented to the hostpial three days ago with fever an … more →
drfrenchfry wrote 1 year ago: The countdown is on. Every summer my family rents a house on Long Beach Island. According to my moth … more →