A FEW HUMBLE OBSERVATIONS

Everything that you know about almost anything is most likely wrong, at least if you are from the west and you arrive in the east. It does not get anymore east than China. With a rich and diverse 5,000 year old cultural history, China has seemingly invented everything used in modern society around the world today, thereby reminding us all of long standing Chinese wisdom. The USA was the first nation to land men on the moon in July of 1969, but without the Chinese inventing and/or first using the rocket in about 1232 AD against the Mongols as they tried to attack and take over a Chinese city named Kai Fung-Fu, perhaps that trip to the moon may not have happened in 1969. Although I would bet that with U.S. technological advances being what they are today, have been, and will continue to be, at least if the U.S. economic situation can ever be fully repaired, that a trip to the moon would have eventually happened anyway because no matter what, even in the absolute worst of times, no one can stop the Americans. That’s my highly biased opinion as an American citizen and it has worked out pretty well so far. Then again that attitude did not work so well during the Vietnam War, Pearl Harbor, Iraq, or Afghanistan, nor during the eight years of the Bush Administration overall. As it is almost 2010 that tone and posture also did not seem to be working so well all year long and with 2012 on the horizon, one can only wonder what might come next for the USA.

The Obama Presidency is plagued with disasters in regards to American foreign policy and while President Obama is simply to fucking stupid to have Vice President Biden a seasoned foreign policy expert attend to foreign matters and get a leash on U.S. Secretary of State Clinton, the face of the USA is no better off, if not actually much worse than when the Bush Administration occupied the White House. As it is now, Obama has already been bought and paid for by the Communist Party of China and I sincerely hope that he is taken into custody and transported to the nearest federal holding facility as soon as possible by the FBI and/or the U.S. Marshal’s Service for treason and possibly federal felony election fraud.

Obama is in bed with the Chinese government in more ways than one and as a new U.S. President being in a position to tell the Chinese Communist Party members to go fuck their mothers and slam the door shut on their cheap low quality shit that falls apart or contains various poisons, his first action for China was to send his U.S. Secretary of State to China to have her beg the Chinese for mercy and pray that they invest and moreover that they keep on investing in the USA. In that regard the U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no better than a common snake oil salesmen in that they both sell a bill of bad or damaged goods to the general public at large all of which sound very charming with assorted claims about the short and the long-term benefits of their snake oils, but in the end, cancer can kill you and much like snake oil won’t help cure your cancer, investing in the USA by the Chinese government is not only a stupid and very risky move, but it also opens the door for the CCCP to leverage the USA into positions that the American government will not want to find themselves in later as the loans to the USA all default.

As a result of that action, the USA lost all of its face. With President Obama heading to China in November of 2009 I wonder what the son of a bitch will do to kiss China’s ass this time. Perhaps he will do a deal whereby China can open military bases on U.S. soil or perhaps he will allow them to take control of large areas of American land as part of an expanded Chinese special economic zone as an example. As ridiculous as that may seem, or as impossible as that may seem, never say never. After all, he is the first black American President that was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize after taking office without proving American citizenship, or doing anything whatsoever to justify being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in the first place and as I said a moment ago he sent his U.S. Secretary of State to a Communist controlled police state to negotiate loans from a totalitarian dictatorship from hell to keep the USA from falling into even more hopeless debt.

How embarrassing it is for the USA to beg a totalitarian dictatorship masquerading as a Communist Party with a supposedly Socialist agenda for money as the U.S. economy finally got it’s pants pulled down before the world to expose a pathetically small penis and a limp one at that. For the past several years anyone with an ounce of common sense could easily see through the American façade of being a rich and powerful nation and if not, well the next and most obvious question is why not? After all, the warning signs were everywhere and although I am certainly no economist I can at least spot a shell game when I see one.

As the American government bails out various businesses I often wonder why no one is conducting an audit of the Federal Reserve Board. While I am at it, why not audit and close the US State Department, the EPA, the National Railroad Passenger Corporation, the U.S. Postal Service, the National Institute of Health, the Social Security Administration and the useless U.S. Department of Education. I could save American tax payers a few hundred billion dollars per year in the first ten days of my being in office as the President of the USA.

At a time when the USA needs a strong dose of minding our own fucking business and focus on protecting American interests first, President Obama just rode in to suck the dicks of the CCCP and swallow as he kissed their asses to boot. He is a sellout of American interests, and the American people. I am deeply troubled by the downfall of the United States government but as the USA disenfranchises so many Americans daily, certainly so if one is a minority, the question is, who cares?

After U.S. Vice Consul Nancy Chen refused to issue my own son a U.S. passport at the new U.S. Embassy in Beijing, China telling me that I somehow failed to prove a physical presence in the USA for at least five years, which is necessary in order to transmit citizenship to a child if one parent is a foreign national and one is an American, I actually had to get U.S. Congressman William Delahunt and U.S. Senator John Kerry involved. At what point is someone, American enough to be deemed to be a so-called real American while at the same time holding onto a U.S. passport inside of a U.S. Embassy that was issued by the same agency that the U.S. Embassy is controlled by? I often wonder if Vice Consul Nancy Chen was kicked out of her previous position in that shit hole south of the U.S. border called Mexico City, Mexico or was she promoted to her position in Beijing, China. I am not even sure which location is worse between the two but the one thing that I am absolutely certain about is that the U.S. State Department needs to reexamine how they hire personnel for their various diplomatic appointments around the world because when complete morons like Vice Consul Nancy Chen end up with a diplomatic passport, that is not at all in the best interest of any American citizen. I can tell by the way that she signed my son’s certificate of birth abroad as a U.S. citizen that Vice Consul Nancy Chen did not want to sign that document even after she was ordered to do so and that to me says quite a bit about just how racist that woman really is in my opinion.

Her signature is barely legible at all and I am more that certain that any other official document that she signed as a diplomat had a much cleaner and easier to read signature than what she placed on my son’s U.S. State Department documents. Would anyone care to challenge me on this one? I have got $1000.00 U.S. dollars in cash that says I am one hundred percent correct on this one and I am willing to be called on this one anytime day or night from anywhere in the world. In case you have any doubt, here is the document.

Although I must admit that I am seeing that President Obama appears to have some balls, or perhaps he fears being fucked in the ass too deeply by the Communists as he recently dispatched U.S. Destroyers to protect the U.S.S. Intrepid in the South China Sea, which these days, China is now claiming is a special economic zone much like they will soon be claiming that the entire USA and most of our critical and key infrastructure is also a special economic zone.

Of course the way to stop China and also to stop the selling out of American interests is for the U.S. Department of Commerce and the U.S. Congress to work together to make it a federal felony to sell anything to China other than food, simple machine parts, and clothing items as an example.

If Chinese people were not allowed to buy up American factories, American-owned businesses, and American real estate, the USA would be much better off. After all, the USA was built without selling things to the Chinese, and it sure as hell can continue without selling things to the Chinese except for things that the USA wants to get rid of or those items that the Chinese cannot turn around and use against the USA somehow.

George W. Bush was also a sell out of the American people when he attended the 2008 Beijing Olympics and then he just let China rename Taiwan as Chinese Taipei while Americans were being murdered and foreign journalists were getting attacked by Chinese psychotic guards, police, and spies, just blocks from the Olympic venues. Personally, I would have issued an executive order making it a federal felony with the loss of U.S. citizenship for any member of the U.S. Olympic Team to travel to and/or to participate in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

Then again, President Obama and U.S. Secretary of State Clinton clearly are not concerned about human rights, although as I will mention later, I find it very interesting how former U.S. Senator Clinton urged former U.S. President Bush to boycott the 2008 Olympic Games out of supposed concerns for human rights but yet on her recent trip to China she said that human rights would not interfere with the economy and the so-called war on terror. At the same time the Obama Administration is now claiming that the insurgents being held in Cuba are being humanely detained there. Yeah, sure they are. That’s why the U.S. government is continuing to conceal photographs of U.S. personnel posing naked with prisoners in pretzel shaped contortions that look like some X-rated version of the game Twister or perhaps the ever popular Slip and Slide. For me personally seeing images of corn fed U.S. Army soldiers from places like Arkansas and Nebraska engaged in bizarre sexual acts with prisoners is a prime example of just how fucked up the Department of Defense is these days.

I am also puzzled as to just exactly how it is that China can compete against itself during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. If Taiwan and Hong Kong are supposedly all part of China, then they ought to be on the same team, but obviously they were not on the same team and therefore, Taiwan is not part of China. As for Hong Kong, well just ask someone from Hong Kong. At a time when former U.S. President Bush and now unfortunately U.S. President Obama should have been, or should still be focusing on creating jobs and developing advanced sciences to keep the USA well ahead of a Communist controlled nation, former President Bush and now President Obama were and still are willing to bend over for the Communists and take their pathetically small but seemingly potent penises in the ass with a smile.

But let’s not forget that the scientists of the former Russia were just one step ahead of the USA as far as sending people into space and these days, the Russian Federation and China are in bed together on many issues to include their partnerships on voting at the U.N. When it comes to math and sciences both the Chinese and the Russians are an advanced society and in the event of some sort of military action against the USA, there may be only a few options for the USA, one of which is nuclear. I doubt that the USA would ever nuke the People’s Republic of Wal-Mart though. But then again, when it comes to Taiwan it is at least possible that the USA would engage China in a large scale fashion.

If I were the President of the USA, well, be glad that I am not, especially if you live in mainland China if Taiwan is ever attacked by China because I assure you, mainland China would be vaporized completely. There is no God damned way in hell that I would ever allow any sovereign nation to be attacked and taken over by a Communist regime and that my friends, you can take with you as fact to your graves because it is something I deeply believe in.

I could not believe my eyes when I once stepped on board of a Russian aircraft carrier in Tianjin, China that was built along time ago. These days China owns three aircraft carriers that were once owned by Russia. Seeing the Kremlin is one thing. Seeing and touring a Russian aircraft carrier to include radar rooms and a radio room is another. Many years ago Russia was very advanced and in 2009 you had better believe that the Russian Federation is also very advanced and even more so today. Let’s be honest here, the Russian Federation could easily destroy the USA within about forty eight hours or less if it wanted to. Simply put, the Russian Federation is no joke folks. The Russian Federation should be both feared and respected.

Russian Federation ties with China run long and deep. I predict that China will have a Chinese built aircraft carrier before 2025 and of course it will be nuclear powered and more advanced than anything that the USA has floating around. Don’t be surprised if they build it at least in part, by using stolen technology from the U.S. Navy Labs for that matter. That ought to give Tom Clancy something to write about. Never mind the Hunt for Red October. An advanced Chinese nuclear powered submarine is already hard to detect as it is, and if the Chinese get their hands on any advanced high-tech intelligence or equipment from the USA, the U.S. Navy will take a backseat to the Chinese Navy in short order and those days may not be that far away.

One major difference between the USA and China is that the USA may possess advanced high-technology toys and gadgets that are in some form of early testing and/or development phases, but after the Chinese spies steal them from the USA stemming from weak American security systems and stupid American technicians that could not spot snow in the middle of winter, while the USA sleeps, the Chinese have already been developing that advanced high-tech data into something tangible and these days, part of that plan includes secret submarines, advanced satellite systems, and very sophisticated communication systems, all of which are supposedly strictly for defensive applications according to the CCCP. Remember, that in China, the term R&D means to receive and duplicate. Unfortunately the top executives of most major American corporations are to fucking stupid to realize that but by this late stage in the game I am now more than certain that General Motors and French owned Air Bus finally woke up and got a clue.

Sure, someone working within the framework of the U.S. government should be somewhat aware of these developments in China because after all, not everyone in the American CIA, DIA, NRO or NSA is brain dead. There is a problem however and that is, that many in top-level American government positions think that China is some struggling third world developing nation and to some extent that is in fact true. However, while American U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton worries about pissing off the Chinese on issues of human rights, which the USA is in fact in no position whatsoever to whine about at all, as she kisses big time political ass in China, and as the economy is a major factor in relations between the USA and China right now, secretly the Chinese are continuing to build weapons of mass destruction, as well as secret submarine bases at sites such as Hainan Island, at Sanya.

The Chinese government continues to send spies into the USA or to use cyber attacks to collect data on various American government agencies that are of great interest to the Chinese such as the United States Department of Defense and at the same time the U.S. is now seeking to cooperate with the Chinese military on Afghanistan and Pakistan. What’s next I wonder? Where exactly does the Obama Administration draw the line and when is enough, enough?

China is a so-called super power nation and they are a clear and present, and moreover, an immediate danger to the United States of America, freedom, democracy, the U.S. economy, and the very moral fabric by which the USA was built. I am not talking about a group of hyper-national Chinese college students rooting for their flag or the average everyday Chinese citizen. I am talking about the Communist Party of the People’s Republic of China that programs, brainwashes and manipulates their citizens using fear to achieve their end goals of global domination in a format similar to that of the DPRK.

As China sails into a historic voyage off of the coast of Africa to protect shipping lanes from pirates, the world should take notice of China’s reach and military capabilities because although the Chinese Navy is seen on the waves in a high profile fashion on this occasion, you had better believe that the Chinese Navy was, has been, and will continue to be, parked just off of the coast of many nations with their highly advanced nuclear powered and nuclear armed submarines, many of which are hard to detect even with U.S. technology. In fact, while the Chinese have advanced light years ahead of the USA with respect to the design, manufacture and use of stealth submarines, countries like France and Great Britain are busy with their insurance adjusters after having ear ended each other under water during a collision involving their own submarines and I cannot begin to imagine how that could even be possible in the first place.

If you were ever impressed with the late Bruce Lee’s movies and that man’s fighting ability and his intense fighting spirit, imagine millions of Bruce Lee’s in uniform with highly advanced weapons using technology to the fullest with a hyper-national love for their country. If you can envision that concept, which is terrifying enough as it is, you may have some minimal idea as to what China is capable of militarily. Remember that in China military training is mandatory in college and with some one billion three hundred million Chinese people in China; the Chinese military could grow rapidly if it needed to do so.

Whatever you do, never underestimate the Chinese because believe me my friends; they will surprise you ever fucking time. I have seen this countless times myself and I have been given an education about how the Chinese operate in more ways than one. Much like the Russian Federation, China must be both feared and respected by the USA.

The world witnessed a strong Chinese unity during the Sichuan earthquakes. Imagine what would happen in the event of a war against China as foreign embassies and ex-pats would be targeted in short order much like the U.S. Embassy in Beijing and the U.S. Consulate in Shanghai were attacked after the Clinton Administration accidentally blew up the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade. Whoops!

After China was publicly gang raped by the Japanese, I can assure you that if the Chinese ever become really upset and find themselves in a war, their well directed rage will be unstoppable whether they are emotionally fragile in a time like that or not.

