There’s been a lot of talk in our house lately about good guys and bad guys. “What happens to the bad guys?” “Why are they bad?” These are the questions that keep my 3-year-old boy up at night. 653 more words
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“Not in a ling long time”
“ling long is longer than long”
“haha lol that’s awesome. I haven’t laughed that hard in a ling long time” 438 more words
I had to use a calculator the other day. To figure out what 12 plus 9 was. I was paying bills (during the 10 minutes my baby, Riker, usually agrees to sleep in the crib before he wakes up crying like he’s being murdered by a serial killer named Icepick Ivan) and trying to figure out how much money we’d have left over for frivolous things such as food and industrial strength “wall poop remover.” And then suddenly, this basic arithmetic problem stopped me in my tracks. 752 more words
It’s been awhile since I have written, and oh I missed it so!
I would like to say that during my lengthy blogging hiatus I was diligently writing a novel about a quirky middle school girl obsessed with cats, and musicals, and fighting crime because surely a novel like that would be a New York Times Best Seller, and maybe I have thought about writing such a novel many times when I was up late breastfeeding and watching… 1,189 more words