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Don't Mess Up With Older Ladies

Older Woman:  Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop:  Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman:  Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop… 320 more words

Clean Jokes

Man sentenced for charging 86-year-old $8,000 to cut down tree

WICHITA, Kansas – A man who charged an 86-year-old woman more than $8,000 to cut down a pear tree has been sentenced to prison in Sedgwick County District Court. 197 more words


The old lady, the worn out book and the foot?

So I’m jumping on his bandwagon of NaBloPoMo, hope I got that right. Y’all probably know what it is already so I’ll keep the explanation simple. 391 more words


Oh Shit, It's Halloween...

I usually love Halloween, but for some reason I am just not feeling it this year! Maybe its my lack of a creative and fun costume..or maybe I am just getting old. 345 more words

If You Thought A Town Full of Dolls Representing The People To Used To Live There Would Be Creepy, You Are Sort of Right But Mostly Wrong.

When I read the headline that there was a village full of dolls made by some old lady in Japan, I was like, “Oooh, that’ll be good and spooky for month of SCARES.” But it actually wasn’t scary, and it wasn’t even particularly sad. 24 more words


TGS Episode 37: Infestation of Molestation

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Grasshole Show. It is Monday, the last week of your doom. The last week before the end of the wo- I mean Halloween. 3,548 more words