Your online dating Profile ends with “Any other questions?” Golly! I’ve got LOTS! Don’t you?
1. Why does life gotta be so tough?
2. When are the boffins gonna come up with a cure for allergies so I can get a dog? 1,575 more words
1. Group photos. Pictures of the person with their hotter friend. Why are these a thing? Stop putting them in your dating profile! It’s confusing and only leads to major disappointment for everyone involved later on. 1,087 more words
Color: white with large grey spots
Body type: bbc (big beautiful cat)
My self summary:
Single white, BBC (big beautiful cat) seeking excitement, coloring isn’t important, nor is species but you must be gentle and patient. 592 more words