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What the govt. is spending your money on

From The Blaze:

Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) on Tuesday offered a glimpse of his annual report on government waste, which this year will reveal how the government is subsidizing everything from studies on monkeys playing video games, to laughing classes for college students.Coburn’s office released a video teaser of his latest Wastebook report that outlines several key elements of this year’s findings: 114 more words

Politics

Penny Pinkerton Goes In Blind

Chapter 9 

Thursday 19th September 

7:11am – Lying in the Castle of Penny 

Mother Dearest to Flossie outside my bedroom door: ‘I think Penny is disappointed you’re staying home, I think she wanted to have a man over” 3,460 more words

A Penny For Your Thoughts

Life in the Jungle - Chapter Three - Bernard and Barry the Data-Collecting Bears

A friend requested a story to fit her book of illustrations. The illustrations will follow in due course. It is a story with seven chapters (seven illustrations, that is). 661 more words

Personality Profiles

Monkeying Around With My Money

Scientists are studying monkeys for clues on human financial behavior.

The Boston Globe

It was time, I figured, to bite the banana.  My brokerage statement from Simian Financial Advisors had been lying on my desk for a week, staring at me in silent reproach.  777 more words

Humor

Finding Balance in Bali- Ubud, Bali

“Can I help you with that”, a male voice questioned from behind me. I turned around not sure who to expect as I was one of the only people in a courtyard full of sculptures that I randomly had walked into. 480 more words

Prose

"OOH! That's cold!"

Let’s be honest; we all do this when we are subjected to the stethoscope!

Cute