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Woman Getting To Age Where Facebook Feed Full Of Funeral Announcements

AKRON, OH—According to an interview, area woman Sheryl Winters is getting to that age where her Facebook feed is full of funeral announcements. “Every single time I open my Facebook, I swear to God there’s another notice for a funeral or memorial service plastered all over my feed,” said Ms. 132 more words

Satire

To all the old women who said they'd "pray for me"

That’s kinda rude. Honestly. You and I both know you aren’t saying that out of genuine concern. It’s you making yourself feel higher than me with your faith. 240 more words

Shopping Cart Chaos

Every time I go grocery shopping I end up with a shopping cart that has a busted wheel. At the most inappropriate times it steers itself into the path of innocent old ladies. 126 more words

Random Thoughts

My Favorite Christmas Songs #10

“Santa Claus and His Old Lady,” Cheech and Chong, 1971

Our two favorite high guys present a more, shall I say, ‘urban’ take on Santa’s origin as Cheech tries to explain him to Chong with hilarious results.   29 more words

Christmas

Eis ist K with Old Ladies, ja?

I have trouble with transit.

After attempting to board a regional train with the wrong ticket and getting a very grouchy response from a kind of scary man, I decided to buy myself an icecream cone. 109 more words

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