If I were some dirt bag pirate floating around off of the coast of Somalia I would be shitting my pants right now because the Chinese are coming to blow pirates out of the fucking water and demonstrate their advanced military power and naval warfare skills to the world and believe me, if you are stupid enough to be a Somali pirate and try to take over a Chinese merchant vessel, assuming first of all that the Chinese crew on board does not kick your asses first, the Chinese Navy will seriously damage any Somali attackers. For the Chinese Navy, killing Somali pirates would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Unfortunately for the U.S. Navy, an attack by the Chinese Navy might also yield similar results and by that I mean specifically that the Chinese Navy could easily destroy and sink most of what the U.S. Navy has floating around at sea these days. If you don’t think so, ask yourself how many advanced high-tech U.S. nuclear powered submarines the U.S. has on hand and then count what the Chinese have. Now imagine the Chinese with a nuclear powered aircraft carrier or maybe as many as three because it is my guess that if they are building one, they are building three. Chinese engineering is nothing to sneeze at. Just look at the Three Gorges Dam project as one example of many amazing accomplishments that the Chinese engineering and advanced sciences communities have executed flawlessly. Whether you accept it or not, China is a great nation that is on the move in more disciplines than one and that most certainly includes from a military point of view.

The Beijing 2008 Olympics, although highly impressive, compared to what China could really do globally on a military front if and when it wanted to as a nation, would make the 2008 Beijing Games look like a side show. Although for the CCCP in China, the 2008 Beijing Games were never about sports or goodwill. Instead they were about saving face and trying to make the CCCP look good, much like all of the so-called safety and security surrounding the games was actually about protecting the CCCP from being overthrown. Indeed China is one massive hungry dragon fully capable of giving the USA a run for its money in a military conflict. Meanwhile, as America’s Internet and telecommunications systems as a whole are wide open for a Chinese lead cyber attack, not to mention China’s ability to blow satellites into pieces in outer space, as was clearly demonstrated in 2008, the USA could, in theory, wake up under Communist rule and not even know about it until it was all over.

A former Russian KGB expert predicts the fall of the USA in 2010. I think that is out of line. I would guess more like the year 2015 to perhaps the year 2017 if I were hard pressed for a time line. The USA is on its way out and it is only a matter of time before the fire sale begins and the CCCP will be the auction house.

First up on the auction block will be any and all of the USA’s critical and key infrastructure. Americans don’t need to worry about someone blowing it up. Countries that don’t like the USA will simply buy the USA from China one piece at a time or trade it for things that they want. The current recession that is active and is in progress will end up being roughly four times worse than the Great Depression that started on Black Tuesday with the Wall Street crash of October, 1929 and rapidly spread globally. As Obama upgrades the American railroad systems that are already not being used enough or properly anyway thereby wasting billions of hard earned American tax dollars, homeless Americans will miss the train to prosperity and many of them cannot even afford a local bus ticket these days while some cities issue bus tickets out of their own cities to families that are seeking assistance thereby taking out the trash and sending families in need packing and bound for somewhere, anywhere else, as long as it is not in their current city which already cannot afford to keep police and firefighters on the payroll much less issue rent vouchers and food stamps.

These days the Chinese people are already taking real estate tours into the USA to buy multimillion dollar homes that are now being foreclosed on in record numbers because the Chinese believe that in about five years or so these investment properties will once again regain their value at which time they can sell them or meanwhile have their children live in them assuming that they can even get a visa in the first place for the purpose of attending college in America. It is nonetheless nice to see that the Chinese seem to believe in the American markets enough to invest in the USA although as I have said before I believe that this is a serious error by the CCCP and also on the part of the U.S. government for begging the Chinese government for their help in the first place.

It is too bad that most Americans know that their nation is going down the toilet but have done little or nothing about it, and now it is to fucking late. Then again a twenty one year old FBI special agent is not old enough to rent a car while an eighteen year old American is not old enough to buy and carry a concealed weapon, but is old enough to buy a rifle or a shotgun and go hunting, or to register to vote and also to join the military and die in Iraq, but yet is not old enough to buy liquor, but is old enough to by tobacco products in the USA. There are many things in the USA as a whole that just don’t make sense at all and as such it is no wonder that Americans just sit back and watch the world go by with the commonly heard catch phrase of; yeah, well, what are you going to do?

With an ongoing high rate of visa denials in Beijing at the U.S. Consulate for many Chinese students at least, many recently purchased and now Chinese-owned homes in the USA may sit empty and the Chinese investments associated with those homes may actually lose value as the property sits empty as homeless American squatters camp in the living rooms and strip the copper wiring and pipes for sale to local salvage yards to avoid starving to death.

The Chinese mindset however does not easily understand that concept because in China with the population density being what it is, housing is normally on a high demand, whereas in the USA many homes remain empty even during good market situations because many people rent apartments instead of buying homes and many homes are built by developers on market speculation and as most everyone knows, that is stupid.

With the arbitrary and capricious U.S. visa policies that I’ve seen so far even for my wife who is married to me while I am an American citizen, one can only imagine how long the average Chinese person will need to wait for a visa.

I am highly offended that the U.S. Consulate grants business visas all of the time to Chinese citizens, but when it comes to a family visa for Chinese people such as my wife, we get put on a delayed bullshit waiting list or otherwise get fucked around for months at a time for no valid reason that can be clearly documented or identified. I’ll talk more about that later.

Some of the American staff at the American Embassy and/or the U.S. Consulate in Beijing in my own personal opinion at least, doesn’t have a clue about how to help Americans. What is needed in foreign countries where the USA has a diplomatic presence are people that know what in the hell they are doing with a sole and primary mission of helping American citizens abroad and not paying hand job lip service to their own miserable reasons for existence that is cited on some horse shit plaque mounted on a wall collecting dust in the American Citizen Services Unit poorly guarded by bored out of their mind Chinese national contract security guards that don’t speak English while being in charge of the physical security at the points of access leading into the U.S. Consulate in Beijing, China where Americans come for assistance, which is clearly a recipe for disaster and an accident waiting to happen if ever there was one.

As to how it is exactly that the U.S. Marine Embassy Security Detachment and the RSO knowingly allow fifty or so private vehicles to park directly in front of the U.S. Consulate daily which is also located directly next door to the Israeli Embassy, is beyond me since any of those vehicles could easily contain car bombs as there is no accountability for who is driving any of those vehicles whatsoever.

I have actually seen people park there and then not go into the U.S. Consulate, but rather walk away somewhat briskly which raised my stress level one hundred percent while I was standing in line with my wife and son outside of the U.S. Consulate waiting to be treated like a second class citizen by some Chinese nationals that stole jobs from desperate and otherwise qualified Americans while the Chinese nationals earn hard earned U.S. tax dollars and enhance their lives while Americans go homeless and hungry and that idea makes me physically sick to my stomach. However in the name of saving money and while making use of China’s so-called abundant cheap labor force, which these days if you know anything at all about China’s labor laws, is completely untrue, the U.S. Embassy in Beijing is crawling with Communist Party members that spy daily on U.S. Embassy and U.S. Consulate operations and the American citizens therein.

Despite all of this as Americans with clean background checks, good credit ratings, valid college credentials, and a strong work history to include being an American veteran, cuts no ice for possible gainful employment with the  U.S. Embassies and the U.S. Consulates around the world because the U.S. State Department has but one mission and that is to sell out Americans while using double speak diplomacy buzz words to make you feel good about them doing that while they ask Congress for more money so that they can keep on doing that in plain sight.

Meanwhile, here in the USA, it is difficult to believe that the USA is the so-called most powerful country in the world even during this serious economic turmoil, and yet American children have some of the lowest math and science scores on the planet to which one must ask, how is this possible? Let’s not forget that many American children are homeless to add a cherry to the top of this major problem in the USA.

At the same time, China has underground submarine bases built into the sides of mountains greatly resembling a James Bond movie set, as well as magnetic levitation trains, and Beijing recently played host to the 2008 Beijing Olympics and yet China still has approximately eight hundred million people living in poverty while members of the local governments throughout China seem to be in a wonderful position to buy several new apartments, and drive high-end luxury sedans on their meager Chinese government wages of perhaps 5,000 RMB per month or less which is approximately $732.00 U.S. dollars in many cases, which is nothing short of smoking gun corruption from the word go that absolutely no one is doing anything about.

In the USA, at least in some states, like Indiana for example, some senior-level police officers and sheriff’s deputies might get to take their patrol cruisers home as a perk of their job, but that is essentially done to enhance and promote better response times for emergencies and to promote the high physical presence and visibility of police officers to help deter crime. Except for cities like Aspen, Colorado however where the police drive Volvos, I have yet to see any government justify the massive amount of corruption and blatant waste of taxpayer money like China does. I suppose that while Aspen, Colorado serves the so-called elite members of society, the Aspen Police Department somehow feels the need to be seen driving nothing less than a Volvo on the scene of some billionaire beating the shit out of his wife to avoid losing face while still being taken seriously by all of the snobby rich bitches that reside there.

Chinese police on the other hand drive shitty looking locally produced police cars, but I suppose they don’t have as much clout as city and county-level administrators and with saving face being such a high priority in China, I guess that the Chinese government can feel completely justified in buying, keeping, and driving, high-end sedans as rural Chinese people starve, much like Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe recently spent $250,000.00 for his eighty fifth birthday party while his people starve and lack hospitals, essential medicines, and critical key infrastructure.

I suppose in fairness, this is also similar to the automobile executives that were flying private jets to Washington, D.C. to seek billions in bailout money while other firms spent $400,000.00 U.S. dollars on private parties and sought even more money from the U.S. government. Greed, graft, corruption, and just plain rude and arrogant assholes thrive in any society and China is no exception. I can personally assure you of that because many of the Chinese government officials that I have met personally are little insecure mama’s boys that were once hand fed with a silver spoon, with little or no education, few social skills, and they enjoyed a free ride in life which is exactly how many snobby American assholes live in Aspen, Colorado as a comparison.

The difference between arrogant, corrupt, pricks in power in the USA and in China however, is that in the USA, most of the time, they eventually get arrested like the Mayor of Detroit or the Governor of Illinois as an example, while in China, people complaining about these same types of rat bastards simply disappear and end up in prisons like the one that my wife and I once lived next door to.

From what I have seen thus far, the only high-level Chinese officials that really ever get arrested and executed are the ones that stole large sums of money to the tune of more than several million U.S. dollars where the case received so much publicity that the CCCP had no options left other than to cut their losses to among other things, save face of course.

I have never been a fan of the death penalty at all, but I must admit, at least to some very limited extent, that when China executes some shit bag from a high-level Communist Party position, it absolutely does tend to curb corruption for a period of time in China, at least among government officials in a given city where a corrupt official was recently executed as an example. China does tend to administer what they call the rule of law, and to some extent, I like it and I even support it.

If the USA handled corrupt government officials with executions the way in which China sometimes does, things might run a little smoother in the USA. Although then again, it would also open the door for many executions of high-level American government personnel that were deemed unpopular or those that did not vote a certain way, or something along those lines and in that regard China’s policies would not work so well in the USA.
Much like the USA, China has both the best and the worst of social problems, pollution problems, growth problems, development progress, and educational advancements, or lack thereof.

In those regards both the USA and China mirror each other which is proof positive evidence that Capitalism and Communism both don’t work, or perhaps they do work, but only for the rich and powerful that live in between the loopholes that were once unwritten laws by men in the distance and which have since continued on unabated to date.

As for China’s rapid infrastructure progress, whenever I rode in one of China’s high-speed rail services which are far superior to those in Europe and easily light years ahead of the USA, at least with respect to speed, quality, and overall comfort; it was odd for me as a foreigner to look out of the window and see people living in such primitive conditions in the cities that the trains passed through as I essentially flew along the rails at well over two hundred MPH without even as much as a subtle vibration.

As I have said before, China is an advanced society when and where the CCCP wants it to be and believe me, the CCCP has the art of saving face down to a fucking science and no one in the world can hold a candle to them on that aspect of their society.

The Chinese are seasoned experts of mass transit and their overall ability to deploy thousands or perhaps millions of soldiers as the world witnessed during the holiday blizzard and the Sichuan earthquakes as an example were nothing less than highly impressive even by American standards or any standards for that matter. One thing that China absolutely knows how to do well as a nation is to mobilize and get people and products from point A to point B. When it comes to delivering the mail, China is not bad. Their quality of service at the counter is normally quite poor and the postal stations are also poorly managed as a whole, however the actual movement of mail or parcels being in transit and getting somewhere is quite good. Chinese people as a whole are indeed very mobile in nature as far as how they live, work, play, and get things done.

It is not uncommon as an example to see three people riding on a motorcycle, scooter, or a bicycle in China and I am not talking about the Shanghai acrobats, but rather the average everyday Chinese citizen.

A typical Chinese Post Office

Compared to the Amtrak service that was bailed out by the Carter Administration in 1976 in the USA that derails, runs late, or has many accidents and often a lack of riders or money, I would say that China’s advancements as far as moving people across their great nation has surely put a boot in the ass of the Americans and they have done so easily and without breaking a sweat.

For that matter, the Chinese also own and operate a train that runs to the top of the world. I find it amusing how Chinese people perform such amazing feats in such a humble fashion from Chinese acrobats juggling flaming chain saws while standing on the head of a pin, to erecting massive skyscrapers and airports. The Chinese do this with little fanfare as tourists just stand collectively in awe; while absorbing not only at China’s surreal advancements, but moreover at being forced to accept China’s rapid growth and progress before their very eyes. If you have ever lived in a high-rise building in China for example, in a few days time, you could literally observe a city skyline change before your very eyes. In fact it should come as no surprise that more than seventy percent of all of the cranes in the world are actually located in China.

This of course goes against the many ongoing western media accounts of the so-called modern China today that frequently feature old Chinese villages and polluted factory towns, while American cities like Detroit are ghost towns and America’s homeless population increases hourly while President Obama says that the U.S. economy is not so bad.

I suppose that for an arrogant cock sucking prick being protected around the clock by the United States Secret Service courtesy of U.S. taxpayer dollars while being waited on hand and foot with an annual salary of $400,000.00, U.S. dollars, a free home, private jets, and the potential to earn millions in speaking engagements after he is done destroying the moral fabric of the USA, the economy looks pretty damn good to someone in his position which Americans were stupid enough to place him in, and they will get what they deserve in due course, which at least so far is a depression that is leaving cities looking like a nuclear bomb went off while some 216,000 jobs were lost during August of 2009 alone.

Even as the Dow Jones Industrial Average recently broke 10,000 again, people continue to lose their jobs, while they cannot find replacement jobs, and they also lose their homes as their unemployment runs out. Homeless shelters are packed with families across the USA. Food banks are running out of food and people are going out and robbing banks and that includes an increase in women robbing banks out of desperation, frustration, and pure anger.

Meanwhile, President Obama’s supporters and his various political ass kissers continue to place a nice spin on the great black savior as the USA continues in a downward spiral and the jackass from Chicago sends SMS messages on his Black Berry and his wife tried to support a failed 2016 Chicago Olympics bid, which even if the IOC had agreed to hold the 2016 Olympic Games in Chicago, no one would have the necessary monies to produce the venues and the facilities that are required to host such an event in the first place. The U.K. can barely afford to exist with the 2012 Olympic Games hovering around their country while major landmarks and critical key infrastructure are now for sale in London much like the USA is selling off highways and major pieces of real estate, file cabinets, desks, and pieces of the so-called long dead, but not forgotten American dream.

