There’s nothing more likely to annoy my neighbours – more than my 5am Bugle practice, in any case – than boffing so loudly they’d swear your pants had been torn in two by a bear.

And as that bunch round the corner – that’s you, Mrs Not A Councillor Any More – are insistent that our Hoylake highways and byways are nary but a byword for late night alleyway sexual encounters, it couldn’t bring me more pleasure if I tried to tell you that……………

Yes………..………!

YES..…………….….!

LA BODEGA IS COMING BACK, BUGLERS! With its bisexual toilets and everything!

It would appear to me anyway that a plucky electrician has ventured in where other electricians have feared to tread, such were the “electrical problems” that have kept the once popular bar – (quite a while ago, in fairness) – so bloomin’ closed it made Vino Vino* look busy.

I wonder which wire they cut? The blue one, or the red one……?

Yikes!

Toot toot!

* Anyone know if Vino Vino are going to open to the public? Seems to be a staff only affair in there although I could very well be wrong Buglers I could very well be wrong but I don’t think so.