Saptamana lui Mos Nicolae, o saptamana a cadourilor, este cu adevarat magica deoarece cu totii ne pregatim ghetutele pentru seara de 5 decembrie.

“Copii cuminti” vor gasi in dimineata urmatoare foarte multe dulciuri si cadouri, iar in ghetutele “copiilor rai” putem lasa o nuielusa sau le putem face o farsa dintre haioasele idei pe care le-am primit de la voi in timpul concursului nostru(click aici).

Pentru seara de 5 decembrie, echipa JokeShop va propune o petrecere alaturi de cei dragi cu multe dulciuri si cadouri ascunse prin ghetute.

Pregatiti ghetutele deoarece in saptamana lui Mos Nicolae JokeShop are pentru dumneavoastra multe cadouri si surprize

Pana pe 5 decembrie pentru toate achizitiile de la JokeShop care depasesc 100 RON obtineti un cadou surpriza!

Va asteptam pe www.jokeshop.ro

Castigatorii concursului sunt:

Premiul I

• Kita

Premiul II

• simona
• Vladutu Catalin Marian

Premiul  III

• anavasilescu
• ioan
• Silvana

Pentru a intra in posesia premiului, castigatorii vor fi contactati prin e-mail.

Va multumim pentru participare si va invitam si la urmatoarele concursuri Jokeshop.

Incepe saptamana suprizelor la JokeShop iar Mosu v-a pregatit multe cadouri.

Pentru cei mici costumele de Craciun sunt oferite la cele mai tari preturi.

Cautati produsele cu steluta “Hot Price” si va veti convinge !

Pregatiti-va ghetutele de Mos Nicolae pentru ca JokeShop va ajuta sa dati viata povestilor cu zane, ingerasi si spiridusi, punandu-va la dispozitie cele mai bune idei de cadouri si costume pentru petrecere.

O femeie se duce la doctor:
-Stiti , am o problema . De cate ori sotul meu face dragoste cu mine , cand ii vine orgasmul
incepe sa urle.
-Da asta nu este o problema doamna !
-Ba da . ca ma trezeste….

El si ea se duc la munte . El se joaca in zapada , ea pregateste pranzul . Din cand in cand
el intra si-i zice :
-Iubito , am mainile inghetate !
Ea foarte tandra ii raspunde :
-Auzi iubitule , baga-le intre piciorele mele ca ti se incalzesc imediat !
Face asta o data , de doua ori , de trei ori , ii vin poftele si-i spune :
-Auzi iubitule , dar urechile nu ti-au inghetat ?

Un mos de 80 se insoara cu una de 30 .Dupa nunta se duc in camera . El ii arata semnul 3 cu
degetele . Ea da ochii peste cap si-l intreaba :
-La varsta ta inca o mai faci de trei ori ?
-Ai inteles gresit draga ! Alege-ti un deget……

Doi nebuni merg prin padure, bucurandu-se de racoarea pe care le-o ofera aceasta. La un
moment dat, unul vede o pusca. O ridica si, mirat, il intreaba pe celalalt:
-Mai, ce-o fi asta? si se uita pe tevi. Al doilea se apuca si mangaie arma intrebandu-se
ce-o fi si ii spune primului:
-Uite, am gasit aici ceva si se misca. Apasa pe tragaci. Cel care se uita pe tevi cade
desfigurat, La care al doilea il intraba:
-No` amu` de ce faci fata asta, ca si eu m-am speriat.

O doamna, aflata la volan, vede in fata ei doi barbati catarandu-se pe un stalp de telegraf.
Trecand pe langa ei, le striga:
- Hei, nu va fie frica, am carnet de 10 ani de zile!

De ce pedepseste statul roman furtul din buzunare?
Deoarece nu suporta concurenta!

De ce se ingroapa oltenii cu fundul in sus?
Ca sa-i pupe in cur toti cei care spun bancuri cu olteni.

