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return to oz (...eroth).

It was inevitable, at some point, that I was going to have my sassy blue-haired huntress make another appearance in World of Warcraft. Having been associated with that game to varying degrees since the early days of the Burning Crusade expansion, it occupies too large a place in my overall gaming life to even consider being blasé about turning up for the tenth anniversary, because yay the decimal counting system. 310 more words

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life begins whenever.

It’s three months until my 40th birthday and already I’m avoiding almost all numbers with a four in them from being given the chance to tumble from my mouth-hole. 678 more words

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there's bound to be someone called will power.

Starting a week off work with an evening shift in the petrol station, with more on Tuesday, Friday and Saturday, it’s not so much a week off as it is just another regular week. 378 more words

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my own personal fall.

With just under six weeks to go until vaginoplasty surgery – or V Day, as only I am calling it – I’m off the oestrogen patches, because their lovable scamp manner of thinning the blood does not sit well with precision scalpel work. 173 more words

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my brain, and its wily ways.

I had actual drinks at an actual pub with actual friends after work last night, and this morning I get a text asking how my head is. 167 more words

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extinguishing a forest fire with a water pistol.

During a nine-hour shift at the petrol station I will serve around three hundred customers, and of those three hundred more or less none of them will refer to me as a dude. 524 more words

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