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European Court rules God cannot cast Lucifer out of Heaven
The omnipresent supreme being, God, has expressed his disappointment after the European Court refused to overturn a ruling preventing him from casting out the senior radical anticleric Lucifer, common… more →
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European Court rules God cannot cast Lucifer out of Heaven
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wrote 3 weeks ago: The omnipresent supreme being, God, has expressed his disappointment after the European Court refuse … more →
Popes agree to appear in 50th Anniversary of Dr Who
wrote 3 weeks ago: A feature-length film to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the iconic British sci-fi show, is due to … more →
Your Sunday Funnies!
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wrote 1 month ago: Oh. My. Gawd!!! Just what is this world coming too?!?! Gordon the Gopher reveals historic ‘fisting’ … more →
God ‘probably going to call it a day’ as well
wrote 3 months ago: God, the Lord Creator of Heaven and Earth, has announced that in the wake of Pope Benedict’s resigna … more →
European newspapers print naked Royal baby pics
wrote 4 months ago: Newspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and D … more →
Jesus loses in ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ final following disappointing ‘loaves and fishes’ dish
wrote 4 months ago: Fans of the BBC’s popular ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ series were left reeling last night as odds-on … more →
Bedroom cameras to monitor celibacy of gay bishops
wrote 4 months ago: Security cameras are being installed in the bedrooms of Britain’s openly gay bishops to ensure that … more →
‘Get more poor kids onto the Nice List or lose your monopoly’, Santa warned
wrote 5 months ago: Father Christmas has been threatened with the removal of his monopoly in the UK present distribution … more →
Mike Tyson sex change operation ‘a complete success’, say surgeons
wrote 5 months ago: Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling fine’ a … more →
Pope’s ex-butler pleads ‘lock me up’ after Vatican threatens ‘almighty kicking’
wrote 6 months ago: Former papal butler Paolo Gabriele has broken down in an Italian court and begged to be locked up, a … more →
Donald Trump forms his own militia
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wrote 6 months ago: With US gun sales at a record high following Barack Obama’s re-election, American businessman Donald … more →
God finally agrees to save Queen
wrote 6 months ago: After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Q … more →
Scientists breed non-pooing dog
wrote 6 months ago: Canine geneticists have engineered a breed of genetically modified pit bulls that do not ‘do a poo’ … more →
Rural round-up
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wrote 8 months ago: “Correction”predicted for 2012/13 sheep and beef farm profits Beef + Lamb New Zealand’s (B+LNZ) New … more →
Media Musing…
wrote 1 year ago: I’ve recently been asked to write an occasional column for the local newspaper (don’t get too excite … more →
Did you see the one about . . .
wrote 2 years ago: University of life to introduce tuition fees - Newsbiscuit and also Apple claim the letter i and see … more →
Strange things happen, when you're not around
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wrote 3 years ago: I’m sat writing this on the laptop in my dining room, looking out on the snow which has once a … more →
Isle of Wight to get Ceefax... or a wind turbine... or neither...
wrote 3 years ago: Happy new year to all Save Vestas supporters! Let’s hope 2010 sees us making progress toward r … more →
Wild about the BBC
wrote 4 years ago: Apparently, Borehamwood has a new luxury Hotel, The Majestic, which has a pivotal role in a new, gro … more →