Un pilot, un marinar si Badea Gheorghe stateau de vorba. Pilotul spune:
- Eu, cînd aterizez, îmi sun nevasta si o avertizez ca am ajuns. Sa nu am probleme!
Marinarul la fel:
- Cînd a acosteaza nava, dau telefon acasa, sa nu am neplaceri!
Badea Gheorghe tacea. Amîndoi au sarit pe el cu întrebarile:
- Cum, tu nu faci la fel, ca sa nu ai probleme?
La care el zice:
- Nu, eu sun la usa si ma duc la geam! N-a scapat nici unul pîna acum!

2nd Song of the Week…i guess it’s more song of the day, cause it’s just a day that i decide to post a dope song. but dig it…
Blackroc – On The Vista feat. Mos Def
This is so ill. I love mos…especially when he teams up with dope production. Just download this and support them when they drop…good shit.

peace, and soul bass love.

You may have heard of the “six word story” idea that has been floating around the internet and college writing classes for some time.  The goal is to come up with a phrase that describes in exactly six words a person’s thoughts on a particular subject.  The concept is believed to have started with the famous author, Ernest Hemingway, who accepted a challenge to write a short story in six words.  His response was this – For sale: baby shoes, never worn.  Of course, few persons would be able to come up with such a thought provoking six word story as the one produced by Hemingway.  Still, it is a fascinating exercise and a good way to refine and distill our ideas on a specific theme. 

The Thanksgiving Holiday seems to me to be a good subject for a “six word story.”   I encourage the readers of this blog to come up with some examples that express what Thanksgiving means to them.  I’ll get you started with two of my own.  I love eating at any time (big surprise), but especially at Thanksgiving, so I came up with Favorite meal – turkey, dressing, pumpkin pie.  Another one hints at the busy rehearsal and performance schedule that awaits musicians after the Thanksgiving holiday.  Last rest before rush of December. 

This should get you started.  I look forward to hearing your “six word stories.”

Mi-au respins astia de la banca overdraftul pentru ca nu-s casatorit. Mi-au promis in schimb, ca daca ma insor, imi dau overdraft.  Sa ma insor pentru banii aia?

Imediat mi-a zburat mintea la o anumita discutie cu care am avut-o cu mai multi baieti. Intrebarea mea e ..   Daca vrea o baba de 75 de ani, care are casa mare si masina faina, ai accepta? Ea in 1-2 ani da ortu popii si tu ramai cu averea.  Cei mai multi au zis ca ar face asta.  S-ar casatori pentru bani. 

Deci.. daca ar veni o baba ( in cazul in care esti baiat) sau un mos (in cazul in care esti fata), care dupa moaca lui arata ca mai are o basina si moare si ti-ar cere sa te casatoresti cu el/ea, iar dupa ce moare iti raman tie toate posesiunile lui, ai accepta?  Nu vorbim de cineva putred de bogat. Sa spunem ca are un logan si un apartament cu 2 camere intr-o zona medie.. de genul Crangasi… 

Ai accepta?

I thought I would belatedly jump into the whole MOS debate.

For the record I started using the new flash interface as soon as it was readily available. My overall impression was a good one. I liked how it looked, the flexibility it gave the user in how they set up their dashboard etc.

Come the big day and it all went pear-shaped in a major fashion. I was unfortunate in that I had production issues that required new SRs on the day of the switchover.

 My personal experience was that I couldn’t get anything other than a blank white pages until I switched browser. Obviously this took a fair while experimenting with installing / uninstalling different versions of flash etc. a little stressful when you have clients asking you about progress on those prod issues.

When calling support, I had more success than some of my colleagues. I was put through to someone almost immediately. I did expect some chirpy response such as ‘Hi this is Oracle Support how may I help you?’. Instead I got a very suspicious ‘Hullo?’. It kind of took me by surprise. I thought I’d mis-dialled. Anyway, I managed to supply the necessary info and get the SRs raised.