Many so-called free media agencies like CNN have a highly biased view of China and although they cover China frequently, it is often the bad news about China that most Americans see while ignoring America’s own numerous social problems, crime, pollution, human rights violations, and critical key infrastructure falling apart at the seams as the USA sinks deeper into debt and into the bowels of hell, all of which was nicely started by the Bush regime and will now be continued by the lack of experience and the total lack of leadership of the Obama Administration, which was an accident and disaster caused directly by Americans just wanting to desperately elect someone with a pulse as long as they were not a member of the Republican Party. Congratulations America, enjoy the face fucking and swallow.

As Americans are pinned behind the eight ball with their backs to the wall, this will indeed prove to be the last straw over the Camel’s back and it is the key puzzle piece for the complete and total destruction of the USA as we know it. Game over. After a few years into the Obama Administration, go back and pick up my book, and you can say; hey, that SOB was right.

That is of course, assuming that some nutcase with an agenda does not assassinate President Obama or he is not removed from office by the American people. Although since Clinton enjoyed blowjobs in the Oval Office and got away with it, and Bush ruined America and got away with it, I doubt that Obama will be impeached because impeaching America’s first black president would be deemed racism and trying to keep a black man down. Once the race card is in play, all bets are off.

It is too bad that Americans did not put so much effort into even trying to impeach former U.S. President Bush because things would never have gotten as far over the edge as they did. President Obama will bring Americans to their knees in more ways than one. Never mind terrorists, Americans have elected the poster boy of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance, all gift wrapped with celebrity endorsements, none of which mean jack shit in the grand scheme of things as the USA is going down for the count. Mark my words; the USA is all done as the corner stone of freedom, democracy, human rights, powerful economic status, and leader of advanced sciences and technology. You might as well go outside right now and hang your U.S. flag upside down because my friends, the USA is in fact beyond hope. Perhaps seeking asylum in Canada right about now would be a good option for many, certainly so for blacks, Muslims, and Jews anyway. Another un-civil war is coming for the USA very soon so you should be prepared for that.

As Obama somehow repeatedly sees fit to somehow tie himself to former U.S. President Abraham Lincoln the sixteenth President of the United States of America, or set the stage for some indirect comparisons between himself and former President Abraham Lincoln, and as the media runs with that horse shit, and while Americans are easily fooled, the days of former President Harry S. Truman and other great presidents are history. If America wanted an African American citizen as a president, it should have been Colin Luther Powell. I can easily accept, trust, and respect, a man like that, even if I do not agree with his endorsement of Obama, but given the options of a tired and worn out American veteran on his way to the geriatrics ward with a short fuse and a shitty choice for a U.S. Vice President, what options did the USA really have anyway other than voting for the Libertarian Party like I’ve done for most of my life after realizing that Democrats were really Socialists in disguise.

I also find it repulsive that comparisons have been made to the late President Kennedy and President Obama and to that I can only say that President Obama is not even close to half of the man that the late President Kennedy was and in fact, the late President Kennedy is more of a man while dead, than President Obama is while alive.

As I said earlier the American recession will be the worst recession ever and by shopping at Wal-Mart and selling your souls to the Communists in China, you helped to cause this mess. George W. Bush and now President Obama gave it the final tap over the edge and from here on out it will be a free fall into hell.

Get ready for a FEMA controlled government and be mindful of the job that they did not do well in Louisiana and if you have a gun, make sure that it is loaded when they come to take your legally owned firearms next time because I can assure you, that you won’t get a second chance so watch your backstop and make each and every shot count.

It will be very interesting to see how many of those so-called militias out there can get organized enough to protect their own homes or streets when the shit hits the fan. As it is now, American banks are likely to be nationalized while being federally subsidized a practice that lately has become standardized.

Meanwhile the Chinese people stuff their mattresses with money and now you know why. Of course some Americans do that as well, but then if someone ever finds the hard earned cash that some poor hard working bastard tried to save to keep their heads above water for a rainy day; the I.R.S. labels them tax evaders. Believe it or not, many Chinese people enjoy more freedoms than the average American working stiff and as hard as that may be for you to accept and come to terms with, in fact, it is the absolute truth and that is a sad day for a so-called democracy.

I find it ironic that the USA has done such a poor job with developing and maintaining critical key infrastructure while China with all of their problems has done so much so quickly in so many areas concerning critical key infrastructure.

Meanwhile the Barack Obama Administration is claiming that they will now finally do something about America’s decline while also claiming to be in a position to provide some two million five hundred thousand jobs to rebuild America at a time when China is putting men in space and via the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, they also politely reminded the entire world that China has been around for a long time and has vast capabilities and those capabilities absolutely include taking over any and all countries that they can. Remember, China has stated clearly several times that they will go to war over Taiwan with other third party nations if need be.

I would suggest to you that China’s move against Taiwan is a matter of time, certainly no later than 2017 and possibly on or before 2014 and I believe the attack would be launched in a guillotine fashion with China first taking over Taiwan’s capital. Blood will be shed, thousands of lives will be lost and a democracy will fall in the event that the USA fails to launch a counter attack using weapons of mass destruction for the immediate and total annihilation of China’s capital and China’s primary military facilities to include a highly aggressive attack on any and all of China’s submarines to include their tired and worn out diesel powered submarines because the Chinese are a determined group of people and in a war, all is fair.

The question of course is whether or not an actual U.S. government lead administration would attack China in that situation even if most Americans would support it, although with many Americans being anti-China, perhaps Taiwan would be left to fend for itself as Communism was allowed to march forward because Americans are tired of wars and for most Americans, which is how the USA became so fucked up in the first place, China is simply a non-issue and that type of thinking will get you killed and run over.

Remember that you don’t need to wait for thirty minutes for a Chinese missile to hit the USA from China. It will be in your neighborhood in less than five minutes after it is launched from a nuclear powered submarine lying silently just off of the coast of the USA. Could that actually happen? Let me ask you this. Where were you on Sept 11^th 2001? You should plan on absolutely waking up one morning with the USA under full scale attack.

To date, it is doubtful that many Americans could find China on an unlabeled map and with a border that looks a lot like a chicken on a Rorschach inkblot test; it is hard to miss on a globe, never mind the sheer land mass while being located directly below the Russian Federation and Mongolia for that matter. For those Americans failing such a quiz I suppose the next exam would be an MMPI or perhaps an EEG to check for brain waves.

As the Clinton Administration is now back at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. all over again since most of Barack Obama’s staff are comprised of old Clinton staffers, American-Sino relations ought to be pretty good except for major problems with the economies in both nations which in and of itself will cause friction. Of course while Hillary Clinton does her horrible impersonation of a U.S. Secretary of State she might just kiss enough asses in China to help keep some level of stability going in the DPRK so that the Obama Administration can claim some level of success for a non-nuclear North Korea. That is something that most nations want anyway. The end result however will be more of the same China-vs.-America game on the usual fronts starting with currency values, the so-called war on terrorism and human rights, whatever they are.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, someone that Barack Obama essentially said was totally unfit to be the President of the USA is now somehow fit to be the fourth most powerful person in the presidential line of succession and has become Obama’s mouthpiece on foreign policy at a time when what is really needed in the U.S. State Department is another Dr. Henry Kissinger, and not a kiss ass second string sore loser with a chip on her shoulder, and a fake smile. Whenever I see Clinton’s eyes, I can tell that she is thinking to herself; damn, this is a bullshit job. I could have been President of the USA.

Jordan Sage’s backyard is watched by communists 24/7

Dealing with China from a U.S. political point of view and certainly a diplomacy point of view with Clinton at the helm of the U.S. State Department is one of Barack Obama’s early and career damaging mistakes that Americans and the Chinese government alike will pay for in the long run, mark my words on that. As it is, thus far, three of his cabinet nominees have failed to get past the taste test and this just shows anyone what kind of a total jackass President Obama is in the first place and how poorly he chose key personnel to support his own weak administration and fill in for the multitude of deficiencies that he has in all aspects of his attempt at governing. His only real claim to fame seems to be that the man can sure work the hell out of a Black Berry like no one else. Maybe he can text message the Dear Leader in the DPRK and they can have some bilateral SMS sessions together.

Separated by an ocean, and a cultural history difference with the USA of roughly 4,763 years, while being somewhat isolated from the world for the most part until the 1970’s, China and the Chinese people as a whole have made great advances under the leadership of the CCCP and this cannot ever be denied while being conscious.

A quick trip through China’s economic engine, the City of Shanghai, will wake up even the most closed minded and brain dead foreigner as to China’s rich advancements, financial power, architectural advancements, and their painfully obvious ability to attract FDI and to become a world player on many fronts well beyond the U.N.

I would guess that by about 2020 or sooner the U.N. will be based in China. Remember to never say never because that day my friends is coming sooner than you may realize, and as harsh as that is for you to swallow, and believe me, you will swallow, I will remind you that Hong Kong is now controlled by the CCCP after former Great Britain Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher regretfully signed the execution orders for freedom and democracy on December 19th 1987 thereby turning over what was once a smoothly run British ruled colony operating on a ninety nine year lease from the highly corrupt Qing Dynasty. All of the three hundred eight former emperors of China and each of their respective dynasties much like the CCCP today were absolutely corrupt and in that regard China has never changed.

The park at Jordan Sage’s home is immediately next to a

prison in China

I will also remind you that China controls the Panama Canal on a lease that expires in 2047 and another Chinese firm called Great Wall Panama secured a lease for as long as sixty years for an export zone on the bank of the canal on the Atlantic side of the Panama Canal.

The USA was weak when dealing with Panama and the Chinese Hutchison Whampoa Company several years ago and things should have been much different. However like many Americans these days, back then, American leaders just sat around and jacked their dicks without a thought about what would happen if China controlled the Panama Canal and guess what? Now they do.

When Beijing beefed up their economic pressures on Panama, Panama’s politicians handed Hutchison Whampoa Company the absolute right to control anchorages on both ends of the canal, and to hire new pilots for guiding ships through the waterway, and to block all passage that interferes with the company’s business, to take control of key public roads near the canal and to have the right of first refusal for control of some former U.S. military bases. With American politicians fearful of pissing off the bank that owns the USA and the name of that bank is the CCCP, it is only a matter of time before the U.N. and anything and everything that China wants is handed to them on a silver platter and if you are an American citizen, the chances are pretty damn good that you let it get that far out of hand.

The face of the USA is about to change my friends. China has a rich and complicated history and many of the Chinese people and their government leaders whether elected or not, are very wise and they have a mission and that mission is global domination. No one needs to look much further than China’s repeated and ongoing missions into various nations on the African Continent to see a possible move of colonization on the horizon at some point in the near future. China buys eighty percent of Sudanese oil while selling weapons in and around Darfur which in turn are used to continue the ongoing mass genocide there and if anyone talks about this with the average Chinese person the response is normally something along the lines of that situation being a business deal and then the matter is quickly dismissed much like it is at the U.N. and thus far, China has managed to get away with it. Of course for U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, her sell out of Americans and her total dismissal of human rights in China was also a business deal during her recent trip to China as well. Once again the USA does not have a moral or ethical leg to stand on politically with China.

In comparison, the USA’s very short cultural history includes great advances in just over two hundred thirty three years, but the USA still has many pitfalls to date and both progress and change take time.

I believe at least in part, that the advancement of the USA could not have come so far so fast without the help from China’s many inventions that were created by great Chinese inventors nourished by the Chinese people’s vast cultural wealth. Sometimes when I hear about copyright infringement claims against China I wonder who really copied who.

The U.S. Constitution was written in 1776, but without the Chinese invention of paper invented by Cai Lun in 105 AD, I am not sure what the founding fathers would have written that document on. While they were at it, the Chinese also invented and perfected India ink so you would have something to write on your paper with so you can think of them the next time that your boss signs your check or you get a love letter or fan mail from the I.R.S. Speaking of the I.R.S., let’s thank the Chinese for the first calculator. The Chinese invented many things and just like many Americans think Thomas Edison invented the light bulb and held a U.S. Patent on it, actually another man named Joseph Swan a British inventor was awarded the first patent on the light bulb in 1860, one full year before Thomas Edison got his. Are you surprised? Many people are because just like many Americans think that they are superior to all other nationalities and that the American Revolution brought with it many great inventions like Eli Whitney’s Cotton Gin, China has the USA beat severely on inventions and sometimes advanced high-tech.

Not surprising, in today’s modern China things like ink stones are popular with foreigners as China’s rich cultural history slowly teases and wakes up the senses of the rest of the world while also healing their aches and pains with time tested Chinese traditional medicine, something my wife’s family uses all of the time, and now, so do I, at least on some limited health related issues, but certainly not for anything serious as I will mention later. Perhaps this is one of the many reasons, that in addition to the rising costs of the failing healthcare system which is a global embarrassment as it is, that one sees so many foreigners entering China for medical treatments these days.

People go to China because it is safer than Mexico these days. At least in China people don’t get their heads chopped off like they once used to back when the Japanese raped Nanjing, but apparently the Mexicans took lessons from the Japanese because it is common place there lately. In fact, come to think of it, no one in Mexico supposedly knows why a Japanese man was living in their airport for three months like actor Tom Hanks in the 2004 film called The Terminal written by Andrew Niccol, (story) Sacha Gervasi (story & screen play), and Jeff Nathanson (screen play) and directed by Steven Spielberg. I wonder if perhaps he was giving the Mexicans some lessons in swordsmanship. He did somewhat look like the Samurai Warrior type of person after all.

Japan has little to brag about from a cultural export aspect except for maybe war mongering and Sushi and they should be ashamed of themselves as a nation even today. The USA ought to be ashamed too for allowing Japan to buy up so much of what is left of the USA while also buying Japanese cars, electronics, and cameras. I used to like the band the Tubes and their song called Sushi Girl but with a firm understanding of Japanese history and Japan’s whaling practices and of course their ongoing hanging of prisoners without warning or notice to the condemned’s family, I am not so impressed with Japan these days and the coolest thing to date that they once had going for them was Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi’s hair. Meanwhile the best American exports to Japan to date have been two atomic weapons and the rock band Cheap Trick.

Meanwhile, back in the USA many hospitals are now offering homeopathic remedies as cures for cancer almost as some kind of a marketing ploy while most doctors in the USA don’t want to admit or accept them for a few reasons, one of which is a lack of understanding of the full potential of Chinese traditional medicine and the other is the fact that most CTM works better at a fraction of the cost than many western medicines and very few if any Harvard Medical School graduates went to college to become doctors to render low cost healing, certainly not while they can milk insurance companies for billions of dollars because hey, that’s the American way.

Meanwhile American pharmacy companies charge Americans as much as possible for prescriptions at a time when CTM, if more Americans knew about it, and understood the full potential of CTM, would save them money and CTM could quite possibly help them to live longer and better, and enjoy life more. I wonder why more insurance companies don’t accept CTM as a treatment that can be reimbursed in many cases.

