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F, Marry, Kill Letters

In 5th grade I was asked: F, Marry, Kill: Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Emma Watson.

I went with: F: Aniston Marry: Watson Kill: Diaz

Here are the letters I wrote to the ladies breaking them the news. 664 more words

Catbird Seat


As a philosopher (by that, i mean run a philosophy club once) I often ponder on what is the world? What is life?

And thus, I present to you my grand theories: 331 more words


Most people don’t believe ghosts aren’t real. They probably don’t believe because something supernatural hasn’t happened to them. I on the other hand do believe in ghosts. 170 more words

No, That Lady Didn't Have A Third Boob Implanted

21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil is a masseuse in Tampa, Florida who says she recently spent $20,000 to have a third boob implanted on her chest. But it’s not true. 238 more words



You pour your wine over

A glass or two and a hangover

You decide it’s late

You didn’t even call it a date

We smiled ever so fakely… 49 more words


Shocking confession

OMG!!! I don’t know what to say! It seems that after all these years of fooling us, Hello Kitty is …. is …. (gasp)… not a real cat!!!! 15 more words

Turning 22

The fact that it’s my birthday next week is some sort of joke.  There is no way that I’m going to be turning 22 in just over seven days, because it feels like I only turned 21 a few months ago.  198 more words

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