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let the trumpet moo

For years
polar bears have been planning
to put into a shredder
the mustache of a fingerless
trumpeter. I am late,
and the streetcar has left the stop. 63 more words

Poetry

breathe on cloud 9

Cloud 9 in the middle of nonsense. Didn’t know that was possible, but I am happy to be here!

I never knew of this much happiness. 267 more words

Dating

Sex and ethics

Sex and health

Sex and wealth

Sex by stealth.

Sex alone

Sex with others.

Sex and the Bible

Sex and Ethics

Sex  in metrics.

Sex for the scared or scarred… 31 more words

Humor

I'm Josh Selway, and I'm Running For Office

Hi, I’m Josh Selway. I grew up in Ohio, and I’ve loved this land. It has given me countless memories over the years. My parents raised me to be a man of virtues — to respect women, chew with my mouth closed, and say please and thank you. 537 more words

Nonsense

About Face

This will not be yet another blog about Renée Zellweger’s face. Mainly because it’s ALL been said and done. It really, really has. I mean, look at this: 297 more words

Self

Mask

Did someone say ‘mask‘?

Behold the author. Aw heck – who really knows who they are anyway?

Nonsense #hurtheart

Happy days and tender nights,
Leaves you vulnerable,
Someone will hurt you until
Their hearts delight