Hah! If only. No, instead I give you the most obnoxious thing on the internet.
CUTE KITTEN PICTURE
my day is shit and it’s only 9:00 a.m. 20 more words
We all experience and have to deal with obnoxious, rude and aggravating personalities in our day-to-day interactions. Using indifference appropriately, can be a masterful weapon against these personalities. 73 more words
Some days you just kind of have to trust that the words are there and that you can focus on other things until the very last moment because right now, all I have are other things pushing up against the outer limits of very last moments. 474 more words
For some reason every trip that has included a border crossing has had to have a “story” attached to it. There was never a journey that went: I got on a bus in X country, got off in Y and nothing happened… Good thing, because that would be terribly boring 😉 703 more words
I always get stuck next to obnoxious passengers. On a recent flight to Orlando the woman next to me took off her shoes (ewwwww) and started painting her toenails. 113 more words