We am successfully returned to the safety and warmth of our home and the actual factual bosoms of my wife (Mrs Belm) are restored in tact. It has been a roller-coaster of a month, what with our glorio… more →
Derek Belm - actually factuallyderekbelm wrote 1 year ago: We am successfully returned to the safety and warmth of our home and the actual factual bosoms of my … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: We are remaining under house arrest within Europe with little, if any, sign of release. But the trut … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: We’re having the time of our actual factual lives on our holiday. So much so that we’re … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I have sprung a huge surprise on myself and organised a working holiday. The next couple of weeks we … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: People are often asking myself about where I actually factually reside. Folk seem genuinely interest … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I seem to have created an unexpected and unrequited stir with my choice of new car. My esteemable dr … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: My big moment has gone astray. The W.O.R.D.S.C.A.M.Pers have voted unanimously in favour of going to … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: We are horrified to provide a bed for several nights to the Honorary President of the Australian Mod … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: Troublesome news on a day of most irritating pronouncements. On top of playing host to a thick-necke … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: As ever I’m being an actually factually generous, love-able, gregarious and supercilious boss. … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I have a busy working weekend ahead of myself. My wife (Mrs Belm) will be entertaining herself with … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: It appears to be getting very easy to offend the religious these days. No matter what one does, some … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I wish to be taken seriously for a moment. A cleverer man than myself once quoted something to me fr … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I have bitten the bullet and taken my biggest decision yet as guest editor of The Shouty Villager. O … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I have been approached by our local newspaper hereabouts – The Shouty Villager – to beco … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: These be heady and overly-excitable times for the professional model-making fraternity hereabouts. T … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: WORDSCAMP is coming to the Midlands economic region and I’m going to stand up and speak during … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I have always been a keen follower of fashion – I mean, come on, look at me. It dates back to … more →
derekbelm wrote 1 year ago: I am often asked by folk whether I ever consider drinking in different public houses and not just ou … more →