WIFEY: Sorry I missed dinner. How did it go with Zachary? ME: It all was going well until he dropped a piece of corn down his shirt. WIFEY: Zachary could not have liked that. Did he freak out? ME: Act… more →
newdaddyhoodwrote 6 hours ago: WIFEY: Sorry I missed dinner. How did it go with Zachary? ME: It all was going well until he dropped … more →
wrote 3 days ago: Sometimes my midget is really outgoing and sometimes he is quite shy. On my building elevator, we wi … more →
wrote 4 days ago: THE SCENE: It was last night and I was in the bathroom with Zachary getting him ready for bed. Zacha … more →
wrote 5 days ago: PROBLEM: One of Zachary’s feet is a half size bigger than the other. WHY IS THIS AN ISSUE: It … more →
wrote 6 days ago: I have shockingly found that I can effectively negotiate with Zachary. One of the most frustrating t … more →
wrote 1 week ago: Wifey had a very nice Mommy Day yesterday. Here are two versions of how yesterday morning went: VERS … more →
wrote 1 week ago: Getting Zachary to brush his teeth can be difficult at times. Guess which one of the below technique … more →
wrote 1 week ago: I was unsuccessful in getting an actual picture of Zachary in his Spider-Man PJs ME: Hey Zachary, wh … more →
wrote 1 week ago: ACTUAL CONVERSATION FROM THE OTHER NIGHT ME: Hey Zachary, what do you want for dinner? ZACHARY: Gold … more →
wrote 1 week ago: Zachary has become a bit obsessed with his puppets. There is grasshopper, pink puppet and Elmo puppe … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: Zachary staring at the duckies Zachary has always had a varying degree of fun at the zoo but lately … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: Zachary sure likes to say “no” a lot and sometimes we end up in the “no” gam … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: When hanging with a toddler midget like Zachary, it helps to get down to his level. So, I usually en … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: This may be a super obvious point but you should never give your toddler a new toy right before you … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: Some toddlers like to play on the jungle gym. Others like to go on the slide or the swings. While Za … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: Wifey and I being quite silly at Jazz Fest Happy 22 Month BDay Zachary!!! We celebrated this wonderf … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: There are only two ways in which a game with Zachary ends. Alternative number one, Zachary gets bore … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: I have mentioned previously that a switch has gone off in Zachary’s head and he is now obsesse … more →
wrote 4 weeks ago: How does this game work: Zachary walks into my closet and shuts the door. I open the closet door to … more →