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No-one quite sure what the point is anymore, survey finds

London, UK. A recent survey of ten thousand UK scientists carried out by Imperial College Kings of London (ICKL) has found that no-one is quite sure why they bother. 357 more words

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BREAKING: NoSQL just "huge text file and grep", study finds

BREAKING NEWS: a study by the institute for distributed investigation of technologies (IDIOT) has found that all NoSQL technologies are essentially just a massive text file combined with the UNIX tool ‘grep’ 97 more words

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Last Week in Not News

News? Not news? It’s getting pretty hard to tell these days. Here are our top picks from last week’s lot of almost-satirical-but-actually-real news stories.

“A black market has also emerged on Trade Me, with numerous auctions selling two 75ml bottles of the…

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NIH announces all funding decisions to be made by someone who hates you

Bethesda, USA.  In a shock turn of events, the NIH announced today that every single funding decision from this day forwards will be made by a person who hates you. 170 more words

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Ex-CBS reporter’s book reveals how liberal media protects Obama

 Comment by Jim Campbell, Citizen Journalist, Oath Keeper and Patriot.


When Dan “Blather” tried to use obviously fraudulent flight records alleging that President George W. had not completed his flight training, that was going to put her on the blocks with management. 2,110 more words


Someone Jacked Some Halloween Decorations From a Port Richmond Home, and 6ABC Wrote a Very “6ABC” Story About It

On its face, this is a pretty small, quality-of-life crime story. Cameras caught someone sneaking into the front yard of a home on the 2800 block of Castor Avenue and stealing a whole mess of Halloween decorations. 172 more words


Scientist accidentally publishes bitter, drunken, half-formed, barely coherent blog post

TEXAS, USA.  Late last month, Steve McKnight president of ASBMB, over-privileged white man, conqueror of peoples, scaler of mountains and an inspiration to everyone, received an e-mail; an e-mail we can all sympathise with.   280 more words

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