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No. Fucking. WAY.

textbookslater wrote 9 hours ago: Holy fucking shit John McClane is badass. In Die Hard 4 he killed a helicopter with a car, punched a … more →

Tags: Asian karate chick, Creedence Clearwater Revival, die hard 4.0, film, forget Edward Cullen - this guy is the real benchmark o, HE SHOT THE BAD GUY THROUGH HIMSELF, John McClane doesn't sparkle in sunlight he just kills, justified violence against women, Justin Long should do a spinoff movie

I'm Not Angry, Just Amused

textbookslater wrote 23 hours ago: This may be an old man thing to say, but when girls finish a sentence with the word ‘babe … more →

Tags: Babe, Kofi Annan, shops in Elizabeth Arcade and Broadway, things that are also said a lot by receptionists and ha, two disparaging references to black people in one post, vacuous women who don't think

Aria Awards Part 23 comments

textbookslater wrote 1 day ago: I know I said I’d stop, but this thing is a treasure trove.  I posted the last part but then M … more →

Tags: at least Rove McManus paid out Luke Steele, Empire of the Sun, MGMT, more ARIAs, quirky girls, talking on the phone whilst blogging, the Luke Steele show continues to rumble on, who is your favourite Williams - Robbie or Carl?

The Bestest Awards Show in the Land

textbookslater wrote 2 days ago: Why are the ARIAs hosted by two people who have nothing to do with music? Gyton Grantley – be … more →

Tags: Arias, terrifyingly dull people, too many artists to bother tagging, why are there seperate awards for breakthrough artist s

Why Don't More People Think What I Think?

textbookslater wrote 3 days ago: You know how everyone has that one friend who you really like but never seems to hit it off with man … more →

Tags: Brighton, Brisbane, finn andrews, friends who other friends don't get along with, Life, Music, Nick Cave, not naming names, The Veils

Of All The Stupid Sayings

textbookslater wrote 5 days ago: Why do people say “Oh well, you can’t choose your family”? Is that shit supposed t … more →

Tags: Choice, Family, Happy Bithday Corinne!, Hypotheticals, Life, matricide, reasons to choose to leave if you're compiling a list o, theft, truisms

Horns Up Motherfuckaaaaa

textbookslater wrote 6 days ago: Do you think when guys put their horns up at metal concerts, that they cringe a little bit about bei … more →

Tags: Cliches, facial expressions that represent complex thought proce, metal, penguin classics, Pitchfork, the crowd at Opeth tonight

Hey Guys, I Have This Great Idea..

textbookslater wrote 6 days ago: The guy who drives this car needs new friends.  Surely he floated the concept of this personalised p … more →

Tags: Fuckheads, personalised numberplates, Rav 4s, the car in front of me in the Maccas drive through, YOU NEED TO SELF-EDIT A LOT MORE

Things That Are Not True

textbookslater wrote 6 days ago: I saw this on the window of a fitness clothing store in the City.  I think science would disagree wi … more →

Tags: Cancer, fitness clothing stores, Gangrene, Illness, Life, pneumonia, ridiculous claims by big idiots, Science, Stress

All Hail The King. Long Live The King.

textbookslater wrote 1 week ago: I’m sorry, but has anyone else noticed how amazingly delicious peanut butter is? On bread with … more →

Tags: Win, Food, peanut butter, the best condiment known to man, Bread, butter, Banana, Celery, naiive 12-year old wogs

You Are Not A Humanitarian If You Support A Cause On Facebook

textbookslater wrote 1 week ago: In an extension of the practice of carefully editing the list of bands and films you like to seem re … more →

Tags: Acoustic Guitars, Causes, facebook, Gay Marriage, gay parents, middle-class guilt, notch up one for the 'con' column for the internet, pretending you give a shit when you don't really give a, profile assisted intercourse

At Least When Recovering Alcoholics Apologise, They Still Have 3 Steps To Go

textbookslater wrote 1 week ago: Today Prime Minister Kevin Rudd apologised to the ‘Forgotten Australians’, those who as … more →

Tags: Abuse, Australia, forgotten Australians, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd, malcolm turnbull, men who cry on radio, rape, self-administered blowjobs

Everyone Always Thinks That Their Dog Is The Cutest

textbookslater wrote 1 week ago: Some pets are really annoying.  They spill their food everywhere or insist on getting sick all the t … more →

Tags: adolescent blue balls, Cats, Dogs, ex-girlfriends, Purring, saying things about people that will probably get me in, Science, sex, shit pets

I Was Wrong, Kind Of

textbookslater wrote 2 weeks ago: I was having an argument last night with someone about the validity of using ‘read’ as a … more →

Tags: apology, BookStores, descriptive retardation, dictionary-com, English, I'm still a little bit right though, Irvine Welsh, Nick Cave, rants I wish I hadn't started

Open Letter To Comedians

textbookslater wrote 2 weeks ago: Dear any person who gets up on stage to make joke times, As a human, I feel that I know a little bit … more →

Tags: Open Letters, 1973, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Asians, carindale, Comedians, Comedy, Fuck, Fuckheads

Would You Like a Tissue?

textbookslater wrote 2 weeks ago: Why do people who you don’t often see insist on telling you their problems when you see them?  … more →

Tags: "bitches ain't shit", complaining, Credit Card Debt, Life, Life Story, Mo' Money Mo' Problems, Mopey, Parking Tickets, Sad

Hindsight is 4x4

textbookslater wrote 2 weeks ago: I walked past a thirty year old man driving a Jeep Wrangler today.         … more →

Tags: Douchebags, jeep wrangler, Drug Dealers, Adolescents, Small Man Syndrome, military enthusiasts, people who need to be told that metropolitan suburbia i

Idiots

textbookslater wrote 2 weeks ago: Idiots should not be allowed to dress themselves.  Or decide on their own haircut, or the colour of … more →

Tags: Life, Idiots, Brisbane, white shoes, hairdressers, Catcher in the Rye, J.D Salinger, men with straightened hair, chubby women in dresses that are too small for them

Paws1 comment

textbookslater wrote 3 weeks ago: A cat cleans itself, in complete oblivion to everything else around it. It mercilessly attends to it … more →

Tags: Pussy


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