Over a week later and how’s it looking….  well I still can’t login with my original browser, and I’ve given up trying to work out why. With my new browser I can login during the morning. From around 1pm (when the US come online I’m guessing) any attempt to login drags on forever without actually getting anywhere.

So my new ploy is to open a session as soon as I login each morning and then just keep that open all day. I’m probably not helping anyone else by doing this, but frankly this experience has made me more than a little selfish. Don’t blame the man, blame the system!

If anyone’s interested in giving some feedback on the switch to MOS why not take the survey? I know I didn’t hold back .

Finally I think I’ve realised why it was named My Oracle Support, because if I have it open, no one else can login! Well done oracle – the first serialised support service in history!

Va stam la dispozitie cu cele mai noi produse de Craciun, la cele mai mici preturi, in cadrul “Ofertei Lunii”.

Jokeshop are deosebita placere sa va prezinte produsele de Craciun din seria “Oferta Lunii”, care sunt disponibile in acest moment pentru dumneavoastra.

Costumele de Mos Craciun si Craciunita se gasesc in varianta pentru adulti cat si in varianta pentru copii, iar celor mici le recomandam pentru serbarea de Craciun sa reprezinte personaje precum omul de zapada, elful, sau chiar pomul de craciun.

Toate produsele din aceasta serie sunt oferite la un mega-discount de 40 %, in limita stocului disponibil.

Vista, non, Windows 7

Blak Roc ft Mos Def – On the Vista

Props à 2DB

Alla fine, approssimativamente dal 6 Novembre scorso Oracle ha definitivamente dismesso il “vecchio” “metalink” e lasciato come unica interfaccia web il nuovo “My Oracle Support”, detto anche MOS. Sul comp.databases.oracle.server sono fioccate le lamentale e sono stati creati più thread, Daniel Fink ha creato un sondaggio online, altri hanno espresso pareri più o meno negativi.

Ne avevo gia parlato tempo fa, non ho capito se a suo tempo lessi male l’avviso o se fu Oracle a rinviare ulteriormente il definitivo switch-off, ma alla fine è successo. Il mio parere non cambia molto, a me, come a molti altri la nuova interfaccia non piace, ma per l’uso che ne faccio per ora non mi crea grossi problemi. Ho trovato un metodo per visualizzare le note in modo chiaro, ovvero tramite il  link https://support.oracle.com/CSP/main/article?cmd=show&id=<numero nota>&type=NOT. Ero abitutato con il vecchio metalink ad aprire un nuovo tab per ogni nota che da una ricerca mi sembrava più pertinente. Ora con la nuova interfaccia non è possibile farlo, viene gestito tutto in flash e in teoria non è necessario, ma io sono troppo conservatore.

Devo segnalare che nei thread del gruppo di discussione di cui ho accennato sopra ho notato molte lamentele sulla indispinibilità del servizio, e questo per un breve periodo è successo anche a me, ma soprattutto lamentele da parte di chi non aveva provveduto per tempo a collegare l’account al SSO di Oracle (anche di questo avevo parlato nel mio post precedente). Questo mi lascia francamente perplesso, perché si può obbiettare sulla validità della nuova interfaccia, ma non sul fatto che Oracle abbia fatto di tutto per avvisare e prepare per tempo tutti gli utenti.

P.S.

Credo che in conseguenza del passaggio a MOS tutti i miei link a note metalink dei mie post precedenti siano “rotti”.

De sezon! Toate pachetele expediate din 20 noiembrie pana la sfarsitul anului au imbracaminte rosie speciala si mici atentii din partea noastra Enjoy the sunday season!

O rugaminte pt cei conectati la blog … avem nevoie de niste voturi aici. Multuuuuuumim!

Sunday Fashion

Yah…gak jadi ujian.
Karena ketidakpahaman tentang satu hal, jadilah gagal ujian MOSku.

Dua kali coba untuk melakukan ujian online, tapi dua kali juga gak bisa dilakukan. gara-garanya adalah voucher yang dibeli adalah untuk ujian Office 2003 padahal aku inginnya ujian Office 2007. Makanya gak dikenal vouchernya untuk ujian yang Office 2007.