Could it be that medical service providers, pharmaceutical companies and insurance companies are all in bed together? One must surely wonder. In fact, why wonder at all? Just examine the board of directors at many such companies and find out who is sleeping with who and see who is connected and how. If you doubt that any of this is possible, just ask yourself why the Mormon’s own major shares of stock in Coke Cola and I believe they also own major shares of the RJ Reynolds Company while their religion mandates that members of the Mormon Church can’t smoke, drink coffee, or drink soda and alcohol. Maybe their core base is comprised of so-called Jack Mormons.

Then again the Mormon religion also says that Mormon wives ought to be faithful, but after getting a blowjob from a married Mormon wife many years ago, I can assure you that many Mormons are actually Jack Mormons, and much like a woman that I had a three year affair with and did not know that she was married for the first seven months of the relationship, the Mormon wife I fucked also told me that she was single as well. The difference is that once I knew that she was married I left her on the same day. I am not a saint but I am at least a man with some level of morals and principles and after having been lied to by a few married women before that, I was not about to get burned again or so I thought.

In the USA anything is possible and in China, anything is possible too. Especially since China owns most of the USA and has more than one trillion USD in foreign capital reserves. If you ever shopped at Wal-Mart, you helped make that possible. Thank you for selling out American jobs, American workers, American industry and quality American made products. Don’t blame China for building a better mousetrap after you stepped in it while your head was in your ass.

The Chinese built it and you came. Then the Chinese swallowed. Let’s not mince words here and run and duck for cover. Let’s call a spade a spade shall we? If you are an American you would sell out for a price and that is what Capitalism is all about in the end because everybody has a price. Everything is for sale except my country and my fellow countrymen that is a hell of a lot more than I can say for the United States government that wheels and deals in American lives, jobs, freedoms, and prosperity like they are penny stocks. If you doubt me, go ask any veteran of the U.S. military.

The price must have been right at Wal-Mart I guess. Then again, it is always about money right? That’s how prostitutes stay in business. Even if the prices are a little high, someone is willing to make the sacrifice and as shoppers make the sacrifice at Wal-Mart, American soldiers are on the battle ground in Afghanistan and Iraq making sacrifices so that when they come home, they can find their entire critical key infrastructure belonging to the Chinese. Thank you for your service to the USA! Welcome home, and fuck you! Good luck collecting your VA benefits, G.I. Bill, or any of the other benefits that you might deserve and may have earned by risking your life and health in some God forsaken shit hole of a country. Now you can enjoy your tax free but already overpriced shopping at the BX, NEX, PX and/or commissary.

While you were deployed the sex toys that your wife was using to replace you were also made in China, as were the batteries. Most likely the condoms of her lover were also made in China as was the DNA test that you’ll use to maybe catch her lying about cheating on you because let me tell you, after you’ve been deployed in Afghanistan or Iraq for more than one year, you had better believe she is thirsting for some thick hard cock and it is only a matter of time before she finds a special friend to fill the void my friend. That is the real price that American soldiers pay for their service to their country. That is the crux of the deployment issue for many. You know it and I know it.

For awhile the new berets that the U.S. Army soldiers wear these days were being made in China too. What fucking jackass sold out American jobs from U.S. Army contracts to a Communist controlled police state?  I wonder how many of those berets were bugged or might have hidden GPS tracking chips in them or perhaps time released toxins.

China is making exceptional progress on many fronts and you helped them to reach those goals and objectives by shopping at Wal-Mart, while compromising on pricing, values, quality, ethics, American jobs, unions, and the working blue collar backbone of the United States of America. When American military goods are sourced out to potential enemies to save money and give Americans shitty, substandard goods to fight wars with, well my friends, I am sorry but that ought to be a death penalty offense if there ever was one. Where exactly is the Defense Criminal Investigative Service when we need them and for that matter the Defense Security Service.

Deep in my heart, my mind, my body, and within my soul, the USA is sacred and it must be protected like the virginity of a child and all to often some rat bastard somewhere is willing to put a price tag on the USA and you have no idea how badly that disturbs me I can assure you. Sell your kidney; sell your family’s silver, pimp your wife, but not your country. For me personally it is all or nothing. You are either an American, or you are not an American and lately I have examined all of my options and I have gone through exhausting contemplations over this issue due to the state of the USA and the direction that many Americans think in which does not at all sit well with me in my own mind and I am quite certain that the founders of the USA would roll in their graves if they had any idea about the situation in the USA today.

Meanwhile over in China, the Chinese hospitals have been making a lot of progress as well and during the nearly four years that I lived in China on my last trip, one of many that I have made into China, I can tell you that I have seen major changes in the quality of hospitals, medical training, education, medical treatments, pricing, and patient services. In many cases and at several hospitals, China’s healthcare system has a long way to go, but things take time to change in China and I have seen these changes personally as a patient myself and while I was taking my wife to the doctor for our first child born on February 2nd 2009. However there are some extremely serious pitfalls in Chinese hospitals as well and believe me, I will discuss those later.

Many of China’s hospitals are less expensive than the hospitals in the USA of course. Moreover China’s insurance system is improving as well and from what it once was a few years ago, I would say that today it has made great advancements overall. However, on many fronts, China still has a long way to go with regard to the level of quality in healthcare. Much like the USA, China has both the best and the worst hospitals and in the end it all comes down to money much like it does in the USA and in China, and in the USA, it seems that these days at least, everything is for sale.

Meanwhile in the USA, veterans once promised healthcare coverage for life at VA Hospitals, some of the biggest miserable shit holes on Earth, are now forced to sign up for expensive insurance that they already cannot afford. Thank you for your service to your country. The VA is now co-owned by the Chinese Communist Party, and oh, by the way, fuck you! As a funeral director, embalmer and mortuary transport firm owner, I have seen how the VA Hospitals in some cities treat their veteran dead and basically, they treat them like shit.

More often then not as a mortuary transport operator I found dead veterans in the Cold Room on the second floor of the VA Hospital in Portland, Oregon more or less just thrown into the cooler and left unclean with tubes and airways hanging out of them like a pizza box on a street curb outside of a frat house on a Saturday night. On my way out of the hospital as I returned the morgue keys, the VA of course provided me with that token American flag as if it still means something anymore. We need General Patton back in 2009 and we need a U.S. Secretary of Veterans Affairs that won’t take any horse shit.

The USA must protect and defend American veterans the way that they once protected and defended the USA, and even better, because now that they need the VA as they come home with long-term mental and physical battle scars, they also have an absolute and unconditional right to recover from whatever ails them as they move on with life and enjoy the rights that many veterans died for while protecting and defending the USA in the first place.

While I am it let’s thank the Department of Defense for sending out some seven thousand letters to the families of dead service members with the greeting of; Dear John Doe as if your government gives a rat’s ass. In response to that royal fuck up Army Chief of Staff Gen. George W. Casey Jr. sent out personal letters of apology to all of the families who received those computer generated standard stock letters. It seems to me that the SOB should have been writing all of those letters personally in the first place, or did I miss something somewhere? The reason that those letters were all fucked up in the first place was due to a faulty mail merge function within a high-speed printer that the Army uses to send out mass mailings. I guess that a mail merge is similar to a troop surge and neither is working.

Obama’s pick of a former four star Japanese American U.S. Army General Eric Ken Shinseki although a strong and excellent option, may not be enough of an ass kicker for the VA. I would like to see Stromin Norman Schwarzkopf, also a former four star U.S. Army General in the VA Secretary slot. If he were the U.S. Secretary of Veterans Affairs, you had better believe that Americans would not see bodies thrown into the morgue cooler with such indignity much like many Americans directly or indirectly helped to sell out the American economy by sucking the dick of Sam Walton and his crew for the lowest prices on Chinese made shit from Shanghai or some other city in China that few in the west ever heard of before.

These days in the USA it is virtually impossible to find anything that is not made directly or indirectly, either in whole or in part, in China; much like it is almost impossible to find clean drinking water in China. There is of course something seriously and fundamentally wrong with both of those scenarios.

Once being on the outside looking in as an American abroad I found the behavior of many Americans to be repulsive as they bought Chinese made brands and yet in China, I was a one man show buying only American made brands when and where I could find them, even if I paid more for them and as a foreigner living in China, I always paid more because the Chinese merchants always fuck over foreigners whenever they can and I have personally witnessed that on thousands of occasions so do not even try to tell me otherwise.

If you doubt this, ask any foreigners in China, U.S. Embassy/Consulate staff or the average working stiff English teacher and they’ll fill you in if they have a spine and they tell you the truth. Then again, many foreigners living in China would rather walk around on egg shells and pretend to like all of the shit sandwiches that the Chinese try and feed to them, sometimes by force, as they fear that maybe they’ll offend someone. Yet these same people if they were on American soil would bitch and cry the blues if someone were smoking in a restaurant.

Those same people are seemingly willing to ignore the Chinese people smoking, shitting, pissing, and spitting everywhere, to include in grocery stores, restaurants and hospitals and as usual, they dismiss that behavior as supposed cultural differences and there is nothing cultural about being unsanitary and unkempt while endangering public safety, health, morale and welfare I can assure you. In fact, maybe I could start a separate chapter here about how SARS and Avian Flu both got started in China and then spread across the globe, but I think that perhaps you already understand my meaning. If not, I would say that you are beyond hope or in the alternative that you are some brown nosing politically correct asshole that thinks that you are being culturally sensitive when in fact you are just an ignorant jackass without the balls to call it the way anyone with a pulse and a brain would call it when they seen it in plain view.

These days the only thing that Americans seem to be inventing are clever ways to reshape debt, sell out American interests, lease our nation to the Communists, cheat veterans out of the benefits that they are otherwise entitled to while trying to make them feel good about it, and slapping American Made labels on Japanese owned brands as the UAW gets sodomized by Congress while Congress voted themselves another fat cat pay increase for 2009.

Worse yet, Americans let them do it! Best of all, guess what? That’s right, Congress will do it again and Americans will let them do it again and as the Chinese take over the world one nation at a time, starting with the USA, right in front of most American’s eyes in broad daylight, the Chinese and their 5,000 years of talent, expertise, and innovations, continue to invent clever ways of achieving what seems to be their ultimate goal of world domination and once again, if you shop at Wal-Mart, you let them! Thank you, and fuck you!

Wal-Mart is the second biggest employer in the USA right after the American government and in my opinion if the USA is to be saved from disaster, both Wal-Mart and the U.S. government need to be made smaller faster and that is why I am a registered Libertarian. The Chinese are out buying, out thinking, out investing, out building, and out inventing Americans and that is a fact. By the way, the Chinese have been doing that for 5,000 years and the last time that I checked, the USA popped into this picture 233 years ago a day late and a dollar short, and as for these days, trillions of dollars short. But if you need a loan, I have the number for the Bank of China handy.

You can post some of your vital organs as collateral and since the Chinese government already sells human organs on the black market anyway, you won’t need to wait in line for long if you default on your loan to the CCCP. Besides, the way the USA sells out its military personnel to countries like South Korea and Japan via the Status of Forces Agreement, China will figure out a way to get their hands on you even from the USA and the USA will help them to do it. U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is all to happy to fuck you in the ass with her Chinese made strap on vibrating dildo with the bogus designer seals made in some shit hole city in China that you never heard of before. I just cannot stomach anymore Americans or American interests being sold out for a price. Some things in life must be sacred no matter what the situation may be, even if it kills you. You are either an American or you are not an American and one of these days you had better wake the fuck up and figure out which side of the fence that you sit on in that regard and you should choose wisely.

I guess that’s why I love the phrase on the New Hampshire license plates so damn much. The first time that I ever saw that phrase, I was deeply moved. The phrase comes from a toast written by General John Stark on July 31st, 1809.

For those of you that might be unfamiliar with a New Hampshire license plate, written across the bottom of that state’s license plates bear the words; Live Free or Die. I suppose that is in part why the Chinese government suppresses outside media so much because can you imagine what would happen if those words became popular among Chinese people or students? I often wondered why an all English language library on a college campus that I once worked at in China was always locked up and did not have any signs on the doors. As it turned out, all of the books came from the USA and they were sent to the college as part of a joint venture program with a college in the State of Florida, but the CCCP did not want those books getting into the hands of the Chinese students on campus years earlier when the college formed the partnership.

So after all of the American college staff left the Chinese campus and the big joint venture party was over and all of the chairs and balloons were put away, and the banners were taken down, the library room was sealed off. One day, through a bit of deception and trickery, I managed to convince the Dean of the English Department to let me take my students from a western modern literature class to that closed off library room to do some research and to find a book of interest to them to write a short exposition piece about. Of course, my real goal was to let their starving brains have access to the outside world, even if it was a bit dated. They rummaged through those books like starving pack dogs at a dump. Witnessing that made me cry. That one day out of all of the time that I spent in China made my time in China worth any and all sacrifices that I made as an American living abroad. I truly felt that I had accomplished something with my life that day. As for the reports that they were supposed to write, well, I seemed to have forgotten about the assignment in the following week. However within their weekly journals most of them wrote to thank me for opening the library. For me personally it was much like the wall separating East and West Germany coming down.

I look forward to the fall of the Communist Party of China with equal delight and a hungry anticipation because I have seen the true power and the energy of the people of China as individuals and I know that they do not need the CCCP to control them and how they think, pray, travel, read, have children, vote, protest, or print newspapers.

The CCCP reminds me of the mafia coming around to collect money on some kind of a protection racket and most people that lived and worked in China and married into Chinese families know that it is only a matter of time before massive amounts of Chinese people rise up and say; Hell no mother fucker! Not today bitch!

As for so-called SOFA agreements, I think that if a U.S. service member commits a serious crime in a foreign country they ought to be arrested and given a fair trial in the USA and if they are found guilty, then they should be sentenced and serve their sentences in the USA as well.

I will be God damned if I ever sell out an American to a foreign nation anywhere, anytime, in the interest of parking a U.S. military or naval base in a nation like South Korea or Japan. In fact let’s remove all of the 28,000 to 41,000 U.S. service members from South Korea and let the ROK clean up their own shit with the DPRK and if the DPRK attacks Seoul, let China clean that shit up and if they don’t clean it up, let Japan handle it. Remove our bombers from Guam and let’s bring all of the U.S. Marines stationed in Japan along with the U.S. Navy back home to protect the USA on American soil where they belong. Can I get an Amen brother? Do you feel me on this one? Are you tired of busting your asses to protect and defend other nations? Are you tired of working to pay more and more taxes each year while keeping less and less of your payroll so that someone can live comfortably in a foreign nation at your personal expense? I know that I am sick and tired of seeing tax increases to pay for wars and benefits for everyone else except for Americans.

