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The Tale of Pokey and Lamb Chop

Prelude, hookers:  If this wasn’t currently happening to me, and somebody else told me this story, I would be all supportive and whatnot but then I would soooooo laugh behind their back. 1,336 more words

This Charming Man

I love my girlfriend.... Wanna fuk?

(And definitely not when I can’t spell either… Damn it!)

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Dating 101

1. Please don’t call me a good girl. I take offence to that (especially when you’ve come to this conclusion based on a couple of photos) … 19 more words

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11 OkCupid Messages That Should Never Have Been Sent

In my brief career on OkCupid I have been barraged, as any lady is, with messages ranging from lame, to crude, to downright bizarre. I share with you a few of the crown jewels, and, if you’re as lucky as they are, my repartee. 105 more words

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7 Dates in 7 Dates, Part 7: My First Tinder Date

A. takes advantage of her new status as Modern Woman with Smartphone and downloads Tinder, arranging to meet with a mysterious Tinder stranger who lists his age as 88 years old.  412 more words

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7 Dates in 7 Days, Part 6: The Actor Without a Day Job

Exhausted from her wall-climbing romp, A. nevertheless rallies her forces, throws on some maquillage and heads to the Lower East Side to meet a New York actor aspiring for greatness and mostly doing commercials. 333 more words

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