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Day One, 2.0
I am grateful for born-again virgins, because if it’s possible to undo that, then starting over with a clean slate must be possible for pretty much anything and anyone.… more →
My Ingratitude Journal
Day One, 2.0
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page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for born-again virgins, because if it’s possible to undo that, then starting ove … more →
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page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful that I suck at blogging, because it leaves room for me to be good at other things. Lik … more →
Day Thirteen
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for Howie Mandell’s extreme OCD, which makes it impossible for him to touch cont … more →
Day Twelve-ish
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful that I have been so busy that I haven’t made time to eat, thus helping me shed a … more →
Day Ten
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for closed captioning, which guarantees that the hearing-impaired will never be denied … more →
Day Nine
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for soul patches, which make it painstakingly clear which men I should stay far, far a … more →
Day Eight
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for the guy who Googles the term “naked clown,” and as a result is directe … more →
Day Seven
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for pornography, without which the Internet would not be the bustling forum of the fut … more →
Day Six
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page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful that so few people read my blog that no one will notice or care that it only took five … more →
Day Four
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful to all of those Charles Schwab commercials for keeping the Rotovision specialists of t … more →
Day Three
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful that the size of your Hummer H2 is probably inversely proportionate to your testicular … more →
Day Two
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for the seemingly never-ending production of Christian rock power ballad compilations … more →
Day One
page66 wrote 1 year ago: I am grateful for the laughter you provide me by reading your pseudo-adolescent slam poetry aloud. … more →
