the404 wrote 1 year ago: What is a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Years Day. … more →
the404 wrote 1 year ago: What’s a cow’s favourite boardgame? Moo-nopoly. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What do you call a cow on Christmas? Santa Cows. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: Why did the cow keep moving? Moo-mentum. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What do cows use in riots? Moo-lotov cocktails. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: How do cows keep their skin soft? Moo-sturizer. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: Where do religious cows live? Moo-nasteries. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: Who are cows’ favourite artists? Moo-digliani and Moo-ndrian. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What do cows wear on their feet? Moo-cassins. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What’s a cow’s favourite book? Moo-by Dick. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What do you call the king of cows? Your moo-jesty. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: Why was the cow kicked out of the house? It was a moo-cher. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What’s a cow’s favourite country? Moo-rocco. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What do you call a cow that plays chess really well? A grandmooster. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: Who is the head of the bovine FBI? J Edgar Moover. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: Why did the cow run away? It was a cow-ard. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: Who’s a cow’s favourite prophet? Moo-hammed. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: What are cows afraid of? Moo-nsters. … more →
the404 wrote 2 years ago: How do cows talk to one another? Moo-bile phones. … more →