Bring home those 28,000 to 41,000 Americans from the Republic of South Korea and let them patrol the borders of the USA near Mexico and while we are at it, lift the Posse Comitatus Act which is a United States federal law (18 U.S.C. § 1385) passed on June 16th, 1878, and deputize all U.S. service members with law enforcement or intelligence related military duties that are coming back from the Republic of South Korea as special deputy U.S. Marshal’s and give them U.S. Border Patrol authority to boot. They are already on the U.S. taxpayer budget anyway. They are well trained, well equipped, and after staring at those twisted Kim Jung il look a likes across the DMZ for a few years, they are more than ready to kick some drug running illegal alien asses.

While I am on the subject let’s all be mindful that many illegal Chinese people come into the USA from Mexico as well. The USA can easily protect and defend U.S. borders. All that is needed is some shuffling around of existing personnel and tasking them with a little double duty. Americans joined the military to protect the USA so let them do that. America can build small cities along the Canadian and Mexican borders that help improve local economies while also improving U.S. national security.

Let the North and South Koreans handle their own affairs and one day when it is all over, Wal-Mart can open a freight terminal on the Korean Peninsula for all of Asia. Log onto the Internet and type in the words Korea sucks on Google.com sometime, and you’ll get at least two million entries, far more than any other nation, and there is a reason for that. It is hard for me to respect a nation that has a flag that closely resembles the Pepsi logo, although I do admit that I love how Koreans protest and beat the shit out of their government officials. By the way, dog meat is the fourth most popular meat in the Republic of South Korea right after chicken and that is a fact.

Americans could actually learn a thing or two from the South Koreans in regards to beating the shit out of politicians. Americans need a fucking spine in many areas of the globe, if in fact they are going to be posted on foreign soil for supposedly valid reasons. Whatever happened to the Armed Forces Radio Network? These days it is called the; American Forces Radio Network. Next it could be called the Firm speaking and Politically Correct while Brow Raising Broadcast Network for Deployed Personnel. General S. George Patton will roll in his grave I assure you.

Let me get back to discussing Chinese inventions for a moment. Now you can see what happens when I get going on some tangent.  The Chinese are some extremely intelligent people because they also invented paper money, umbrellas, wheelbarrows, multistage rockets, brandy and whiskey, a little game called chess, and of course the ever popular compass.

In today’s society anytime you punch up your GPS, you can thank the Chinese for the compass. If you are an American and carry a gun as you exercise your second Amendment Rights, which is something most of the Chinese are not allowed to do, you can thank the Chinese for inventing gun powder because without gun powder, we all might be a little safer in the world, but because they did invent gun powder and that concept was somehow corrupted and twisted by the west, just about everyone in the USA owns, carries, or has access to, a loaded firearm. The trick now is to train police officers to stop shooting unarmed citizens or confusing their firearms with their tazers and confusing combs, wallets, cell phones, and candy bars with guns.

Confusion leads to panic and we all saw how the Chinese students were confused and for a few fleeting moments many of them actually thought that they had some basic level of human rights in June of 1989 when the Chinese tank drivers confused their own citizens with the enemy as they drove over piles of dead Chinese students after the Chinese soldiers and students both panicked. The rest of what allegedly did or did not happen was all based on rumors and lies because of course the Chinese government would never violate human rights and in fact the entire Tiananmen Square incident was all just misunderstood and it was twisted by western media in yet another ploy to make China look bad. At least that’s what several Communist Party members have told me.

As per several Communist Party members that I know personally, the fact is that no one really died at Tiananmen Square during June of 1989. Those twisted lies are all part of a larger anti-China scam by the American Imperialist pigs and if you doubt any of this, I urge you to call the Chinese Foreign Affairs Ministry for a notarized statement of clarification and they will tell you the truth because the Chinese government would never lie. I challenge any of you to find any Communist anywhere that lies.

The Communist Party of China can be trusted and they are now key players and important partners in the U.S. economy which President Obama and the U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fully endorse, support, trust, and work with on a near daily basis.

I am more than certain that sounds like an insane statement but if you need any verification of this fact, well, you can just ask U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton who in fact loves Communism so much that she is now siding with the Chinese on their ongoing and blatant violations of human rights after she recently dismissed human rights on her recent trip to China paid for by U.S. taxpayers.

That is a stark contrast to her previous position on China’s human rights record only months earlier when she was a U.S. Senator telling then President Bush not to attend the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games citing China’s poor track record on human rights, as well as issues about Taiwan, Tibet, Darfur, and Myanmar to name a few key points for her stance on China. Once again, more hard working American taxpayer dollars went up in smoke for her China trip as she gave blow jobs to the CCCP, embarrassed Americans globally, and soiled the U.S. flag, American history, the White House, and anyone in pursuit of the so-called American dream as she sucked enough Chinese cock in China to get the CCCP to buy and hold, some two trillion U.S. dollars in debt. Earlier when I said that China held more than one trillion U.S. dollars in foreign capital reserves, I was not joking. They in fact hold more than two trillion U.S. dollars now.

Actually maybe U.S. Secretary of State Clinton’s trip to China was actually paid for by the CCCP since they own the United States. Of course the reality of this bullshit is that even though the U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was well aware of a report that was written during the Bush Administration’s final days that was extremely critical of China’s human rights record, a document she herself personally signed off on, that report was not released until Secretary Clinton arrived home on U.S. soil and she said nothing about it, or the U.S. position on human rights while she had more than ample time to do so in Beijing, or anywhere else during her Asian travels that were funded by U.S. taxpayers. I hope this once again further illustrates just how weak President Obama and his administration are on their posture with China and how deeply China’s economic penises are buried in the asses of the American government and most American banks.

Do you need me to spell this out for you in English reading from left to right? Ok, it goes like this; America is fucked. The U.S. economy will be like a match being light in a fireworks factory on a windy day near a petrol station.

Fireworks can be dangerous as we recently saw when some CCTV personnel accidentally burned down a forty story high-rise hotel that was almost completed with construction during the 2009 Spring Festival. Just imagine what would happen in China for a moment if the Chinese had the ability to carry firearms. You can see how much damage they do with fireworks. Imagine if those Chinese students in Tiananmen Square all had weapons during June of 1989. That might have brought about an interesting turn of events.

It would have been interesting for example to have staged a break in at the U.S. Embassy’s arms room that day and then to have accidentally left several of those stolen loaded rifles, pistols, and shotguns, near Tiananmen Square for students to borrow so that they could help express themselves freely against the CCCP that were also expressing their view points freely against Chinese students. It would have made for an interesting discussion indeed and since many college students have previously had military training, at least it would have been close to a fair fight. I always root for the underdog don’t you? It is easy to do that when the underdog is democracy, freedom, human rights, and room to breathe.

For that matter, imagine what would happen if several million out of work Chinese people from southern China got a hold of some rifles, shotguns, pistols, and armored personnel carriers. Then again, imagine how things might be if the people of Tibet also had them. Taiwan does have weapons and that is also why they have their own government, freedom, and human rights. Wow, just look at all of the turmoil that the Chinese have caused with a few simple inventions that have come back to haunt them and one day, those inventions may really haunt them when Taiwan decides that it has had enough of the mainland’s threats and the USA supposedly supports Taiwan. In fact if I were the President of the USA I would help both Taiwan and Tibet open foreign embassies and I would also formally recognize both of them as sovereign nations as I said earlier but that is just because I am a very stupid man and I do not understand China’s true history and how could I? It is more than 5,000 years old.

Maybe some Chinese person can help me to understand this conflict about Taiwan. This is what I know so far. Please correct me if I am wrong however and in doing so, please provide me with accurate and formally recognized records that the United Nations also endorses as being valid and acceptable so that I can educate my poor ignorant ass being the dumb stupid son of a bitch American that I am.

Point 1:

China never ruled Taiwan except for a brief period of about eight years and then China lost Taiwan to Japan during the first Japanese-Sino War and in doing so, China signed over Taiwan to Japan in perpetuity.

Point 2:

To date, no legal action, and nothing ratified by the United Nations or any foreign government anywhere in the galaxy ever agreed that Taiwan is legally part of mainland China and during the 1953 San Francisco Peace Treaty, NOTHING ANYWHERE on ANY FORM OF LEGAL DOCUMENT AT ANYTIME WHATSOEVER, implied nor suggested, that Japan gave Taiwan back to China, but rather, Japan gave Taiwan back to the REPUBLIC OF CHINA, a/k/a TAIWAN.

Point 3:

During the 1600’s when the Dutch occupied and essentially controlled what later became known as Taiwan, NO SIGNS OF ANY FORM OF THE CHINESE IMPERIAL GOVERNMENT EXSISTED ANYWHERE. That totally debunks China’s claim that they always ruled Taiwan and that Taiwan is, was, and always will be part of China.

Point 4:

When Spanish, Dutch, and British ships were being fired on by Taiwan in the 1600’s and those respective foreign governments complained to the then Emperor of China, his response was; “Taiwan is beyond our boundaries…”  This is a historical and material element of irrefutable fact documented by many independent sources.

Point 5:

The CCCP states that Taiwan has always been, and always will be, part of China and that there is only one China. To this I say, there is one China and one Taiwan and the two are separate nations. The CCCP is correct when they say that there is only one China, but they neglected to acknowledge that there is also only one Taiwan and around here I support the ONE TAIWAN POLICY which has been working pretty well for more than one hundred years so far.

QUESTION: Where exactly are the legally accepted records and documents that clearly prove that Taiwan has always been part of China forever since the beginning of time?  Moreover if Taiwan has always belonged to China, where was the Chinese Imperial Government when the Dutch arrived and took over Taiwan in the 1600’s? Moreover why did the Emperor of China state that essentially Taiwan was, NOT PART OF CHINA in the 1600’s if Taiwan as per the CCCP, was always supposedly a part of China?

Please educate my poor, dumb, ignorant ass, because being the stupid American that I am, I must now bow down to Chinese wisdom and examine any and all of the absolute concrete proof that the Chinese Communist Party can provide me with to correct my own understanding of Chinese history because apparently the CCCP knows something that no other government knows while also going contrary to any and all historical records on file, and I think to avoid a nuclear war, it would be in China’s best interest to be as clear and as specific as possible as soon as possible so that the rest of the world can also support the One China Policy and smash those arrogant rude fucking pricks in Taiwan that seem to think that for the last one hundred years or so, that they were a free nation as they masqueraded around with their own passports, as well as their own money, military, flag, government, free elections, free press, customs, immigration, borders, and they continue to fool the many nations that formally and legally recognize those Taiwanese pranksters as a sovereign nation as they also host many foreign consulates there. I am fearful of a nuclear war because I have many Chinese friends and family in China and because I know many other Americans just like myself and all of us would not hesitate to blow Beijing off of the map along with the rest of the nation if China were ever to even try to attack Taiwan and a people who want nothing more than their freedom and one hundred percent absolute unconditional independence which I strongly and openly support. Taiwan is not part of China.

Taiwan surrendering to China would be like the DPRK taking over the Republic of South Korea and the South Koreans surrendering their freedoms and lavish lifestyles, money, cars, and assets to the Communist regime of the DPRK.

The DPRK would be blown off of the Earth much like mainland China would be and should be totally annihilated, if they ever tried to take Taiwan by military force or if the DPRK for example ever attacked the Republic of South Korea.

As sure as I can see the letter X on my keyboard as I type this book, I would gladly push X if I knew that it would blow China off of the map if China attacked Taiwan and I would do it without reservation and despite having family and friends there because in the end, freedom must prevail at any and all costs and Communism must absolutely fall in order to free the world of evil.

That is my own personal opinion and I cannot possibly be any more clear than that and if I were the U.S. President, I would make that equally clear on CNN seconds after I was sworn into office as the doors to the two new foreign embassies in Washington, D.C. were being opened for Taiwan and Tibet at no cost to either of those respective foreign governments because freedom is one expense that Americans don’t seem to mind paying for these days even at the expense of their own civil and human rights being violated daily. Although I do support the One China Policy, that does not include Taiwan or Tibet being part of China and although I do think that to some limited extent Tibet is actually part of China, in the interest of peace, freedom of religion, and human rights, I would formally acknowledge Tibet as a separate nation and I know that if you are a true American, you would too.

Allow me to get back to the fireworks discussions again. Oddly enough, in most of the USA fireworks are illegal but children as young as the age of twelve can go hunting with loaded firearms, while in China most people cannot legally own a firearm yet young children in China can easily buy and use massive rockets and other fireworks that are large enough to easily blow up a home, a car, a business, or a group of people.

I think that Japan should remember Hiroshima and Nagasaki because these days China has some bigger firecrackers to play with and Japan is a tiny little island that would be swept away from history, most of which is an untrue history anyway, as Japan loves to re-write history books under the direction and the immediate supervision of the insane Japanese government and I will remind you that the USA signed a SOFA agreement with Japan and whenever a U.S. service member fucks up in Japan off base, and off duty, the U.S. government routinely hands over their personnel to the Japanese like they are trading baseball cards and without blinking an eye.

After the events of December 7^th 1941 at Pearl Harbor it would be a cold day in hell before I ever handed over any American personnel to the Japanese as I mentioned earlier. This is just yet another friendly reminder that the U.S. government sells out Americans on a routine and regular basis and with that in mind, I ask you this question. Are you next?

Then again, China’s fireworks are also aimed at Taiwan and the funny part about that is, that because of that, America’s nuclear fireworks are aimed at China and rightfully so because the Chinese government is extremely dangerous and forever menacing whether you are intelligent enough to accept that and realize that or not and I know this because my government has told me this and that is why all U.S. service members are asked if they have any ties to the Communist Party when they are being processed into the Department of Defense for military service. I was asked that same question when I was at the MEPS location nearby where I grew up and for those of you that don’t know what that acronym means, it stands for Military Entrance Processing Station.

There is a reason that applicants for Department of Defense related jobs are asked about their ties to Communism, illegal drug use, criminal history, and related questions. It is very simple to understand and it goes like this. Communism is evil plain and simple. Oddly enough though, it is OK to sell American interests to China and contract out the manufacturing of U.S. Army equipment to a Communist controlled police state while also hiring CCCP members to work inside of the U.S. Embassy and the U.S. Consulates in China.

Apparently as per some U.S. governmental agencies there are no foreseeable problems in placing CCCP members inside of sensitive U.S. government installations, or trusting the CCCP to handle U.S. Department of Defense contracts. If there were, I am quite sure that the FBI, DCIS or DSS would prevent this all from happening. Of course the U.S. State Department has no problem hiring Chinese nationals to work inside of the sensitive areas of the U.S. Embassy and the U.S. Consulates in China while Americans are out of work in record numbers, and they do this without blinking an eye while breaching American national security like it is going out of style and in fact, it is.

As I was saying, the Chinese invented many things that we use today. Your GPS is most likely in your car which at least in part is made of steel and again you can thank the Chinese for that as well because although some people consider Mr. Henry Bessemer as being the person that invented the concept of refining iron into steel, the fact of the matter is that the Chinese did that in the second century B.C. when they figured out that if they injected oxygen into the blast furnace, that they could then remove carbon from the iron. Whether you love or hate the Chinese people, and I love them, but I hate their government, one must admit that the Chinese invention of steel is truly an amazing achievement considering the time in which that discovery took place.

