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My World of Dreams - No.21. What do Madonna's armpits smell of?
On way to supermarket I realise I have forgotten my purse. I start walking back, jump in a kind of cab, reach destination, driver stops. I say, “how did you know this is where I needed to be? … more →
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My World of Dreams - No.21. What do Madonna's armpits smell of?
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: On way to supermarket I realise I have forgotten my purse. I start walking back, jump in a kind of … more →
My World of Dreams - No.20. Charlie's Angels
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: I’m a Charlie’s Angel but pre-occupied with pulling some curtains down in my old family … more →
My World of Dreams - No.19. The pussy, the penis and the fighting dog
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: In my flat we all are; an Asian family with 3 children and their pet. I feel anxious about this funn … more →
My World of Dreams - No.18. My boyfriend should marry Vanilla Ice
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: I’m planning my dream wedding – registry office then immediate party afterwards. I worry … more →
My World of Dreams - No.17. Kracky Kremes and Chris Rock give me good lovin'
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Looking through a window with friends while people make yummy doughnuts in a very skilled way then a … more →
My World of Dreams - No.16. Work's a bitch but it's a carnival outside
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: So my boyfriend’s at work doing a test. I forget my bag at the desk next to his. God only know … more →
My World of Dreams - No.15. Destiny's Child and good looking girls with bad breath
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bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Back to school again; working in my maths book on equations, an old school friend comes and asks if … more →
My World of Dreams - No.14. Foot fetish mice
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: In a bed with friends (all innocent of course) wriggling about because I’m anxious about mice … more →
My world of Dreams - No.13. What's a small penis between friends?
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: A few weeks ago I had a weird flashback moment; noticing that Brokeback Mountain was on terrestrial … more →
My world of Dreams - No.12. Ex Big Brother housemates are setting up home in my mind
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Here we go again. We’re onto the Z list stars now. Enter the star of the imaginatively titled … more →
My World of Dreams - No.11. Making out with Robert Downey Jr and spicy chicken
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: I question why I am dreaming about celebrities so much. My boyfriend instantly has an answer to that … more →
My World of Dreams - No.10. Unsexy and the City; sexual death by knicker elastic
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: I’m at a 2nd hand store trying to get a comic book out of a pile. On the floor paintings are l … more →
My World of Dreams - No.9. Funny business with Blu Tack
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: I’m in a Canadian department store showroom with the manager. There is a bed. Above the bed is … more →
My World of Dreams - No.8. Pasties, mangoes and lesbian trade offs
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: The Greggs chain of bakeries set up shop in my brain last night. The scenario involved me handing ov … more →
My World of Dreams - No.7. Why I beat up the icecream van man/woman
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Anybody ever heard of curry macaroni pie? No? neither have I, looks just as disgusting as it sounds … more →
My World of Dreams - No.6. The Baldwin Brothers should be alphabetized
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: So I’m at the supermarket (or perhaps the hairdressers). A guy asks me to watch his daughter w … more →
My World of Dreams - No.5. My knickers say, 'chocolate feeds my dreams'
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Dreamt about chocolate brownies and custard last night…thanks for that. I’m trying to ab … more →
My World of Dreams - No.4. Brangelina on my pillow
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bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Last night it was Brangelina’s turn to be in my dreams. By the way, which media hackwit though … more →
My World of Dreams - No.3. Chris Brown on an ambulance, LL Cool J coming through my window
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Last night I dreamt that the delicious LL Cool J kept climbing through my kitchen window. Unfortunat … more →
