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Assorted Hispanic Garbage

Coney Island

  • 2 (two) mariachi DVDs
  • 1 (one) copy of Little Man starring the Wayons Brothers on DVD
  • 1 (one) soft core porn VHS
  • 1 (one) empty bottle of downy brand fabric softener…
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Why do we need all those damn Latinos anyway?

Chicanos, Mexicans, Latinos, Hispanics, Mexican Americans, Spanish Americans, it’s all so confusing, what do I call them anyway?  Why can’t they just take a simple name like we do: Gringos?  2,031 more words

Mexican Immigrants Are Destructing The American Language

Yesterday, our beloved alley and friend, Israel, went to war with the Gaza strip, and invaded it with tanks, bombs, guns, and weapons. The world, and America, looked on as our alley had to fight to protect it self from the dangers of a foreign anime, and what surprised me the most, was how much criticism Israel drew for defending it self. 592 more words

Tales from the 'hood

by Zeke Teflon

Twenty years ago, when I moved here from San Francisco, I  had a great neighbor–Jesus, a really nice Mexican brick layer with a grade-school education from Nogales. 349 more words

United States

Parallels can be hard to see.

You are amused by Mexicans who won’t eat Taco Bell. But when was the last time you ate Panda Express?

The Family Fireworks Sellers of South Texas

When it came time to name Nelson Zamora, his paternal Mexican grandmother had just one request: give him a name that sounds American, but is easy to pronounce in Spanish. 304 more words