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You can turn a ho-lladay into a housewife.
Today is Sassy’s birthday and I always try to get her something fun and ridiculous because it makes her uncomfortable. I’m such a nice person that I like to make people feel uncomfortable on their bir… more →
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you can turn a ho-lladay into a housewife.
ninamazing wrote 1 day ago: Today is Sassy’s birthday and I always try to get her something fun and ridiculous because it makes … more →
darkwing duck, let's get dangeerous.
ninamazing wrote 4 days ago: It’s that lovely time of year again: holladay fêtes. I enlisted the help of my friendly fwends to he … more →
turkey turkey turkey gobble gobble poop poop.
ninamazing wrote 6 days ago: I think I dreamt about last night’s dinner—pork fat, why do you taunt me? That Wolfgang recipe with … more →
fool for disney.
ninamazing wrote 1 week ago: I LOVE DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES. i watch nickelodeon; sauce loves it when i put on hannah montana or z … more →
hey pig.
ninamazing wrote 1 week ago: 1st order of biznass: I’m pixted off and writing an email to Shop Rite for tricking consumer, ahem, … more →
let's do the twist.
ninamazing wrote 1 week ago: Bonjour, bonjour. I’m feeling stressed out by this mornings bombardment for foolery and nonsense. Fo … more →
no time to say hello, goodbye, I'M LATE.
ninamazing wrote 2 weeks ago: Word—I’m feeling like new. New used books. I woke up this morning during REM sleep. I could tell bec … more →
cheese on my head but don't call me a cheesehead.
ninamazing wrote 3 weeks ago: I feel like rotten crumb cake that’s been soaking in yesterday’s milk. [striking visual] This is som … more →
santa has the sicks.
ninamazing wrote 3 weeks ago: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’m getting sick again—dear cheetos god, please don’t do this to me again. … more →
i hope i can fit down the chimney.
ninamazing wrote 3 weeks ago: mhmmm…today is the day and i have everything figured out. first: find some gingerbread cookies … more →
i am a lazy zebra.
ninamazing wrote 3 weeks ago: Come back tomorrow frengers. Love and rusty razors, Ninamazing O Tannenbaum! O Tannenbaum! … more →
winter, where are you?
ninamazing wrote 3 weeks ago: So I tried on my Halloween costume last night and I’m semi-unhappy with the results—mostly because I … more →
and what do you want for christmas?
ninamazing wrote 4 weeks ago: Rain, rain, rain, rain. I didn’t know it was going to rain today. Why is it raining? It should be su … more →
be thankful, the scarecrow is all powerful.
ninamazing wrote 4 weeks ago: Today marks almost 2 years since my missing hair incident. Woot. I didn’t really talk about it at th … more →
in my ears.
ninamazing wrote 1 month ago: i guess i like this music, at least that was last.fm tells me [click to listen]: 1 Little Boots – St … more →
old lady bones.
ninamazing wrote 1 month ago: it’s a rare day when i’ve got the strength to write something on the weekend. usually i … more →
who likes longhouses?
ninamazing wrote 1 month ago: I asked Sauce yesterday if he liked my blog yesterday and he said “you made me sound like a jerk”. S … more →
boobs are only cool sometimes.
ninamazing wrote 1 month ago: Last night Sauce told me that he does what I want so I’ll stop talking about it—I laughed because I’ … more →
no thanksgiving turkey.
ninamazing wrote 1 month ago: The other day on Facebook, my cousin sent me one of those “Causes” links to join. I ignored it for a … more →