Yah…gak tahu deh, jadi kapan ujian lagi

heard about this a while back

didn’t think it was true till i saw it

never thought I would like anything Jim Jones would say who knew

Ain\’t Nothing Like You (Hoochie Coo) – BlackRoc Feat. Mos Def & Jim Jones

Punem un pic mintea la contributie si oferim ceva sfaturi pentru cadouri mirifice ca de noiembrie… de ce ? Simplu. Peste o luna urmeaza Craciunul si cumva daca faci ceva cadouri inca de pe acuma e posibil ca Mosul sa nu se prinda sau eventual mergi pe conceptul ” pai cum nu ti-am facut cadou luna trecuta ? mai vrei si de craciun ? “.

Apropo de asta .. doresc sa-mi ridic in slavi articolul de anul trecut pentru craciun. Promitator, n-am ce spune.

Sa-i dam drumul!

1 . Esti vagabond ? Nu stii cum sa-ti surprinzi prietena cu un cadou de suflet ? Tu fiind un baiat bine crescut, erai invatat cu scuipat si injuraturi… acuma ai ocazia de a o bate atat de tare incat sa o bagi in spital; coastele rupte vin ca bonus. Cadoul minunat, nu alta!

Nu gandesti un pic ?Fii eventiv omule.. cheltuielile tale sunt acum pe maini bune!Un spital oarecum stilat iti poate face o oferta de nerefuzat :  fasole, mazare si grish! De ce ? Pentru ca “ Femeile este curve si trebuieste batute ca altfel nu te respecta.. ” sa nu uiti sa-i dai si in fata, e imperios necesar sa-i razbesti fata cu ceva pumni.. va crede lumea ca foloseste un alt fard! Va fi vedeta in cartier , mai ales ca dupa toate astea tot pe tine te-ar adora .

2. Inainte de sarbatori se foloseste practica “fa o vizita la rude in turma si prefa-te ca esti fericit “. Tu fiind una bucata ciubota de oras, esti suparata ca, de la asfaltul din oras, ajungi la mizeria de la tara.. ca urmare te gandesti sa-ti faci un super cadou cu ocazia vizitei.. iti faci o mica poza in fata sobei; nu orice poza… la bustul gol, cu sutienul ala , al tau, de prost gust, stand pe oala de sarmale a lui bunica-ta. Si nu uita sa te incordezi la capitolul bot, sa-ti strangi ciupercile ( sanii, imi cer scuze ) si sa ai in prim plan mica, marea rapire din serai. Prietenul tau va fi mandru cand va vedea poza pe HI5 ” Cadoul meu pentru iubi.. NUMAI tu ma vezi asa :X :*:* :X “

3. Esti copil dezaxat ? Nu-ti asculti parintii pentru ca nici ei nu te educa ? Nu-i nimic! E momentul in care , inca de la o varsta atat de frageda, e ok sa te bagi pe jointuri. Fumeaza , drogheaza-te si da foc la casa scarii.. le vei face drept cadou o adevarata mustrare de constiinta !

4. Faci parte dintr-o secta satanista ? In luna lui noiembrie ar fi dragutz sa faci  ceva cadouri minunate, presarate cu ceva pentagrame cu floricele, chilotei sub egida 665 +1 si coarne de bou pentru toti prietenii tai machiati cu negru. Surprizele incearca sa le pregatesti in cimitir iar drept “after party” profanati ceva morminte pentru a avea multe amintiri frumoase.

5. Vom continua in luna decembrie!

Resulta curioso coma se toman decisións na nosa democracia. O principio da maioría, por moi recurrido que este se faga, non ten porque facernos chegar sempre ás mesmas conclusións. Un exemplo o temos na nova autovía entre O Porriño e Mos, onde se pretende resolver un desaguisado non tendo en conta que o tempo pasou, as cousas cambiaron, e agora hai unha autopista. Esta estrada comunica Tui con Rande, Baiona ou Sárdoma, grazas ó nó de Puxeiros. Unha autopista de peaxe moi cara e que, precisamente por iso, vai vacía.

