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Inaugural Post TIP #1 Don't fucking stare.

iaintlying wrote 3 weeks ago: Staring at me isn’t going to make me move faster.  It’s just making me uncomfortable.  I … more →

Tags: staring, Front Desk, Douches

criminal masterminds, part XIV.8 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 1 month ago: Two dumbasses from Iowa decided to burglarize a home. Their cunning disguise? Painting their faces w … more →

Tags: In The News

of unintended consequences.6 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 3 months ago: One of the side effects of Senator Kennedy’s death has been the metaphorical pee-pee dance in which … more →

Tags: In The News, masters and servants., Politics

oops…i seem to have forgotten my spike strips in the road by accident.34 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 3 months ago: This just seems like a bad idea all around: Durham, NC neighborhood threatens speed limit enforcemen … more →

Tags: In The News, Laws and Justice

Passing the Buck3 comments

pdxurbanoutdoorsman wrote 4 months ago:      Here in Portland is a place called Sisters of the Road Cafe which offers many services but it … more →

Tags: deal with it already, Homeless, Homelessness, Idiots, lazy, Morons, Sisters Of The Road, Step Up

the sock drawer is not “secure storage”.33 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 6 months ago: Sad news item of the morning: Three-year-old CA girl shoots and kills her younger brother after find … more →

Tags: In The News, Parenting, Guns

have you stopped beating your spouse yet?13 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 6 months ago: The NH House has recently passed a gay marriage bill.  If the governor doesn’t veto it, o … more →

Tags: Politics, Laws and Justice, New Hampshire

an interesting definition of the standard.2 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 7 months ago: The ballsiest piece of comment spam caught by the WordPress filter in a long time: Yooo.. I kno it h … more →

yo quiero kevlar vest.42 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 7 months ago: Here’s a recent incident from Tennessee: Man shoots neighbor’s Chihuahua. Cliff Notes: E … more →

Tags: In The News, aminals

self-righteous thuggery.43 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 7 months ago: The Somali pirates are good and ticked off about the forced demise of their comrades. That article t … more →

Tags: In The News, military

10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong.1 comment

yovak wrote 7 months ago: Stolen from my friend Justin, who I’m sure stole it from someone else. 1) Being gay is not nat … more →

Tags: GOP, Funny Stuff, Politics

hunting the fail whale.8 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 8 months ago: Last night, I said on Twitter: Good thing government bailed out the whaling industry in the late 19t … more →

Tags: History, Economics

Right...

nerdcore ink wrote 8 months ago: Fair & Balanced...my pasty, white ass I found an interesting link tonight…. Fox Nation. No … more →

Tags: Politics, Rant, media, Left V Right

Loafers...

Digger (Not Phelps) wrote 8 months ago: So over at loafersansocks.tumblr.com, my friend John is counting down his Top 5 Pet Peeves for the w … more →

Tags: Advice, loafersansocks

The worst bar...in the world.

yovak wrote 9 months ago: I’ve been to a lot of bars in my time. I’ve been to bars where a jacket was required and … more →

quo vadis, republicans?61 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 9 months ago: Note to Conservatives: When the former governor of Massa-fuckin’-chusetts, the blow-dried RINO … more →

Tags: Politics

pandering to ignorance.30 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 9 months ago: Senator Richard Shelby (R-AL) still doubts Obama’s citizenship. Why am I not really surprised … more →

Tags: Politics

printing money =/= creating wealth.20 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 10 months ago: Proving once again that our leaders have no grasp of elementary mathematics or economics, the Super … more →

Tags: In The News, masters and servants., Politics, Economics, Quote Of The Day

eeewww.7 comments

Marko Kloos wrote 10 months ago: Note to aspiring criminals: If there’s a crime that’s pretty much ideal for leaving DNA … more →

Tags: In The News, internet flotsam.


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