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Naked beef bandits steal 60 burgers from eatery

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into an eatery “dumb, dumber and dumbest.” 106 more words


Police in Fond du Lac urging folks to keep their homes secured, after learning of naked home intruder

FOND DU LAC (WITI) — The Fond du Lac Police Department is asking residents to ensure that doors and windows are secured — after learning of a naked man entering or lurking outside of homes in the Primrose Lane area of the city of Fond du Lac. 378 more words


Naked Intruder Crashes Through Door, Recites Scripture: Cops


Posted: 07/09/2014 5:22 pm EDT Updated: 07/09/2014 5:59 pm EDT

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 SEATTLE (AP) — It was little comfort to the residents of a Seattle home along Lake Washington when the naked man who crashed through their front door began loudly reciting Scripture. 88 more words

Watsonville Police Taser Raging Naked Man Jumping On Cars

WATSONVILLE (CBS SF) — A naked man, accused of attacking police after allegedly jumping on cars and trying to enter a Watsonville home late Friday night, was transported to the hospital to be evaluated for what police said may have been a narcotic-induced reaction. 280 more words


Six Things to Do with a Naked Man

Have you blown his mind lately? Then you’ve got to learn about sneaky moves that he will love. There are different things that you can actually do like standing behind him and then stroke his penis. 461 more words

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Man Charged With Indecent Exposure Says He Must Have Been 'Sleepwalking'

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) – Chaska police say a man told them he was drinking and “must have been sleepwalking” in connection to reports that a man was on the roof of a car, naked. 99 more words


Naked man arrested after low-speed police chase on farm tractor

TORONTO – A 31-year-old man was arrested near Ottawa last Friday after he tried to run from police on a farm tractor while naked.

Police say they were called by the man’s father to help control his son, who had reportedly not slept in days and was on drugs. 89 more words