A explicación: facer proxectos basándose en golpes de efecto populistas en troques de criterios máis técnicos. Resulta políticamente máis rentable vender unha infraestructura nunha grande bolsa de votantes coma é a cidade de Vigo a cambio de seguir resquebrallando unha pequena bolsa de votantes coma é o municipio de Mos. Logo teremos á alcaldesa Nidia botando fume porque isto non pode ser e tal, namentres, o alcalde Abel dicindo que o Ministerio de Fomento cumple con Vigo e que Xosé Blanco será un gran candidato á Xunta. Menuda área metropolitana! Cada cual barrendo para casa…, pero a escoba baleira. O criterio custe-beneficio aplicado á recolección de votiños.

Unha infraestructura deste tipo se debería valorar cunha perspectiva máis ampla, porque os seus posibles beneficios ou costes suponse moito máis lonxanos do que ocurra no centro da cidade olívica ou na parte alta da Louriña. Pero nada, aquí os políticos mercadean con todo, aínda que non vaia con eles. O carallo é vender. É igual se resulta menos costoso compensar a Audasa para liberar a peaxe no mencionado tramo da AP9, aproveitando logo a distribución do citado nó de Puxeiros. Que va, os de Vigo dirán que temos nova autovía e os de Mos que temos outra máis. Pero ninguén fala do que é realmente conveniente para todos, non existe ese enfoque.

Artículo publicado no nº 66 do xornal A Peneira da Louriña, no mes de Novenbro de 2009.

i feel dumb right now cause i feel like i should start on my hw, but im stuck thinking of stupid things in my head…i feel like a mess. my head is a mess bc i have so many thoughts running in my head. i want to give up bc thats the easy way out of all this, but i have so many people who depend on me and my strength. it sucks bc when im not at my 100% state, everything else around me seems to just pass me by. i hate the fact that when i am at this state…i cant get a hand from folks to help me out of it. snap out of it…snap the fuck out of it. you are stupid for feeling this way. youre better than this. i know but its crazy how these insecurities of mine have a mind of their own. i took a nap already, but im sleepy again. why? i fucking slept already. sigh i think a big reason of why im feeling this way is bc im out of job. i guess im just going through that motion of how to get back on my feet. its really hit me hard and ive tried my best to be ok…but its not ok…im in a situation that i should have handle much better from the get. sigh its just hard…i have to work extra hard now to get that job. i know i can. i cant disappoint my family…i cant disappoint myself…i have to do this…if anything this is one of the hardest times ive had in a long time…its emotionally draining and its just emotional…the tears that i want to cry arent there…the people that i need arent there…im taking this all out of context…i dunno is that even the right way to describe it? im really just over it…after this month…its done. ill be done…and half way done with my senior year. im over this…im over having this…

if i gotta make it on my own…i guess thats what ill have to do…ive sacrificed a lot already…i dont have the energy to go and apply to grad school…

Listen…

Can’t count on you most of all when I really need it
It’s the simple things that you do, really hurt my feelings
The more I try, the more I’m starting to see it
This can’t work anymore, than you believe it

Goodbye may come as a shock
Even though I love you a lot
I’ve given every breath I’ve got
Sometimes you gotta break down and breathe

And how many times I gave my heart
To how many times we fell apart
And it equals
A promise in the dark
So don’t promise me

And how many times I gave you me
Divided by so many memories
And it equals
A promise in the dark
So don’t promise me

Listen…

I just don’t know what the problem is, what the deal is
Was I there too much, did I move too fast, I couldn’t see it?
All these promises are probably how you deal with it
I’m tired of hearing you say your innocent

Don’t think I forgot
Because I really didn’t care if you’re lying a lot
I’ve given every breath I’ve got
Sometimes you gotta break down and breathe

