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That whole birth thing
Number One Son doesn’t leave me much time for luxuries like writing, eating, or sleeping these days, so I won’t be banging on in great detail about how the kid eventually got born. I will … more →
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College Stuff
ShiroiHusky wrote 1 month ago: So much to do… So little time… So we have about 5 assignments handed out now, 2 of which … more →
OH, HELL
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halfassitude wrote 1 month ago: You GUYS. Firstly, when I got back from Hawaii, my router was all fucked up, so I’m po … more →
Ahia
qubriq wrote 2 months ago: Arriva nella mia casella di posta elettronica, e pubblico: Dear Reader, I’d like to inform you … more →
Take the money and run.
broadwaydannyr wrote 3 months ago: I was sitting in a small glass office off to the side of the main floor of the Indian Calling Centre … more →
Why is there a bandaid on my ass
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halfassitude wrote 4 months ago: Hi yes I routinely look at my naked ass in the mirror. YOU DO IT, TOO, so hush your face. The acci … more →
Hai guyz, what's going on here?
anyspeech wrote 4 months ago: I’d be shitting myself. Original link. … more →
Do you think I need to clean this room?
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halfassitude wrote 6 months ago: hi do you think I need to clean this? Last year: As of this morning: (Yes, that’s a pink wi … more →
Top Four Things That are Not Going To Work Today
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halfassitude wrote 8 months ago: 1) Any form of WIN in the Passive-Aggressive Games of the Monday 330 meeting 2) Mother stopping by t … more →
On farting in public
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halfassitude wrote 8 months ago: There is no cure for embarrassment. Only avoidance. Or alcohol. The single most embarrassing ev … more →
My SF presentation: Shock and Awe
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halfassitude wrote 8 months ago: I ASSASSINATED that presentation. Just kidding. But I didn’t die, vomit, OR start crying! Act … more →
I'll be vomiting on-stage in San Francisco. Next Tuesday. Allah willing.
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halfassitude wrote 9 months ago: Ugh. Time to put on the big-girl panties, cause I’m giving my first talk at a conference. Fu … more →
I'm pretty sure I have SARS, you guys
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halfassitude wrote 9 months ago: So it’s really great that not only do I have the SARS (I’m really ill and pretty sure th … more →
I am physically incapable of giving any less of a shit about Michael Phelps and his stupid bong
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halfassitude wrote 10 months ago: So he got dropped from Kellog. Who fucking cares. I AM GETTING CROTCHETY AND OLD. I don’t … more →
Well, that meeting was a fart
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halfassitude wrote 10 months ago: But don’t worry, I’m not on suicide (homicide) watch yet. *****BORING DETAILS ALERT***** … more →
Christ on a cross, I can't catch a break for shit
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halfassitude wrote 10 months ago: Dudes. You know how I like to drop out of the PhD program every year? WELL, I QUIT AGAIN TODAY (vi … more →
The One Where I Grossly Overshare
twentysomethingjess wrote 10 months ago: This is going to be a gross overshare, just so I can get this fact out of the way early on. I mean g … more →
Been there, done that
robertmoore wrote 10 months ago: Well, it seems that 2009 will start off with bang for me (and they say you can’t teach an old … more →
What a year....
robertmoore wrote 11 months ago: I never thought 2008 would turn out as it has. I think it´s been a historical year, a year in which … more →
GET ME OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN SHITHOLE
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halfassitude wrote 11 months ago: OK guys: FLIGHT CANCELED. If I could bitch-slap the weather, I would. I was so looking forward to … more →
