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Snowman Cookies

“Look, Mom, I ate her hat clean off!”

“But his has a penis !!!”


Mom, can you fix the light bulb in my room?

It goes pitch black in there every time I turn it off!


Now Adding a Sh*T My Kid Says Category!

My son… two ¬†years old.. sweet, funny, adorable, smart, cuddly and my entire purpose for living. Also my main reason for thinking all to often “Dude wtf?!” Its not his fault. 300 more words