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PRONOUNS
Mom doesn’t use names. She speaks in pronouns. MOM: “Did you hear? SHE couldn’t find her shoe and then she fell down the stairs, and HE didn’t even care! And THEY were standing there the whole time an… more →
Does Mom hate me?
PRONOUNS
me wrote 4 days ago: Mom doesn’t use names. She speaks in pronouns. MOM: “Did you hear? SHE couldn’t find her shoe and th … more →
DRUGS - Part 1
me wrote 1 week ago: One day in my high school parking lot, I noticed my mother emerge from my school. She’d been crying. … more →
DRUGS - Part 2
me wrote 1 week ago: So I was still trying to get into colleges. But instead of padding my college applications with “gle … more →
DRUGS - Part 3
me wrote 1 week ago: So the bag of “coke” was missing from my drawer. I fantasized about my mother arriving at the police … more →
Tips from a former Santa to help you get that special photo
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Hollywood Clown wrote 2 weeks ago: “Mommy, Daddy, look! It’s Santa! Can I tell him what I want for Christmas?” Then IT happens. Your ch … more →
OSAMA BIN LEGO
me wrote 2 weeks ago: When Mom gets really annoying, I call my terrorist friend. His name is Osama Bin Lego. Yesterday, af … more →
TRUST
me wrote 3 weeks ago: Mom doubts everything I tell her. But she believes everything on TV. If I tell her to drink more wat … more →
PETS
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me wrote 3 weeks ago: My entire childhood, I wanted a dog. Or a cat. Something with fur. But Mom was allergic. Until I fou … more →
DOUBT
me wrote 3 weeks ago: When I say something obviously true, Mom can’t claim I’m wrong. Especially in front of witnesses. So … more →
EMAIL - HOLIDAY CHEER
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me wrote 3 weeks ago: Holidays usually end with Mom pitching a fit and calling the police on me. Last week I told her – I’ … more →
THANKSGIVING SPECIAL
me wrote 3 weeks ago: For Thanksgiving, some mothers serve special gravy. Some moms make special stuffing. But my Mom pull … more →
Blue balls, anyone?
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brookebaumer wrote 3 weeks ago: I’m years away from the sex talk, but here’s a funny precursor. My daughter loves balls. Blue ball … more →
TIBET
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me wrote 4 weeks ago: After the Dalai Lama dies, Buddhist monks believe he gets reincarnated. So they search Tibet for the … more →
ESP
me wrote 1 month ago: Today, my mother found a new approach. I shared an opinion she didn’t agree with. But instead of exp … more →
EMAIL - PEANUT
me wrote 1 month ago: I just received this. I have no idea what this Email from Mom means: “Those elephant peanuts are fun … more →
JUST SO YOU KNOW
me wrote 1 month ago: Mom always says “Just so you know……” then gives advice nobody wants. Today, she told me “Just … more →
TOASTER
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me wrote 1 month ago: Do you read the news? Do you remember the story about the toaster that spontaneously burst into flam … more →
MONEY
me wrote 1 month ago: Mom sent me some packages at college. She would call, and tell me “I sent you a box with your blue p … more →
And Today I Was Early
Carol wrote 1 month ago: Photo courtesy of AmericanTrails.org I don’t even remember the last time I was early, but I kn … more →
