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How to hollow out a light bulb

There’s so many cool light bulb projects out there. You can turn it into a terrarium, aquarium or a christmas ornament for example.

So when a bulb recently blew out I knew I had to recycle it into something neat. 228 more words


Old lady

I am to start work at 10am. I arrive at 9:55am. There are people waiting for the library to open when I get there. I make my way past them and knock on the door to get in. 42 more words


JaVale McGee, Shaqtin' a Casanova


He followed up the highlight by going 6-for-6 with 14 points and 8 boards, though mostly in garbage time in the blowout.

But it wouldn’t be JaVale McGee if he didn’t combine the good with the outrageously stupid, which, since he had such a solid day on the floor he had to save for the post-game interview where he reflected: 58 more words


Don't Mess Up With Older Ladies

Older Woman:  Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop:  Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman:  Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop… 320 more words

Clean Jokes

Man sentenced for charging 86-year-old $8,000 to cut down tree

WICHITA, Kansas – A man who charged an 86-year-old woman more than $8,000 to cut down a pear tree has been sentenced to prison in Sedgwick County District Court. 197 more words


The old lady, the worn out book and the foot?

So I’m jumping on his bandwagon of NaBloPoMo, hope I got that right. Y’all probably know what it is already so I’ll keep the explanation simple. 391 more words