To say I’m a teetotaler is almost a stretch.
I do like my root beer and gingered ale as much as the next guy.
Have you ever eavesdropped on a conversation you weren’t supposed to? Tell us about a time when it was impossible not to overhear a conversation between people who didn’t know you were there. 46 more words
My husband tells me about the times I talk in my sleep. He'll wake me up and tell me I sounded like a car and I explain that I was racing with Mario Andretti. I have no interest in NASCAR. He'll be tired in the morning and tell me that I kept lifting up the covers and whistling. Interesting concept but I was baking and putting muffins in the oven with Betty Crocker. I don't even cook. My favorite was the night after we watched The Princess Bride. He said I insisted I was Inigo Montoya and told him to prepare to die. I didn't even know he was the six-fingered man.