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The Lorax makes me wonder

I have read the story The Lorax a few times now with my daughter. She likes to see all the barbaloots, hummingfish and swomee swans in their beautiful natural habitat, the truffula forest. 241 more words


Doctor's visit

What are the benefits of Clomiphene? For women who would like to conceive, the drug aids in the following:

a. the stimulation of ovulation;
b. the ‘preparation’ of one’s womb for fertilization; and… 98 more words


No, Fall Out Boy Didn't Cover The Offspring

To stop everyone from the possibility of being slightly disappointed, no, Fall Out Boy did NOT release a cover of the Offspring’s “The Kids Aren’t Alright,” 190 more words



Not many parents are funny, have anecdotes, and interesting stories to tell their young offspring. This is why spending some time reading funny, anecdotal, interesting stories to your offspring is so important if you are a handicapped parent. 81 more words

Common Sense

Breaking News: New Female Craze of using Sex Lumps to Feed Offspring Sweeps the Nation!

I wouldn’t be a very good social commentator if I didn’t read some current affairs every so often and comment on items of note, so when I heard about this new craze of mother’s using their man-pleasers to feed offspring I was pleased to have something interesting to write about.   1,572 more words

Visit to Cornwall

In July of 2013 I visited Cornwall. It all happened because my mother wanted to see the Eden Project. She had wanted to go for a while, just never got round to it. 1,780 more words