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A Tale Of Two Hippies
Carefully considering his options, Otis Green is an aging baby boomer and a guy so nice that even his houseboys like him. He usually spends most of his time sitting in his tree house, enjoying his her… more →
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A Tale Of Two Hippies
MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: Carefully considering his options, Otis Green is an aging baby boomer and a guy so nice that even hi … more →
Jihad
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: By Erik I was sitting at my computer early one morning and working on my web page that I felt was le … more →
Palintology 101 : Palin In Comparison
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: You may liken the lovely Governor to a hurricane hitting a desert. Sarah Palin is nothing short of a … more →
YES SHE CAN Shatter That Glass Ceiling!!!
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: The question in the previous thread about Governor Palin has now been answered. In an election year … more →
One Skank's Story
DogOnCrack wrote 1 year ago: Tasha Ann Smelton may be a woman of ill repute but it’s never stopped her from getting what sh … more →
Hairy Man Butts and Red Wine
DogOnCrack wrote 1 year ago: Porn Guru Reginald B. Stiffwell had an ass itch that refused to go away. He dug and he scratched and … more →
There's a Damn Good Reason Why It's Number 2 On The List!
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DogOnCrack wrote 1 year ago: On March 16, 1975, three women living in a Washington D.C. townhouse were awakened by the sound of t … more →
The Fourth Reich
MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: THIS IS A FOX NEWS ALERT!!! It has come to my attention that the horrific floods in the midwest are … more →
For The Love Of Levy
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: Recently, TV’s Andy Levy was commended and rewarded for rescuing a litter of kittens from evil … more →
Be a Man And Use Your Hand If You Have To...
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: Since I was a teenager, prices for getting someone to talk about sex have risen dramatically, from a … more →
The War For Houseboys
MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: THIS IS A FOX NEWS ALERT!!! Sources have confirmed that the Midget Mafia has launched an attack aga … more →
HOW TO WIN THE WAR AGAINST STRIPPERS
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: It has occurred to me as I’ve been watching the show lately that Greg has apparently dropped t … more →
Witchcraft for a Bitch Draft
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DogOnCrack wrote 1 year ago: The most interesting story of last week sees Code Pink transforming from a treacherous nuisance into … more →
Standing Rock Indian Reservation
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: The other day I rode along with my best friend out to The Standing Rock Indian Reservatio … more →
Rock N' Roll Over and Pass Out!
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DogOnCrack wrote 1 year ago: BEFORE….. Isn’t it more fun and rewarding to spend your time with a single individual wi … more →
THE LEG CHAIR
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: This may sound strange coming from a straight woman, but I have a few thoughts about The Leg Chair, … more →
The Houseboy Crisis!
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: THIS IS A FOX NEWS ALERT!!! Despite numerous recent trips to East Asia and South America by Greg, my … more →
A VERY SPECIAL DAY
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: Tomorrow is April 8, which means it will be my birthday!! YAY!! I will hope for unicorns, naked men … more →
TEENAGERS: GRILLED, BAKED, OR DEEP FAT FRIED?
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MetalGirl1 wrote 1 year ago: Recently, I have been staying with my best friend in Fargo, ND. So far it has been quite entert … more →
