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Funny People... apparently like the penis...1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 months ago: Eugenics, slavery and The Hills.  Yes all things that many Americans have jumped on the bandwagon of … more →

Tags: almost bursting bosom, apocalypse, baby geniuses, Black hole vision, Bladder control, Bruno, choking on it, Circle jerk, Corn and Peanuts

August Awakening

mayiwrite wrote 3 months ago: This morning at 6:23 I received the following text from my good friend, Anagram. She was on her way … more →

Tags: Friends, Weekend, New York City, Links, twitter, Bad News

We made it up

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: False advertising has plagued mankind like a mad case of pungent diarrhea after eating 6 Burrito Sup … more →

Tags: Beyonce, bubbling colon gas, Celeb Gossip, L'Oréal, no room for racism, tasty vagina, Ted Danson Cheers

America's Got Retardeder

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: Holy crap, it has been too many months since I last posted.  So today I decide to give you something … more →

Tags: almost bursting bosom, apocalypse, Bladder control, Britney Spears, Britney Spears Meltdown, Child Stars, Corn and Peanuts, Creepy smiles, Crying Game

Nancy Grace upstaged by Dutch reporter named Vries1 comment

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: In an amazing twist of events on the drab, overplayed, and severely unnecessary Holloway coverage … more →

Tags: dingle commentary, Chop Socky Justice, fecal stained water slide, Nancy Grace, Media hysteria, Grape Seed cum extract, 5h1t c@nn3d, Britney Spears Meltdown

This just in.. Jessica Simpson, is still not hot

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: I’ve written about her before, but now it is even more apparent that Jessica Simpson is not ho … more →

Tags: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Swimming Pool, brangelina, Botox bimbo, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Nuclear, Ungrateful celebrities

Dateline NBC to employ new predator punishment

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: We’ve all seen Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a predator”, it seems a bit over the … more →

Tags: male enhancement pills, swiming pools, Cee-Lo, 2006 MTV Movie Awards, I was a street brawler, Child Stars, love@aol, Violence, Media hysteria

What our Readers Want V: A New Hope

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: missle song eat fish WTF!? WTF are you on man…  teh cw As you probably have sadly learned they … more →

Tags: crotch rot, funkonomics, Bladder control, feces, painful rituals, Second Sign of the Apocalypse, Botox bimbo, Crazy, toilet

The New CW! Free to be Teh Ghey...2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Well I just had to post this new advertisement. If Superman Returns didn’t have enough article … more →

Tags: Crazy, Corn and Peanuts, Smoked too much of the rock, Stupid execs, Tom Welling, Smallville, Meteor Rocks made me do it

Conan at the 2006 Emmy's

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Conan O’brien was a presenter at the Emmy’s last night.  The opening skit began with a p … more →

Tags: Corn and Peanuts, shank a fool, Stupid execs, oil and lube, Conan O'Brien, Emmys 2006, Lost, Airplane crash

Star Jones in the Wampa Cave3 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Thanks to the portzer #1 for the absolutely ridiculous picture Star Jones has finally left The View. … more →

Tags: nigh endings, Rosie O'Donnell, Ghoulies, Corn and Peanuts, Retirement, Crack addiction, Smoked too much of the rock, Star Jones, Wampa

Rush Limbaugh and the Dominican Smurf Snatcher

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Rush Limbaugh returned from the Dominican Republic but was detained by customs agents.  Apparently h … more →

Tags: male enhancement pills, crotch rot, Weird stretching, High school debate team

Interview madness2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: The Circle Jerk. In blogging, there is a term known as “The Circle Jerk”, today IRQportz … more →

Tags: Angelina Jolie, apocalypse, crotch rot, Rosie O'Donnell, Baby Pictures, 2006 MTV Movie Awards, Denise Richards, almost bursting bosom, Crack addiction

Connie Chung and a Little Drinky Drinky2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Connie Chung singing a farewall song to her viewers and her career.  Looks like Conni … more →

Tags: apocalypse, painful rituals, Naga Baba, nigh endings, Botox bimbo, Crazy, toilet, malt liquor, Retirement

The School Cell Phone ban

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: School cell phones in a nutshell: They weren't common as little as 7 years ago. Yet somehow we m … more →

Tags: Video Games, dingle commentary, basement living, Cee-Lo, Corn and Peanuts, Britney Spears, High Shamans of Ho-ocity, Cell phone ban, High school debate team

Trailer Park Ecstasy Lost: The Tale of Britney Spears1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Spears was recently seen on The Today show blubbering about the paparazzi not leaving her alone. I d … more →

Tags: male enhancement pills, crotch rot, chimpanzee, painful rituals, Botox bimbo, toilet, Pop tarts, inner peace, malt liquor

What will Shiloh look like...8 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago:   I have heard that two ugly parents that come together to make a child will normally have a gorgeou … more →

Tags: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Shiloh, peppers, male enhancement pills, apocalypse, crotch rot, chimpanzee, nigh endings

Muffeletta Jonie Thompson

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: What is up with celebrities and the way they name their children? Anyways I was bored and made my ow … more →

Tags: apocalypse, Kenny Loggins, Pee stain, funkonomics, Tom Hanks hair faux pa

I can see into the future....1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Ok, well maybe I can't and I just saw the dingles on Access Hollywood accidentally release the i … more →

Tags: American Idol, Soul Patrol


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