Me: I wish we lived together. Adam: Well we could now. Me: How? Adam: I could drop out of school Me:… Adam: Yeah, and then I would have to sell myself for a living. Me: …And then we could … more →
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talix wrote 7 months ago: So I once read this phrase: “you destroy the things you love, you learn from the things you ha … more →
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1002things wrote 8 months ago: Me: I wish we lived together. Adam: Well we could now. Me: How? Adam: I could drop out of school Me: … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: Me: Hawaii doesn’t have all inclusive resorts Mom: So? I don’t drink. Me: But with all i … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: on the phone… Me: I’m going to bed now. Adam: I’m rubbing a block of cold processe … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: *I sing a lot of 80s music to myself* Me: Just a small down girl living in a lonely world… Ada … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: Adam: *burps* Me: That was so gross. Adam: Could have been worse. Me: How? Adam: I could have thrown … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: Me: That was funny, I’m funny! Adam: You are short. Me:… Adam: Which is a synonym for fu … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: TV: “An underpinning of our justice system is that it’s better to let 100 guilty men wal … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: Adam: So, Tiddlywinks. Me: Did you just call me Tiddlywinks? Adam: *goes for pounds* Me:… Adam … more →
1002things wrote 1 year ago: Me: I took this test on the internet. Adam: Pregnancy? … more →