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Catastrophic Tales

jessersisdreaming wrote 5 months ago: Alright have you ever gone to sites such as fanfiction.net, fictionpress.com, or the unknowableroom. … more →

Tags: Writing and Writing Styles, writing, Peeves, Story

The Bogus Rogue and Other Stories

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: Update: Bishop Elvis Smoking a Stogey in Vegas.  Everything gaudy hand-rolled into one picture. (cou … more →

Tags: Global Warming, $20 bill, counterfeit, BBC

A Day in the Life of...9 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: Huh. My blog has been slow since I left/returned from vacation.  Either the hiatus busted the moment … more →

Tags: Net Worth, Day, Run Down, Cleaning

Oi. We're home...4 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: I feel like thrice-ground meat being poured into a sausage casing.  (Think “LiquidMeat“) … more →

Tags: Detroit, bounced, Terminal, liquid meat, Home

Mini-Post - Because That is All Jesse Jackson Deserves5 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: NOTE: This is a mini-post because I don’t want to detract from the one below this “Why I … more →

Tags: Cut, jackson, mouth, nuts, obama, shot

Things Come to Those Who Wait

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: (The Home-made kimchi part of the post is a bit lower down, just after the paparazzi stuff…) W … more →

Tags: Food, kimchi, peppers, hands, nether-regions

Give me some breathing room... I'll post when I get my breath back...5 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: To offset the huge steaming pile of depressing shite that I seem to have dredged up today, here … more →

Tags: Oregon, medulla oblongata, bitch-kitty, headache, euthanasia

A Shameless Theft

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: To borrow heavily from Weasel – steal, actually: On weekends lemur resteses. In other words, I … more →

Tags: BS, Goats, snail darter, spotted owl, rabid skunks, live food

Gas Prices Adjusted for Inflation

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: A friend just forwarded to me a great graphic that is good for a talking point. While I would give h … more →

Tags: Science/Technology

Updated the Puncture Chronicles

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: Update discussing the inside scoop on enzyme therapy/replacement. For a real eye-opener take a gande … more →

Tags: Vomit, puncture chronicles, Enzymes, replacement, Therapy

Has This Happened to You?26 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: Several times now, I have had someone look at me with a startled look and say: You’re a die-ha … more →

Tags: BS, Politics, Liberal, Conservative, Nice, smart

Meeting of Minds (a very loose definition)10 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: Over at Bar Slaves, Old Iron was momentarily lucid, asking any MoronBloggers who were interested in … more →

Tags: BS, Limbic System, brain, mInds, Meeting, pub

See Yesterday's Post...13 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: … because it’ll save me from having to come up with something. Hell, I’ll add some … more →

Tags: BS, Work, climbing robot, Rope, canyon, bumper sticker, guinness record

Leaving on a Jet Plane...5 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: I’m going to be on business travel and return late Wednesday night. Rather than take a train l … more →

Tags: BS, Whining, naked, Hillary, flying, Turpentine, broken glass, shrew, hag

The Plan for Tonight - A Study in Socio-Psychology1 comment

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: Update, then on to the day’s post….: Obama Willing to Sell Out His Beliefs to Get Electe … more →

Tags: Just Plain Bizarre, obama, Sexual, Female Teachers, study, Wright, Basilisk

Quick-E-Post: Fishing with Compound Bows - a Twist.2 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: I want to be caustic, cynical, and disparaging because on the face of it, the whole exercise looks l … more →

Tags: BS, Rednecks, Fishing, compound bows, tracers, Add new tag, cleanser, Detergent

Like Your Gun...?7 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: If you do, please, vote in an informed manner. Or if you can’t do that, just don’t bothe … more →

Tags: guns and knives, Gun Control, lies, sex, Mariachi

Lemur King Gets a Toy...10 comments

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: Update… Wacom ROCKS. Really. Been saving up for a while to afford a glass-carving setup, but t … more →

Tags: Clinton, Man-Card, Tom yum goong, Wacom

Man Proves Existence of God

Lemur King wrote 1 year ago: It’s late and it’s a “school night” (just got done finishing work, of all th … more →

Tags: BS, God, Idiocy, snowmobile, volcano, loaded diaper


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