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Jenny Lawson's book, I AM IN YOU31 comments

alonewithcats wrote 12 months ago: My funny friends, just chillin’. A friend sent me an email the other day that said: “So, … more →

Tags: Watch out for dropping names, I NEED TO RE-EVALUATE MY PRIORITIES, I HEAR VOICES, WEB FEAT, Seriously, One for the Books, Cats, Ellen DeGeneres, The Bloggess

Blogologues is like my third cat. But less furry. Like a creepy hairless Sphynx that always looks pissed. I mean that as a compliment.30 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: A few stormy Sundays ago when my clock/radio went off at the crack of 2 p.m. because I didn’t … more →

Tags: Watch out for dropping names, SO WRONG IT'S RIGHT-WING, With Friends Like These, JULIE ANDREWS RUINED ME FOR ALL OTHER WOMEN, Seriously, Allison Goldberg, blogologues, bobby mcferrin, Cats

And then I got a book deal and was mentioned in The New York Times. Sort of.40 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: Announcement: I got a book deal! OK. That’s not entirely true. But I am most definitely in a book! A … more →

Tags: Club Med, One for the Books, WEB FEAT, With Friends Like These, Blog, blogologues, Book Deal, Bossypants, Cats

One-way ticket on the Grey-found bus40 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: While sitting on the toilet the other day, I found my first grayish-white hair. On my head, you perv … more →

Tags: Watch out for dropping names, With Friends Like These, Club Med, aging, blogologues, Bonnie Raitt, Brita, Cats, dehydration

Letting our hair down28 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: Toward the end of last year, I noticed a small bald spot roughly the diameter of a quarter on Teva … more →

Tags: Club Med, Cats, Hair Removal, balding, hairless, Alopecia, prozac, sopa, pipa

Who Wore It Best? Part Deux ("Deux" is pronounced sort of like "duh," because the answer is obvious.)35 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: Although my barely detectable maternal instinct is wholly satisfied by caring for cats, others in my … more →

Tags: Watch out for dropping names, I NEED TO RE-EVALUATE MY PRIORITIES, BABIES RHYMES WITH RABIES, Cats, babies, kids, Friendship, Holiday, Children

Are you alone on Thanksgiving? I'm there with you in spirit. And by "spirit" I mean "alcohol."42 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: While shopping at Whole Foods earlier this week and somehow racking up a $200-plus bill even though … more →

Tags: worth the weight, I NEED TO RE-EVALUATE MY PRIORITIES, Seriously, Cats, Jesus Christ, vegetarian, Thanksgiving, Holiday, Whole Foods

My cats might be tiny cheetahs23 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: A leopard can't change its spots. But this is a cheetah. There are no idioms for cheetahs. Disc … more →

Tags: ELTON JOHN IS LORD, tripping, IDEAS THAT COULD MAKE ME MILLIONS IF I WEREN'T SO LAZY, JULIE ANDREWS RUINED ME FOR ALL OTHER WOMEN, Cats, blogologues, South Africa, Safari, inverdoorn game reserve

Less is more. And amore.43 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: A common complaint among bloggers is that their cats aren’t as cute as mine. This is accurate. … more →

Tags: WEB FEAT, tripping, Seriously, Cats, Travel, kyknoord, Friendship, gifts, nursemyra

To Boston with love55 comments

alonewithcats wrote 1 year ago: The view from the Prudential Tower, taken by my ex-girlfriend Vicky with the camera I bought her and … more →

Tags: ELTON JOHN IS LORD, Love Is A Battlefield, tripping, loco parentis, Misty Water Colored Memories, Cats, Dating, Boston, @ vacation

This all pretty much goes without saying41 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: Remember when I said that I’m ready to start dating again? Neither do I. That doesn’t so … more →

Tags: Watch out for dropping names, (mis)Adventures, Love Is A Battlefield, Club Med, Cats, Dating, Relationships, sex, Love

Who wore it best?26 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: Very brief conversation with my friend Melanie, after I met her newborn son, Ryan, for the first tim … more →

Tags: Cat got my tongue and now it's furry, With Friends Like These, BABIES RHYMES WITH RABIES, Small talk, Cats, Gift, Baby, onesie, Pregnancy

Qi, baby, ain't I good to you?48 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: I’ve been going down … hill. And licking … my wounds. And spooning … ice cre … more →

Tags: Cat got my tongue and now it's furry, Love Is A Battlefield, Time is On My Side, Club Med, Cats, Dating, breakup, CVS, mono

The greatest Easter miracle of all time. Also, Jesus came back or whatever. 59 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: No, really. You shouldnt have. One of the last gifts my ex-girlfriend gave me, ensconced in a box w … more →

Tags: Love Is A Battlefield, Misty Water Colored Memories, Cats, valentine's day, Jesus, Dating, Relationships, breakup, Easter

By not being on Facebook, I'm robbing past and future exes of the satisfaction of defriending me101 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: I’ve been dumped in an email, and now I’m dishing it on my blog. When I publish this dra … more →

Tags: With Friends Like These, (mis)Adventures, Love Is A Battlefield, TWEET TOOTH, Seriously, ONCE YOU GO CANUCK YOU'RE HOOKED, Cats, Blog, Dating

Sometimes I wish my mom didn't read my blog. Like when I design dirty valentines, for example.50 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: I started blogging one year ago tomorrow on Feb. 12, the eve of the eve of Valentine’s Day, a … more →

Tags: THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE BECAUSE I SLEEP LATE, WEB FEAT, Time is On My Side, IDEAS THAT COULD MAKE ME MILLIONS IF I WEREN'T SO LAZY, math is hard, ONCE YOU GO CANUCK YOU'RE HOOKED, Cats, valentine's day, vd

Logically speaking, I thought for sure I'd be Elton John's emergency womb38 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: Conversation with my friend Alexandria, who recently returned from a trip to Cambodia: Alexandria: O … more →

Tags: Watch out for dropping names, With Friends Like These, ELTON JOHN IS LORD, BABIES RHYMES WITH RABIES, Small talk, Club Med, JULIE ANDREWS RUINED ME FOR ALL OTHER WOMEN, Cats, stalker

Excuse me, you're standing on my neck52 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: As if I were Fievel, the little Russian animated illegal alien mouse in “An American Tail … more →

Tags: THE CENT OF A WOMAN, party for two, tripping, loco parentis, ONCE YOU GO CANUCK YOU'RE HOOKED, Cats, Dating, iPhone, Sightseeing

It's a jolly holiday with you61 comments

alonewithcats wrote 2 years ago: Bored Jews all over the globe have a few major choices to make at Christmastime: what movie to watch … more →

Tags: Watch out for dropping names, party for two, tripping, JULIE ANDREWS RUINED ME FOR ALL OTHER WOMEN, ONCE YOU GO CANUCK YOU'RE HOOKED, Cats, Blog, Jesus, Christmas


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