And how many times I gave my heart
To how many times we fell apart
And it equals
A promise in the dark
So don’t promise me

And how many times I gave you me
Divided by so many memories
And it equals
A promise in the dark
So don’t promise me

We all make mistakes
Sometimes we do desperate things
What does it prove? NOTHING
And you never do nothing wrong

Then what took you so long, took you so long
Cuz I keep, keep hanging on, keep, keep hanging on

And how many times I gave my heart
To how many times we fell apart
And it equals
A promise in the dark
So don’t promise me

And how many times I gave you me
Divided by so many memories
And it equals
A promise in the dark
So don’t promise me

So don’t promise me
So don’t promise me

edit: I just took a depression test – I have moderate depression…

Costum Mos Craciun – specific sarbatorii de Craciun. Contine: jacheta, pantaloni, centura, caciula, manusi, sosoni.

Costum Craciunita, roz – Un costum placut, care va ofera un look incitant pentru petrecerea de Craciun.

Costum chic Craciunita – Un costum chic pentru un Craciun fenomenal.

Costum Craciunita sexy – un costum chic pentru petrecerea dumneavoastra de Craciun.

Costum Craciunita Sexy roz. Lasa magia Craciunului sa te invaluie.

Costum Craciunita Sexy – un costum specific petrecerii de  Craciun. Contine:  bustiera & fusta.

Costum Miss Craciunita – Un costum sexy pentru un Craciun savuros. Contine: rochie din sky, caciula tivita cu “blanita”.

Costum sexy inger – un costum sexy care va va oferi un look incitant si provocator pentru petrecerea de Craciun. Contine: rochie si halo.

Costum Elfita – un costum special pentru o petrecere de Craciun reusita. Contine: rochie, caciula, centura

Costum Sexy Elf – costum chic pentru evenimentul dvs. Contine: rochie, caciula, centura.

Costum Joseph – special creat pentru sarbatorile de Craciun.

Costumul Pastorului biblic a fost creat special pentru sarbatoarea de Craciun.

I am just bound to kill myself in worries. I mean I can’t help it right and even if I could – I always want things to have a plan or some sort of reasoning behind it. Worry…that best describes me. I worry too much about the little things because I am paranoid and because I am insecure about certain things. Its funny how I can just pretend and act like I got it all handled, fact of the matter is…I’m a hot mess. I figured I’d worry because playing it too safe or not being careful in what I do ends up in chaos…I hate chaos.

I think about relationships, work, school, me constantly. I can’t take a break with my thoughts. I just imagine one day that everything in my head will just stop running around and just for once sit and just take things as they come. But its not like that…my head/mind is like a busy street downtown sf. Everything and anything is crossing, walking, driving, honking…its a mess. I woke up today thinking of the worries and insecurities I had from the night before.

I can’t blame myself, but its so easy to ya know. Its only right to. You know…I hate when I’m not all together because I can’t be there for those who need me…I end up being mia or just not there completely. Like I told Terri a week ago, I felt like I was there…but mentally I was somewhere else…just out of it…Today…I couldn’t believe what was occuring…again…I’m here…where I was a month ago…I can’t believe that it was just a week ago when the world seemed to just crash down. It seemed so much longer.

I figured I’d worry because there is much to. I took my GRE yesterday and the writing wasn’t my worry – it was the quantitative and verbal. Shit…I didn’t study for it and well…it showed in my scores. Luckily those scores aren’t the ones to determine my grad school. You know…this grad school business has just been in my head…I haven’t really been doing any application or writing…See…the reason why I’m doing a lot of the things I’m doing right now is because I decided I was going to grad school…but damn…I’m so worried that I wont be able to get there…I’m so scared…I feel so alone…

Mentally and physically I’m tired…I mean…my eyes just want to shut down because I’m so tired…I had a relaxing weekend however, but if all works well those weekends will again turn into work weekends. I don’t have time for these thoughts running in my head…but shrugs…its there…so I figured I’d worry…cause its the only thing I know for sure I do best…