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On Time-Outs, Bad Guys, and Saying "No"

There’s been a lot of talk in our house lately about good guys and bad guys. “What happens to the bad guys?” “Why are they bad?” These are the questions that keep my 3-year-old boy up at night. 653 more words

Mommy Brain

It makes me smole for a ling long time - A guide to fixing typing errors

“Not in a ling long time”

“ling long is longer than long”

“haha lol that’s awesome. I haven’t laughed that hard in a ling long time” 438 more words


I Live In A Fog of Exhaustion...

This is what I told my husband last night, after he said he wasn’t surprised with how many injuries I’ve had lately since, as he said, “you are always exhausted”.   509 more words


The Bourgeois Mommy Effect

Recently I decided to organize a diaper drive/bagel breakfast at my house to celebrate National Diaper Awareness week that is coming up, this September 8th-14th. I’m just an everyday, middle class mom who read… 1,332 more words

the things that go wrong

My wife and I got married two years ago, next Monday.  Our wedding was beautiful, memorable, and filled with love.  It was also at our house.   607 more words

Pregnancy Symptoms

Mommy Brain: The struggle is real

I had to use a calculator the other day. To figure out what 12 plus 9 was. I was paying bills (during the 10 minutes my baby, Riker, usually agrees to sleep in the crib before he wakes up crying like he’s being murdered by a serial killer named Icepick Ivan) and trying to figure out how much money we’d have left over for frivolous things such as food and industrial strength “wall poop remover.” And then suddenly, this basic arithmetic problem stopped me in my tracks. 752 more words


Intermission Complete

It’s been awhile since I have written, and oh I missed it so!

I would like to say that during my lengthy blogging hiatus I was diligently writing a novel about a quirky middle school girl obsessed with cats, and musicals, and fighting crime because surely a novel like that would be a New York Times Best Seller, and maybe I have thought about writing such a novel many times when I was up late breastfeeding and watching… 1,189 more words