Let’s not forget that China has a lot of steel to build things with such as skyscrapers, submarines, and maybe one day, an aircraft carrier. China’s abundant rich natural resources are a force to be reckoned with and these days, the Chinese not only know how to find their own natural resources, but they also know how to use them to their fullest potential and compared to the wasteful society of the USA that often squanders natural resources like water as an example, China is quickly waking up to conservation, environmental issues, and resource management skills. However, at the same time China has some one billion three hundred million people that are drawing off of those same resources daily causing massive pollution in China as well. But don’t forget the millions of foreigners living in China using the same resources that are already being hit hard by China’s own high population density.

I would support a foreigner tax in China that taxes foreigners for environmental protection as an additional tax at the various Chinese airports on departure to help offset China’s pollution problems that foreigners contribute to as long as all of those monies actually went for that purpose, but in China, the reality is that such monies would finance some Communist Party Member’s bimbos and Mercedes Benz.

As you are sitting down at your dinner table let’s not forget China’s contributions to agriculture as they invented the chain pump and the seed drill. Indeed the west would like to take credit for many Chinese inventions and now and again, they do. Nonetheless, it is impossible to conceal the facts of Chinese history both good and bad, and throughout this book I will address both sides of the coin. Speaking of coins, the Greeks beat the Chinese in the minting of coins for money but in 1200 B.C. the Chinese were in fact hot on the trail with their own minted coins.

There is no escaping China from historical records to Wal-Mart and with one billion three hundred million Chinese people on the planet the odds of you marrying one of them are fairly high. Look at what happened to me for example.

After more than two years in China and after a divorce that took nearly twelve years to file and two weeks to execute, I found myself once again back in China after a near mental and physical meltdown from working twenty four hours per day in one of the businesses that I built as an entrepreneur, a title that I still wear today, but in that case, I was operating a mortuary transport firm and I finally got tired of answering the calls and dealing with the many arrogant rude prick funeral directors that I had to work with and their seemingly multiple personalities as well as their twisted motivations of making money, and placing that motivation above the needs of the families that they were called upon to serve in a serious time of need.

Moreover, after my divorce, and as I climbed out of the wreckage of that emotional disaster, I met a woman and fell in love with her and for a few years we were together making love and holding joint assets, talking about marriage and having babies until I found out at some point during that relationship that she forgot to mention to me that she was married. Her name is Cyndie James. She also goes by the name of Cynthia Nava James and she is now 47. She lives in Rancho Cucamonga, California and/or Alta Loma California and she is in the entertainment business.

She was born on the 4^th of July 1962. She is with AFTRA, SAG, and Women in Film, the Casting Society of America, and some other organizations so she is easy to pin point using even remedial Internet skills. She has been busy lately putting her youngest son Jordan James age ten, into television commercials for M&M Candy, an appearance on CSI, and a role in a new film that is playing at the Hollywood Film Festival about smuggling and selling children on the black market out of Mexico. The name of the film is called Amexica and it stars Joseph Ferrante and AnnaLynne McCord. I saw the film and I personally thought it was dull. Cyndie told everyone that her son appearing in the film was just a, “fluke” after hundreds of auditions took place for someone with a certain look, but like many of the things that Cyndie James said to me, I now doubt everything that she says.

After she told me that she was married, she also promised me that she would be getting a divorce and while she was riding my cock with her tits in my face I was very distracted and one thing lead to another, and three years later I was still fucking a married woman.

I never said that I was a saint, but I sure loved a woman who was in my own personal opinion, disingenuous, and I deeply loved her more than life itself. That was a relationship that you will sometimes hear me talk about quite frankly and openly in that it left an emotional scar deep inside of me. Fortunately my wife has helped me to heal from most of that emotional trauma.

If you are wondering what in the world made me up and leave my comfortable life in the USA, let me tell you, I simply had taken as much as I could tolerate on all fronts and after another near mental and physical breakdown, I boarded a flight on the 10^th of Feb 2006 from LAX out of Los Angeles and left the train wreck and the fallout of my failed marriage and an overwhelming but unjustified love behind me in order to start the rest of my life anywhere else but where I was living, and as far away as possible from the debris field. With previous ties to China, many friends in China, and the ability at least to some extent, to understand the Chinese people and their ways of life, I picked up where I left off on my last trip to China and to some extent, started my life all over again. Part of that process was meeting, dating, and getting married to my current wife Iris.

While in China I have to some extent, casually dated a few Chinese women and once again, I was in somewhat of a quasi-serious relationship with another Chinese woman who, while she was riding me in bed one night, told me that she had to go to court the following morning for a court appearance and when I asked her why, she told me that she needed to file for a divorce. That was another heart-stopping love making session, and with that I politely showed her the door while hoping that her husband was not a Kung Fu expert casing my home in his Kung Fu suit with swords somewhere in the darkness.

With my luck, and for all I knew, I could have been fucking Jackie Chan’s wife and believe me, I have had similar situations in my checkered past where the love of my life was someone else’s wife and that someone had some social status and money with power to boot. My life would be far less complicated if women would just stop lying to me.

Then again when a woman dressed in a trench coat wearing nothing underneath of it comes knocking at a man’s door and then disrobes in the foyer, if you are a man like me, it is almost impossible to say no. If you try and tell me that you would not fuck a woman under similar circumstances, you most likely lie about other things as well.

Chinese women by and far are normally kind and they are also talented and generally intelligent when it comes to their careers and also their domestic lives. Some of them have baked and/or cooked me foods, bought be gifts, and made me clothing for the cold winters in northern China. One woman hand knitted me a beautiful wool scarf as an example. The only other person to ever knit me anything was my grandmother.

Many Chinese women have helped me when I was in trouble, became sick, or when I had to deal with various legal and business documents in China which to this day, despite China’s many advancements, is one of China’s many disasters in need of major repairs. The business launch process in China is plagued with red tape and as such, I was fortunate to befriend those Chinese women that have crossed my path. I am a better man for knowing them. I respect Chinese women and in fact I married one of them and I am fortunate to have her as my wife.

Iris has helped me to climb out of a really lonely and empty place where I was surrounded by total darkness and things in my life were not going well at all when she and I met.

Although many Chinese women, at least in my opinion, may have other motivations for helping a foreigner while they are in China such as the hope and possibility of obtaining a visa to the USA as an example, there are those people in any country that one meets from time-to-time that have no agenda other than to lend a helping hand and this was and still is the case with my wife Iris.

Iris and I knew each other for a little better than One and a half years or so when we started dating. I met Iris in a bar called Alibaba’s Café which at the time, was a local ex-pat dive that I normally would not go to, but as part of an after work group and having nothing better to do, I went out one night for a few beers and some vegetarian pizza to that smoke filled hole in the wall where everyone writes their names on the wall, and where dress codes, sobriety, and being politically correct are left at the door, much like they are at most of the so-called ESL schools in China where unemployed shit bags from the USA become over night foreign experts and then the CCCP even issues them an ID card that says so which in and of itself is truly amazing.

As I sat at a table with some co-workers talking, eating and drinking, I was approached from my right side seemingly out of no where, by a Chinese woman asking me if I wanted to be a model. At my age, that does not happen every day and in fact it had never previously happened at all. I was then forty two years old and very much pushing fifty.

At my age I may need a stunt double to take the fall during any close up shots so the job offer had me curious about my options in that new venture. After all, a person can be discovered almost anywhere and why not China? I have after all had a few appearances on various television programs around the world from various interviews and I even appeared on an infomercial once so the chances of me being a model were at least increasing more so as we spoke.

Initially I had no idea what she was talking about due to her somewhat limited English language skills at that time, the surrounding noises in the room, and the fact that she was speaking quickly and loudly over a group of people.

We talked for a few moments and she explained herself and her situation a little better and since I was already scheduled to be off from work the following day anyway I agreed to help her and her friends with a promotional shoot for a real estate corporation needing a white foreign face to appear in some new apartment print advertising that were being built near the 2008 Olympic Dome in Tianjin, China.

As of Feb 2009, although the Olympic venues were indeed impressive to include the Swiss designed so-called Bird’s Nest which is now falling apart, those venues will soon be turned into shopping malls as the revenue to keep them maintained as sports venues and tourist attractions is simply not there any longer with a greatly reduced Chinese economy, although still stronger than the American economy, and moreover, a failed global economy. I predicted that would happen two years ago. In fact I clearly posted that on an ex-pat forum but the spineless ass kissing Web site moderator pulled it down because it was deemed to be anti-Chinese. That ass clown needs a stiff bitch slapping and I despise little worms like him that just surrender to any form of controversy. People like him study Chinese to be able to communicate with the Chinese, or in his case, to simply agree to anything that the CCCP wants in their own language whereas I just pull out my middle finger and use enhanced sign language which seems to be accepted much like Visa Card and Master Card anywhere in the world as the universal body language for; “FUCK YOU ASS HOLE.”

Anyway, the gist of the modeling gig was to basically stand around in a suit and tie and act like I was speaking with some other people who included a rather robust German woman who was studying the Chinese language and several other Chinese men and women. After the photo shoot, Iris and I kept in touch and from time-to-time she would bring someone over to my house to have me help them with a resume, or to help them to improve their ability to speak English.

Over a long period of time we started quasi-dating a bit and hanging out together when time permitted, and eventually we discussed marriage. I feel honored and fortunate that she and I were able to marry. For one thing, we work well together as a couple and despite our vast cultural differences and distances there are several areas where we easily bridge those gaps and that is more than I can say for my first marriage which involved a woman that was half Mexican and half Puerto Rican who was born in the USA and raised in the USA.

One would think that we could have perhaps made it work and could have somehow kept the marriage together but as she was younger than me by twelve years, I think that there were more than communication problems between us as we ended up over time at least, not seeing eye-to-eye on many issues and in the end like many American marriages, we drifted apart and filed for divorce in a no fault fashion with each of us taking up our own debts and parting company without knives in either of our backs and compared to most other American divorces, I guess that we did pretty well in that regard.  From time-to-time my ex-wife and I still keep in touch through the Internet. Ironically, her new boyfriend and the father of her daughter is Chinese. See what I mean? The Chinese are everywhere these days.

Of course my ex-wife’s alcoholic father moving in and bringing his homeless drunk friends with him to pass out on our living room floor did not help matters either and I was quite disappointed in him as a man and as a member of my own family, because my own father was a royal piece of shit, and I really wanted, needed, and hoped for, somewhat of a father figure in scope and nature and I had high hopes and aspirations for my then father in-law and in the end, I found myself in another disaster emotionally.

I was present on the day that my then father in-law broke down and told my then wife that he was really nothing more than a drunk and his honesty was pure and golden, but the blast and fallout from that truth was devastating and ear shattering for his daughter, for me, and certainly for himself. My father in-law tried to help me with my business and for that I thank him and I appreciate his efforts. Alcoholism is a terrible disease and in my own personal case I witnessed that consume my father in-law while distancing him from his own flesh and blood and while helping to ruin a mixed marriage and some would say that mixed marriages don’t work anyway due to vast cultural distances and differences.

In China it is highly unlikely that any Chinese person would ever admit that they were a drunk and a loser. Fortunately for me my Chinese father-in-law is a great person and he has become a good friend of mine as well as my immediate family member. So far with my Chinese wife, our mixed marriage is holding up quite well. We have the strong family support that we need behind us on all that we do together as husband and wife and that is really a refreshing change of pace for me as a husband, as a son-in-law and as a father in a mixed marriage with a mixed baby.

Then again, divorces among matched races in the USA also fail with a high percentage. The fact of the matter is that divorce rates in China appear to be increasing also. At least people discuss the word divorce or the concept of divorce more often in public and on television, so perhaps this is a cultural change with time, -vs. – an actual increase in the percentages of Chinese marriages that fail. Whatever the case may or may not be I can honestly say that my marriage in this case is sound and that my wife and I have a lot of common ground and that includes our first child together.

As my ex-wife and I never had children there were few bonds between us other than the paper bearing the title heading of Marriage License and in that case at least, the words were not worth the paper that they were printed on, but thanks to the Chinese, at least we had paper and ink to draft the document that kept us together for one month short of twelve years.

Moreover, I need to give a special thank you to the Chinese for inventing ink and paper so that we could end the marriage. One should never underestimate the value of Chinese inventions that we take for granted daily. I wonder if the Chinese also invented divorces because I know that they certainly invented concubines and that must have pissed off some Chinese wives somewhere along China’s 5,000 years of culture and history.

The marriage license of Jordan Sage and his wife Iris

The marriage registration process in China, much like the wedding process itself is a bit unusual for a foreigner, at least from my own personal point of view, in that the Chinese of course handle everything differently than an average American person from say, Los Angeles, California, or Boston, Massachusetts would, unless for example they were Asian-American and had some ties to Asian culture such as their parents still living in China, Japan or Korea, and the parents wanted to insert that culture into the marriage ceremony.

The actual governmental registration for a marriage license in China is kind of a pain in the ass in that one must go to their respective embassies and obtain a cleverly crafted diplomatic dip shit document called a certificate of marriage ability which a consulate officer must notarize and to which the applicant must attest to under oath and the penalty of perjury, that among other things, they are not married in any other jurisdiction anywhere in the world and have not been for at least one year. I suppose that for men from Pakistan that application process takes more time.

This in and of itself is a bunch of bureaucratic bullshit however because as they don’t actually do any background checks while the applicant is at the embassy, other than a national agency name check against the terrorist watch list, no fly list, and wanted fugitives list, an applicant in theory could have one hundred wives and that would be OK with the U.S. Embassy Consular Officer as they would have no way to determine that on the spot anyway and even if they did, they would be hard pressed doing much about it in China because the jurisdiction of any and all U.S. agencies stops at the front gate of the embassy and getting an American citizen out of China which is a non-extradition country anyway, would be a bit difficult and most likely China would not comply with any U.S. requests to issue an exit order against an American citizen even if they were wanted for murder as an example because in that regard, China and the USA just don’t cooperate and they likely never will. Although in the name of money, the USA often bends over and lets China fuck the USA in the ass, so who really knows for sure? The U.S. Consular Look Up data base is another joke and with many wanted fugitives waltzing in and out of U.S. Consulates and U.S. Embassies daily, the U.S. State Department is one big laughing stock as it already is.

The reason, at least so far, that the USA does not have an extradition compact with China is that the USA fears that dealing with the Chinese government with respect to sending Chinese criminals back to China from the USA would be helping the Chinese to torture people and it is really hard to bitch about human rights on one hand and then turn around and feed human beings to the monster that the CCCP is, was, and always will be, as long as it is in existence, and hopefully, that won’t be much longer. The poor people of China deserve, need, and desperately want, their freedom and independence as soon as is humanly possible. Despite Jackie Chan telling some reporters that he thinks that Chinese people need to be controlled, the reality is that the Chinese people don’t need the CCCP pushing them around or controlling their lives anymore than Americans need President Obama telling them how to deal with health care. Oh and by the way, let us not forget that the U.S. government did allow Chinese agents into Guantanamo Bay Cuba to interrogate and torture Chinese citizens and my point is that in all reality and when it is convenient for the USA to do so, they play ball with just about anyone to get whatever it is that they want in the end and in that regard, China and the USA are exactly the same.

