Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up. That’s a good invention. Be… more →
TimRiedel.com Blogwrote 9 hours ago: I’m funny, right? I can be sort of witty when I try real hard. Example: I’ve had at leas … more →
wrote 1 day ago: Well, this is certainly interesting. Pennsylvanian rapper Mac Miller has released a tribute to decea … more →
wrote 1 week ago: How many of you are into sports? How many of you attempt said sports on your own time and imagine yo … more →
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wrote 3 weeks ago: Customer: “I didn’t just get done working out, but I’m still gonna eat this Powerb … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: “Fetticcune Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults” - Mitch Hedberg One night, my mom … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: I read an article several years ago (which is my excuse for not citing it) that dealt with the Ameri … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: Since today was such a bad day, I’m compensating with a super green dinner. As it contains onl … more →
wrote 4 weeks ago: “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” ~ Mitch Hedberg … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Writer’s Mail for 04-16-13 “I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pi … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I started drafting a “real” post, but in light of all the crummy things going on in the … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Pencils break a lot easier than pens. I like pens, because pens can hook up if you link them with th … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something. – Mitch Hedberg … more →
wrote 1 month ago: “I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re j … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Did you ever think you’d see the Mitch Hedberg quote “My fake plants died because I did … more →
wrote 1 month ago: cudmore / Foter.com / CC BY-SA I am drawn to unique comedians that don’t completely play by th … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Last month, I said I was going to do this. Here’s Day 13 (“Comic”): Seventeen to g … more →
wrote 1 month ago: The words before the words… So I have my PC up and running again(mostly) and I am writing from … more →
wrote 1 month ago: A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, … more →