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I Don't Remember - Oh, it's a Blizzard

I have decided that I am no longer going to feel badly about “Mommy-brain” as ignorant non-Mom’s like to call it. Nobody, young or old, likes to be accused of forgetting things. 292 more words

Mother Of The Year

Mommy Brain

Some people say there is a curious thing that happens to a woman’s brain when she becomes a mother.  Something to do with changing hormones that causes her brain to function differently.  605 more words


Joel Osteen vs. Eckhart Tolle

(Written January 20) This morning we finally have the long-awaited appointment to register for our third child’s birth certificate.

He was born at home more than eleven months ago, and when I called in September to schedule the appointment, this was the earliest slot available (or so they said–my inner conspiracy theorist assures me they were just punishing me for having an at-home birth, which creates more paperwork for them). 663 more words


Tales of a Mommy Brain

Hitting Myself in the Face with a Car Door

One day not so long ago I was running some errands.  When I got back to the car I loaded something into the back seat.   785 more words


Brain possibly turning to mush.....

Thank goodness for smartphones. This one is being written from the car while my husband runs in the store to return Christmas gifts. So I’m seizing the moment! 128 more words


The 10 Commandments of Non-Parent Friends

To my non-parent friends: you are wonderful, funny, smart, beautiful and thoughtful people, and I love you dearly. But until you become a parent yourself, here are a few words to the wise to make sure we stay besties until you join the ancient order of parenthood. 1,528 more words

The Twelve Days of Motherhood

To the tune of a beloved Christmas Carol, continuing my holiday themed ode to mommyhood. And just remember, all of the uncomfortable, gross and exhausting parts of motherhood always end with your darling little bundle of joy. 480 more words