After being screened by the non-English speaking contracted U.S. State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Security Guards/Police who also happen to be Chinese, I took my then soon to be wife for the first time onto what the Vienna Convention from 1961 says is supposedly sovereign territory, and there tucked neatly, and I am quite certain, politically away, behind a tall tree along the backside and inner walls of the U.S. Embassy’s American Citizen Services area, was the American flag.

From the old American Citizen Services Unit in Beijing, China that U.S. flag clearly cannot be seen from the road.  I feel that is an insult to American citizens, the nation as a whole, and the U.S. Marines that are working there within the confines of that ridiculous bullet-resistant enclosure that they had to perform their duties in. As an American I felt personally embarrassed to see a U.S. Marine confined to such a limited tactical and combat position with his hands essentially tied. It ought to be a God damned federal felony to hide U.S. Marines in bullet-resistant broom closets while U.S. taxpayer money trained U.S. Marines to fight and if need be, to rock and roll at the drop of a hat.

The new U.S. Embassy in Beijing is no better and in fact it may actually be worse. At a cost to U.S. taxpayers of four hundred seventy million U.S. dollars, it is one of the biggest scams perpetrated against Americans by the U.S. government since September 11^th 2001 in that the primary role of the U.S. diplomatic presence in China is to suck Communist cocks.

I guess that the U.S. Embassy in China ought to just use retired city cops or retired sheriff’s deputies as contract U.S. Embassy guards dressed up with gray slacks and blue blazers wearing U.S. Marshal Badges like many U.S. Federal Courthouses do. At least it is clear to the trained eye that they are just tired old cops with a little lead left in their pencils having just enough piss and vinegar in them to kick some ass should the need arise.

They are usually a little sloppy and a bit lethargic, but they are nonetheless a visible deterrent to an assorted whacko group of people in society and perhaps to the minimum security prisoners cleaning the courthouses that might be considering a possible judicial vacation from whatever brand of justice that they were shoveled by their public pretenders representing them and their lives before the U.S. District Courts most likely sodomized them and then crucified them.

At least some retired cop can still try and kick some ass if they needed to, but they don’t look like much and they are not normally to threatening in their demeanor and for the U.S. State Department while being fearful of looking to aggressive or assertive, or perhaps capable, on foreign soil, they would fit the bill nicely. It is indeed a totally wasteful use of a good U.S. Marine to stand them up in some corner of some embassy so that they essentially operate as a Wal-Mart greeter from behind the bullet resistant glass with nothing to do except read their NCO promotional books, answer the telephones, and check identification or perhaps handle some Sensitive Compartmentalized Information Facility issues.

Much like young enlisted U.S. Army MP’s that were cleverly lured into the U.S. Army by brochures that depicted military police officers making felony arrests and driving police cars in hot pursuits, while talking to their U.S. Army Recruiters in their spiffy Class A dress uniforms, the U.S. Marines assigned to the U.S. Embassies and U.S. Consulates around the world get a quick dose of reality and that is the fact that their job fucking sucks.

It is boring as fucking hell unless perhaps one is stationed somewhere in the Middle East. Even in Iraq, the rules of engagement are such that unless you are being decapitated and your head is nearly cut off with full color HD video documentation and many witnesses from the U.N. and all of them fully agree that your life is in immediate danger, and it is also Tuesday on Leap Year while you were coming back from donating blood, you had better just sit down and shut the fuck up because any and all action that you might otherwise take is well above and beyond your pay grade, so once again, thank you, and yes, fuck you.

Just ask the U.S. Navy personnel that were on board the U.S.S. Cole that wanted to fire at their attackers before the U.S.S. Cole was bombed when they feared for the worst and while they were witnesses to highly suspicious activity. Unless you are with the AFOSI, CGIS, NCIS, or USACIDC, your badge does not mean jack shit, and if you hold the title of MPI, well then, maybe you will get some minimal level of respect, but not that much because at the end of your shift, you must surrender your weapon. A cop surrendering their weapon is the worst possible slap in the face that I can personally think of. Not only is it dangerous and stupid, but it is equally disrespectful and bad for morale as well.

In my eyes, having a U.S. Marine at a U.S. Embassy in a place like China is like buying a trained police dog and then leaving him in his cage all day while walking around in Harlem yelling nigger and wondering why you are getting your ass kicked so badly and how it is that the dog is not coming to your aid. If you need an attack dog, take him with you. If you don’t, buy a fucking poodle and put a Beware of Attack Dog sticker in your windows at home and maybe you’ll fool some of the people some of the time.

When I go to a U.S. Embassy I want to see a big ass American flag flying proudly in the sky at least of the same or similar size that most American car dealers use, and I want to see a lot of guys with guns and I want to see giant flat screen televisions blaring so-called free flowing pro-USA media like CNN, Fox, MSNBC, and other news channels so that people know what in the hell is supposedly going on around them and certainly so in China. But I guess that’s just the American in my DNA talking.

I am so deeply disgusted by America’s foreign policies and a complete lack of a spine in places like China where people like U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton talk about human rights, freedom, and democracy, in their hotel rooms under the bed with the lights turned off for fear that someone might hear something and get some creative ideas while bowing down to the Communists a/k/a chief banker and puppet master of the USA.

Soon enough you’ll see Clinton and Obama on Hu Jin Tao’s knee like hand puppets renouncing Capitalism and President Hu can drink a glass of water during the show because no ventriloquism will be needed in that act of puppetry because they’ll both be reading from the scripts at the bottom of the promissory notes that they signed as the USA was sold out to China.

2009 is a sad and bad year for Americans and it all started with the fantasy that somehow the great black savior from Chicago would somehow heal the troubled world and the USA. I feel a sense of deep shame for the USA and for the average American working stiff that these days is not working, but most likely will soon be a stiff as more and more Americans to include U.S. military personnel, are killing themselves and in some cases, their families too.

I rarely hear or see the so-called main stream media asking any high-level American officials just how bad things really are or are perceived to be when Americans are shooting their families and then committing suicide to boot, due to the economy. Then again, as per President Obama, things are not really that bad.

The USA has come along way since John Steinbeck and the Grapes of Wrath. Back in those days when things got shitty people moved west. These days California is releasing 35,000 inmates from prisons early and they may be sending home some 20,000 state employees to cut costs. Never mind John B. L. Soule and his famous quote that was credited to Horace Greeley which was, “Go west, young man, and grow up with the country.” These days the new phrase might go something like this; Go west and keep going west until you reach the east because that’s where all of the American jobs went.

I love the USA. I guess that started at an early age along with the pledge of allegiance, and my memories of my Uncle coming home from the Vietnam War.

Today I am in absolute disgust for the overall situation that the USA is in now and I fear that the situation in 2009 will lead a path to a potential civil war in the USA, a decline of the USA as a so-called super power, more attacks on U.S. soil, this time likely from actual foreign terrorists as opposed to some black bag job such as the U.S. government orchestrated on Sept 11^th 2001

By the way, now several years later, where are all of the terrorist activity videos from sites such as in and around the Pentagon? What ever happened to all of the many ATM, bank, traffic, and convenience store camera video footage that were seized by the FBI and many other federal acronyms with badges, guns, and 3” by 5” computer generated federal ID cards? When will the American government come forward and show the American people what we are supposedly being protected from as the U.S. Patriot Act expands into people’s bedrooms, grocery store bills, public libraries, schools, churches, and backyards?

As it is now, pretty soon you’ll need at least a single scope background investigation in order to rent a hotel room, a car, or hire an escort for an hour or two and to add insult to injury, the U.S. government just allows terrorists to do as they please. Did you know that Chinese criminals manufacture many bogus forms of U.S. government identification in China? I’ve seen many high quality bogus federal agency credentials for sale in China being sold just outside of the U.S. Embassy in Beijing, China in the past.

Considering the fact that China borders Afghanistan for some forty seven miles, and the U.S. is at war there, I would think that the American Embassy personnel would be a little more in tune with the many black market bogus credentials and active duty military ID cards and airport security passes that are readily available for sale in China, but, they’re not. For years that lazy son of a bitch, the former U.S. Ambassador Clark T. Randt Jr. was just to busy doing the diplomatic dip shit jig and stuffed shirt pencil neck paper shuffle to concern him self with American national security matters as he wined and dined with his Communist buddies in the CCCP while reserving the options of his own self interests after his career with the U.S. State Department which like many jackasses working for the U.S. government, their careers, while milking you of your hard earned tax dollars, are far longer than they should ever have been.

Finding a realistic looking set of FAA Federal Air Marshal and/or other similar computer generated U.S. federal agent credentials complete with the proper water marks, official seals, the right texture, look, feel, presentation, and accurate replica badges used to be common place in Beijing, China and for about $100.00 U.S. dollars you could be a GS-1811 series federal criminal investigator from most any agency. I suppose that some Chinese hooker would get access to those while fucking some U.S. Embassy employee or an American agent based out of one of the U.S. Consulates or the U.S. Embassy in China and then he/she could just take a digital photo or somehow scan an agent’s badge and credentials and then those credentials could simply be reproduced in bulk while changing the credential numbers later so that they were sequential in nature.

Anyway, while we were at the U.S. Embassy, my then soon to be wife got a good look at the many pump 12-gauge shotguns, rifles, and pistols, stored in the bullet-resistant glass bubble room that house the U.S. Marines that buzzed us through the heavy bullet-resistant, bomb blast, and fire resistant doors leading into the American Citizen Services Unit.

That is where we performed the time wasting paper chase of completing the so-called certificate of marriage ability. Of course it was nice to see the very American looking Star Bucks kiosk just inside of the front gates of the U.S. Embassy/U.S. Consulate but of course the employee therein was Chinese and not American and for me personally, that was very un-American indeed. If an American Capitalist Imperialist pig charges me $4.00 U.S. dollars for a cup of coffee that pisses me off of course, but when a Chinese national working inside of the U.S. Embassy does it, well, that is just down right un-fucking American, pure and simple.

I would call Star Bucks in Seattle, Washington if they actually gave a damn but I hear that these days they are busy with a new water recycling program and firing employees and closing stores nationwide. Then again how long did they think that they could actually sell $4.00 U.S. dollar per cup coffee to the average working stiff anyway before the bottom fell out?

Besides, McDonald’s coffee tastes better anyway. In fact in 2009 the McDonald’s Corporation announced that they will open as many as five hundred more stores in China because in China, business is good for McDonald’s.

I wonder if they would hire me. After all, an American working at an American restaurant in China serving up burgers might be good for business.

At least McDonald’s customers would not need to wait for ten minutes for a Big Mac if I was on the job which is common at many McDonald’s restaurants in China. It is hard to believe that the McDonald’s signature sandwich known as the Big Mac takes so damn long to produce in China, but in the absence of any quality controls, McDonald’s, much like many American-based brands doing business in China, toss any and all common sense, policy, protocol, procedure, and best practices to the wolves in the pursuit of money. At least in my own personal opinion that is what I have witnessed when I was living in China.

Where was I? Or yes, after we paid the fee of about $30.00 U.S. dollars for the certificate of marriage ability and dealt with the non-English speaking cashier who was also Chinese, which I also found to be rather odd with many Americans being out of work even back in the year 2007, we headed back to our hometown of Tianjin, China which is located about one hour or so east of Beijing, which is China’s Capital for those of you that might be geographically challenged. At that time the high-speed train was not up and running but like some things in China that do make progress while making the CCCP look good, they have since built and professionally operate a high-speed rail link which I must admit is very cool, fast, efficient, modern and clean. That new train was of course all part of the 2008 Beijing Olympics package and at least in that highly limited respect alone, I am glad that China hosted the 2008 Beijing Olympics but at this point I am really looking forward to 2012 in the U.K.

Then again, with Gordon Brown’s position on the Lockerbie Scotland bombing terrorist being released, maybe the U.K. deserves to have the 2012 Olympics Boycotted. Although let’s be honest, that’s not going to happen. God save the fucking Queen, Cheerios cereal for breakfast, pip pip, keep a stiff dick and a clean upper lip while sucking on some Communist Party member’s spotted dick, and all of that. Those fucking Brits really know how to screw the pooch in so many ways don’t they?

Maybe I should pay some homage here to Paul Revere for his famed orders of; one if my land, two if by sea, three if by Federal Express or whatever the fuck it was that he said when the Red Coats were busy burning the White House, and annexing the world, or at least trying to. I am not sure what is more fucked up. Could it be the goings on at Number 10 Downing Street or those outrageous actions taking place at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.?

The only short coming that I think that the new high speed train from Tianjin to Beijing has is that it stops at Beijing’s South Train Station which is still about thirty five minutes away from anything useful to see, do, eat, drink, or have a purpose in going to Beijing for in the first place, but that’s another issue altogether.

Some day the Beijing Subway will connect to the Beijing South Train Station and that will be really exceptional and valuable for business people and tourists alike. Once again, the CCCP has in fact proven to be highly successful, although that it is just my personal opinion as a foreigner once living in China where I once worked and paid taxes.

I am quite sure that my Chinese tax contributions to the Chinese income tax system are far less than most Americans spend at Wal-Mart each week as they fund Chinese BMW payments for China’s new elite and oh by the way, China has millions of wealthy elite citizens, many more than the USA will ever have. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!

After getting back to Tianjin we went to register at the Tianjin City Government Marriage Registration Bureau where they have a special section for foreigners. About four hundred foreigners married Chinese people in 2007 in Tianjin, China. With an estimated population in Tianjin of about fourteen million people, the four hundred foreigners marrying Chinese nationals are not significant. Of course, like all things in China, we had to pay some more fees and take some photographs whereby the marriage license staff had us seated on a bench at least as old as the late Chairman Mao, while we were parked neatly in front of a red colored screen. The Chinese love the color red. Apparently so does the management staff of the Empire State Building in New York City, but I will get into that a little bit later on.

There we were, as the new bi-cultural couple in wedded bliss as we smiled for the cameras. Later we filled out some more forms and in about thirty minutes we were out through the front door with each of us holding our little red books about the size of a typical passport except that they have only two pages and that document thereby proves that by the power vested in some CCCP employees that we were legally hitched.

All in all, the overall process at that small government office was not so bad really, considering that we arrived at the marriage office about thirty minutes before they were scheduled to close after our long and unnecessary excursion to the U.S. Embassy in Beijing, China where the U.S. State Department appears to employ more Chinese people than it does U.S. citizens, and where I as an American have a really large problem with that practice and certainly so in these troubled economic times when Americans need jobs in a bad way.

Outsourcing American jobs from an American Embassy and/or a U.S. Consulate ought to be treason and nothing short of that. In fact outsourcing any American jobs should be a federal felony punishable by at least ten years per employee, per occurrence, consecutive, with no good time allowed. If some of those rotten son of a bitch cock sucker CEO’s with their lavish Harvard MBA Degrees and multimillion dollar stock options were made to face the music more often, the USA would not be getting fucked in the ass so badly now.

