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119.5 seconds3 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 3 months ago: Got to grab some of the black today. Remember, it’s good for you. … more →

Tags: $250, guinness, Toucan

Kanye West - let him say what he wants2 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 3 months ago: I think he should be allowed to interrupt any awards show he pleases. If the organisers are stupid e … more →

Tags: Gay, Kanye West, prick rapper

Aren't you glad?3 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 3 months ago: Pigeon, the rat of the sky. How could this happen? Aren’t you glad you don’t live there. … more →

Tags: fast internet, Pigeons, Seth Efffreeka

Johnny two dicks3 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 3 months ago: Today I dismantled and fixed my dishwasher. Pretty impressed, aren’t you? I was. Except… … more →

Tags: Handyman, like a dog with two dicks

Feeling dirty6 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 4 months ago: Everything about Hugh Hefner gives me the creeps. That’s all. … more →

Tags: dirty old bastard, ewww, Hugh Hefner

inglourious basterds2 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 4 months ago: It’s out soon, this weekend I think. Won’t be going to see it though. What happened to T … more →

Tags: bad films, Film Review, tarantino

Dark Matter2 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 4 months ago: Some scientists have come up with a theory that suggests there is no dark matter, that the universe … more →

Tags: alternative theory of cosmic expansion, big bang, Dark Matter, expanding universe

Ka-ching!3 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 4 months ago: I have decided to have a DNA test to prove to the world that I am the father of Michael Jackson … more →

Tags: MICHAEL JACKSON, paternity test

Never let the facts get in the way of a (bad) story

bendersbetterbrother wrote 4 months ago: The local daily paper, The Belfast Telegraph, recently published this non-story on their website. I … more →

Tags: ex celebrity, imagine having to get a job

on/off, on/off, on/off....5 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 5 months ago: Today I am a non-smoker. So far today that is. I hide my smoking from anyone I’m not begging a … more →

Tags: Cigs, Smoking kills!

I hate the moon8 comments

badgerdaddy wrote 5 months ago: Yes, it’s usually beautiful. Yes, it can be absolutely jaw-droppingly stunning. But it’s … more →

Tags: bastardfaces, big shitters, Lunacy, the moon is a gobshite

"Misunderstood" can hide a lot4 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 6 months ago: Seeing as everyone now seems to think Michael Jackson was a fine upstanding citizen after all is it … more →

Tags: kiddie fiddler, MICHAEL JACKSON, paedophile

Peter Robinson's photo frame4 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 6 months ago: Parliament has just published MPs’ expenses & allowances. I checked my local MP’s to … more →

Tags: Mp's Expenses, Peter Robinson's expenses, still..you can't shoot them....

Welcome to the Dictat5 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 7 months ago: A few hours ago I typed an email that might lead to my demise. A power struggle where I work led to … more →

Tags: beware the pen-pushers, tail wagging the dog

Losing innocence4 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 7 months ago: Today’s security alerts in Belfast caused widespread traffic disruption. In the midst of this … more →

Tags: bomb scare in Belfast

Lifestyle changes3 comments

badgerdaddy wrote 7 months ago: Recently, I’ve had to stop eating certain things because they wre causing stomach upsets. They … more →

Artificially heavy2 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 8 months ago: Already the May Day holiday weekend is upon us. With everything that was going on I’ve managed … more →

Tags: balancing scales, Planting Seeds

illegal photography4 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 8 months ago: Now and then I take a couple of pics. Nothing special. It’s just a hobby of mine. Abstract, la … more →

Tags: delete photographs, Illegal Photography

Not a completely atypical week4 comments

bendersbetterbrother wrote 8 months ago: Curried chicken livers, lal chicken, Guinness, shiraz, raspberry mojitos, Bisongrass vodka and a hot … more →

Tags: reap what you sow


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