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Pokey and Lamb Chop Sitting in a Tree…NOW WHAT???????

I’m a fretter. When I’m not fretting about something, I’m gearing up to fret. I long to not fret but fretting is my M.O. so if I don’t have something to fret about, I will make something up. 1,641 more words


The Tale of Pokey and Lamb Chop

Prelude, hookers:  If this wasn’t currently happening to me, and somebody else told me this story, I would be all supportive and whatnot but then I would soooooo laugh behind their back. 1,336 more words

This Charming Man

I love my girlfriend.... Wanna fuk?

(And definitely not when I can’t spell either… Damn it!)


OkCupid: the anticlimactic end

Sign in, search “whos new”. Ages 19-35. Anyone over 35 is too old, 18 is pushing it. I might need to see some i.d. Any new prospects, no. 359 more words