Then again, I don’t seem to recall a major effort to arrest and/or impeach former U.S. President George W. Bush for crimes against the United States because most Americans were to fat and certainly far to lazy as they were busy jerking off while eating their Doritos and watching Prison Break to give a damn about the decline of the United States of America overall and yet, here we are today with our dicks in our hands and our thumbs in our asses.

Then again, the George W. Bush crime syndicate was conducting that symphony of deception and sin with great smoke and mirrors tactics using highly manipulative spin doctor press secretaries and the often highly manipulated media accounts combined with the average tired, worn out and run down American citizen working for sub-standard wages while sleeping on their feet and feeling confident and comfortable in their imaginary cat nap called the American dream. It is no wonder that former U.S. President George W. Bush managed to get so far into his realm of destruction and ruining the USA while Americans just stood idly by.

Many Americans believed and/or trusted former U.S. President George W. Bush and those that did not, well they were arrested, investigated, spied on, labeled as terrorists, rumored to be undesirable, or worse. I suppose that if one looks at it fairly, that is exactly what happens in China too while Americans scream that China has no human rights and the U.S. government executes the mentally retarded, water boards Muslims and plays blaring Brittney Spears music into jail cells in Cuba housing hooded sand niggers or whatever labels that the U.S. soldiers are calling them lately such as freedom fighters, insurgents, enemy combatants, or terrorists.

Meanwhile the U.S. Pentagon staff is now profiling journalists and anyone that peacefully protests the wars in Afghanistan or Iraq are now considered to be engaged in low-level terrorism by senior Pentagon staffers. As for myself, I would call that high-level stupidity and a violation of the U.S. Constitution but what in the fuck do I know? After all, I am just another dumb punch drunk American still dizzy from trying to complete my I.R.S. form 1040 while wondering how to claim my wife as an exemption since she is still not an American citizen and she may never be.

When I was in China I really had a hard time filing my U.S. income taxes because my wife also had no Social Security number and she was not a U.S. citizen. For all they know I could have been filing exemptions for farm animals in absence of any other proper instrument to complete in order to show a valid marriage to a Chinese national to the I.R.S. while living abroad, at least in the typical I.R.S. format that they can understand.

Water boarding prisoners is one thing but the Brittney Spears music blaring into detention facilities is clearly cruel and unusual punishment and that is against the U.S. Constitution. I think though that much like police officers must be maced and tazed before they can carry and use those weapons in some jurisdictions, that all members of the U.S. Senate and the U.S. Congress should be given water board treatments. Since former Vice President Cheney is so handy with a shotgun, he can fire the starting pistol for the water boarding sessions in the U.S. Capital Building Rotunda which could be covered by C-Span or pay-per-view as an attraction like the dunk tank at the country fair.

Perhaps for a fee of about $50.00 U.S. dollars people could water board their U.S. Representatives to raise money for a charitable organization. Of course the problem with that concept these days includes the fact that no one has $50.00 bucks for charity and the charities don’t have $50.00 bucks either. Although the U.S. Army seems to have no trouble with cash for assistance programs because they simply kept the money that was issued to them and never gave it out to the soldiers or their families that needed it. Thank you for your service, and fuck you! Oh, and fuck your family too! That’s the Army way!

I love the new U.S. Army advertising angle which is a slogan of; a soldier of one. Really, when a U.S. Army soldier needs help that is really what it all comes down to after all. Simply put, a soldier of one, fighting an administration of many insensitive and inconsiderate assholes that are Department of Defense employees that were never veterans themselves which should also be a federal felony, but that is not ever going to happen and the way that things are going, soon the Department of Defense will be run by Chinese nationals as well.

Where was I? Oh yes, after swimming through a pile of bureaucratic bullshit on both the Chinese and the American side of the house, the actual Chinese wedding ceremony process is more about saving face and pomp than it is a religious or spiritual experience at least in my opinion.

First of all, most weddings take place at a local upscale restaurant and the general idea is that the couple that is getting married should invite as many friends and family members as possible with ten people seated at each large circular shaped table, and a wedding with at least ten tables or more is also common. Meanwhile, if you are marrying a Chinese man or woman, you will also need to arrange for several red color cars which can be rented for the day at about 2,000 Yuan each, which comes to about $292.86 U.S. dollars. Those cars then parade around the city picking up and dropping off friends and family members as part of the marital entourage convoy. The lead car is staffed with camera operators and even rocket launchers for special effects from pyrotechnics.

I actually get some level of entertainment value out of watching a Chinese bride and groom face the gauntlet as they come and go on their wedding day as those pyrotechnics are fired directly at them and it reminds me of the television commercial where Michael Jackson’s hair started on fire which one has to admit was pretty God damned funny.

Where else can I go except for maybe the USA where people actually get paid to fire weapons at each other in dangerous situations while making asses out of themselves in public at the same time? God I love China! Hell, while I was in China I nearly bought a few red colored Mercedes Benz and BMW’s as well so that I could rent them out on weekends. After all for 2,000 Yuan per day, never mind a few cigarette burns or some cum stains on the seats. It is all about making money in China.

While you are at it, you will also need an emcee to host the event and they look like Monty Hall from the television show called; Let’s Make A Deal, except that they are normally dressed in white monkey suits and the entire event, at least in my own personal opinion, looks a lot like a fucking game show from the word go. The last wedding that I attended had a few pyrotechnic mishaps that started small fires but I was at least entertained and it was honestly pretty God damned funny to actually see a bride go face first into her wedding cake with her wedding gown trail on fire. No one got hurt, but many people lost face and in China, well, losing face is worse than cancer but for a foreigner it is also extremely funny. I smell a reality television show coming from this. It could be called Wedding Disasters.

While being married to a Chinese woman I have witnessed several of those social executions filled with cultural faux paux on both sides of the fence involving both Chinese and foreigners alike. Having a wedding in China is a kind of a rite of passage of sorts but it is also much like paying one’s dues in that the average Chinese person when they encounter a foreigner with a Chinese spouse knows that they cannot pull the wool over your eyes as easily as some green horn fresh off of the boat. It is somewhat similar to the Mason’s secret handshake and it is also a badge of honor to pay one’s dues in China, but as most Americans cannot even begin to understand this concept in the first place, perhaps I ought not to write that much about it.

I am not sure exactly why it is that the Chinese think that fire, fog, explosions, and scattered rose petals are deemed to be romantic while being mixed in with over modulated wireless microphones and booming music that would pierce the ear drums of the dead. The entire fanfare package will set one back at least 100,000 Yuan which comes to about $14,641.52 U.S. dollars and wedding costs could easily be more if a couple really wanted to make a statement, and in China where saving face is the most important thing next to money and rice at least in my own opinion, and based upon what I have witnessed as someone married to a Chinese woman with many Chinese friends; the bigger the rock and roll show, the better. In the USA for example, we love big things don’t we? So why can’t the Chinese? After all, Chinese women have had to suffer with small penises for about 5,000 years and with some foreign blood being introduced into the gene pools around China, well, things are bound to change with time. I have noticed that the Han People seem to be getting taller faster these days. Is it all a coincidence? I think not.

Jordan Sage and his wife Iris wearing traditional Chinese wedding clothes

With all of the social pressures surrounding a Chinese traditional wedding, you had better bring a lot of cash. Throw in a Mick Jagger, an Elvis Costello, and a Bruce Springsteen while you’re at it. We don’t have time for any of that Eagles pussy love soft country rock around here; this is all about face baby. Flaunt it and bring it on painted in red and larger than life. That’s how things are done in China.

Everything is larger than life in China and if don’t think so, go check out the Forbidden City in Beijing, China with its 9,999 rooms with the 10,000^th room not located on site as it is deemed to be Heaven. After seeing all of the 9,999 rooms who would still be counting anyway?

My wife and I got married in what some Chinese people would deem to be a simple marriage by Chinese standards but her parents were happy with the arrangement and in China, what one’s parents think also tends to dictate heavily how things will or will not progress. A few things my wife and I mutually agreed upon that we did not want associated with our wedding included the parade of red cars.

For one thing, in the City of Tianjin there is no place to drive, much less park a car anyway, and why would either of us feel like sitting in traffic in a red colored type A personality sedan to begin with when there was already so much work to do in order to accommodate our guests? Besides that, the only way you would ever see me driving anything red would be a fire engine, or a Ferrari, or perhaps even a 57 Chevy. Although in China a red colored car is actually more of an investment as an alternative source of cash flow than it is a valid means of transportation.

Jordan Sage and his wife Iris

On the day of my wedding dinner I worked at a local college as a professor until 1600 hours and our wedding dinner was at 1800 hours so there was not much time to waste on my part that day. I took Tianjin’s brand new Metro subway system from work to get home, which is the greatest subway system in the world, bar none. Once again, you can thank the CCCP for that technological innovation as well and as much as I hate to admit it, the CCCP is making the USA look pretty fucking stupid and out of date when it comes to high-quality rapid mass transit.

In China the way things work is that the actual wedding ceremony itself is normally held at a local restaurant. As I said earlier, normally the restaurant is of a higher-end nature and the ceremony kicks the evening off followed by a large dinner.

First there are some formal introductions of both families, and then they detonate some large commercial scale fireworks indoors, along with a few large fog machines fogging up the stage area while making the floors slippery. While that is all going on, some idiot with an over modulated wireless microphone introduces the bride and the groom and each of them makes an entrance from different parts of the room after they pop out from behind some bullshit decorative facade such as a bridge or a door, and of course during that entire time frame, someone is shining a blinding spot light in the faces of both the bride and the groom while loud music is booming away sometimes with flashing strobe lights or a mirror ball with a laser beam bouncing off of it spins around reflecting laser light into everyone’s eyes. Add in to this already out of control circus from hell, a few hundred or as many as a few thousand people smoking with no exhaust fans and freezing cold air conditioning blowing sleet from massive oscillating vents and those that wore contact lenses to the event from hell will need to peel their contact lenses off like removing a lid from a can of sardines when they get home.

As the event progresses into the evening the bride later joins the groom on stage, where they both address each other’s parents and then their own parents, and then the emcee says a few words and then they cut the cake. After that, the couple goes from table-to-table collecting money and drinking while everyone else eats dinner, and during this event, the bride will normally change clothes four or five times and the clothing that she wears is very formal and usually quite beautiful. Basically if I truthfully had to sum it all up, it greatly resembles a high school talent show gone terribly wrong meeting prom night from hell without chaperones or condoms.

Jordan Sage and his wife Iris

My wife and I opted to avoid the emcee clowns and the pyrotechnics and instead, we entered the grand dinning hall as husband and wife without the special effects and while many people in her family peered at us and observed my wife and I in all of our glory as the stars of that three ring circus, we went from table-to-table drinking and glad handing the guests and the two thousand or so family members on her side of the family and in doing so, we collected our fair share of handfuls of cash and red envelopes containing even more cash because in China and as most Chinese people will tell you, the wedding dinner is a money making operation indeed. The Chinese know how to make money let me tell you. I will remind you here again that they already own the USA.

As was usually the case, none of my immediate family members were present for my wedding and that was also the case for my first wedding because my parents and I were not close for one, and my first wife was half Mexican and half Puerto Rican as I said earlier and that would go over like a lead balloon with my parents and my so-called immediate family. My parents were racist assholes for starters and they were really in no position to talk since their own marriage ended and then, believe it or not, they remarried each other and then they got divorced again. How often does that happen?

Many years have elapsed since I have seen or spoken to my mother and my father died sometime in around 2004 with about five to seven children while he was re-married to his new wife.

I can still remember the day that my father came home walking like John Wayne after having a vasectomy done when I was a young boy so unless he later had gotten that ball of yarn untangled; I doubt that he had anymore children of his own. My own mother these days is 66 so who knows how much longer she’ll be around? Then again, if you read another one of my books entitled Pushing 50 in the Death Car, Emotionally Bleeding Life’s Blood, how long are any of us going to around for that matter anyway?

Jordan Sage and his wife Iris

I believe that our wedding was nice. It was simple, clean, well balanced, and it was all done in good taste. My wife’s family and our Chinese friends all seemed to have enjoyed it and as for me it was an interesting and new experience. My wife and I are very fortunate to have such kind and close Chinese friends and family members and if there is one thing that I can tell you about Chinese people, it is that although they are often misunderstood by foreigners from around the world, Chinese hearts are kind and the Chinese people know how to take care of their own and because my wife’s family has accepted me as their own, I am now protected by a powerful and well connected Chinese force. We are a family. For that I can promise you that I am eternally grateful.

Jordan has made a deal with the publisher to authorize the release of his books via PDF on the Internet FREE OF CHARGE for the holidays. The two books that are being made available for FREE are:

CHOPSTICKS AND FORKS THE THING ABOUT CHINA

PUSHING 50 IN THE DEATH CAR, EMOTIONALLY BLEEDING LIFE’S BLOOD

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A few of Jordan Sage’s current books include:

Chopsticks and Forks the Thing about China

ISBN: 1449575608

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Pushing 50 in the Death Car, Emotionally Bleeding Life’s Blood (3rd Edition)

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Creativity is a mental and social process involving the discovery of new ideas or concepts, or new associations of the creative mind between existing ideas or concepts. Creativity is fueled by the process of either conscious or unconscious insight. An alternative conception of creativeness (based on its etymology) is that it is simply the act of making something new, and this is what Clear Image Studio aim for.

Definitely 1 of my fav cuts of Raekwon’s recently released CLASSIC OB4CL2. Arguably if not the best hip-hop 1 of the top 5 hip-hop albums to drop this year so far.  Reminds me why I’m so pumped for that upcoming Rae, Meth & Ghost album next year to.  Also if you in the Chicago area Raekwon has a show here at the House of Blues next Wednesday December 9th that’s sure to be a can’t miss show @ only $21.

Up next is the video for the banger “Hoe For That” from my westcoast brother Problem.  It’s off his recently released “Take That” mixtape which is a banging mixtape that you need if you ain’t already got.  Problem is definitly 1 of the best up and comers from not only the westcoast but hip-hop in general right now.  And you know he’s a problem if he’s getting co-signs from the likes of legends like Snoop Dogg, DJ Quik & Kurupt.

My homie Add-2 finally comes through with the video for “Starter Jacket” off his recently released mixtape “The Tale of Two Cities Vol. 3″ which he released earlier this summer! Real dope visuals for a dope track & thanks to Add for all the love he always shows to!

Check out  Janet Jackson’s new music video “Make Me” from her new compilation album titled “Janet Jackson – Number Ones”, which is out now to purchase from all good music stores.  See Previous blog HERE for more details!

Behind the scenes of Janet’s new music video “Make Me”.

LINKS

Janet Jackson’s Official Website
http://www.janetjackson.com

Janet Jackson’s Official Facebook Page
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Janet Jackson’s Official Myspace Page
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Janet Jackson’s Official Twitter Page
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I just edited a sweet video that contains only scenes of devastator in the movie Transformers Revenge of the Fallen! Check it out!