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Having a cold is tough

FROM THE FOUR YEAR OLD:

(Who wipes his face instead of blowing his nose)

“These tissues don’t work!!!”

Kids

Snowman Cookies

“Look, Mom, I ate her hat clean off!”

“But his has a penis !!!”

Kids

Mom, can you fix the light bulb in my room?

It goes pitch black in there every time I turn it off!

Kids

Now Adding a Sh*T My Kid Says Category!

My son… two ¬†years old.. sweet, funny, adorable, smart, cuddly and my entire purpose for living. Also my main reason for thinking all to often “Dude wtf?!” Its not his fault. 300 more words

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