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Doctor Foster

Time for another post from Auntie Goose! thought I would share one that you may not have heard of – Doctor Foster! Almost the same rhyme and as always, old MG’s version is after mine! 323 more words

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Baa, Baa, Black Sheep

A.G. here – I must tell you, compared to that cousin of mine, Mother Goose, I am the black sheep of the family. You must be able to tell from my rhymes! 416 more words

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3 Unexpectedly Metal Nursery Rhymes

Despite the best efforts of parents to gloss over centuries old children’s stories and songs to make them more suitable for children, these days most people are painstakingly aware that everything they loved as a kid is secretly terrifying or at the very least far more sexually charged than anything that should be aimed at a demographic that has yet to grow pubes should be. 1,526 more words


The Plumber`s Escape

Tuned in, turned off, turned on, turned up, turned puce…

Mother Goose, Aladdin, and Buttons

glaring at me like thunder.

`Prey, what ails thou Panto-types?` I seasonalled. 98 more words




Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again. 10 more words


Mother Goose's Golden Egg In The Valley

The Valley Academy, the team that brought you the highly acclaimed ‘Snow White’ last year,  is set to stage Mother Goose at Rakefoot Hall in Crawshawbooth. 49 more words


Old King Cole

Today’s nursery rhyme is Old King Cole. For those of you who don’t remember Mother Goose’s version it is after my, more superior version!

Love and feathers, Auntie Goose. 535 more words

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