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Where the gloves go between instances of off and on.
When I was sixteen years old I broke up with my first boyfriend, Jesse Case. But before the real break up we had a week long break, break-up during which I went for a walk to the half-shell and then t… more →
(femmephane)
Where the gloves go between instances of off and on.
tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: When I was sixteen years old I broke up with my first boyfriend, Jesse Case. But before the real bre … more →
Notes from my favorite apocryphal text
tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: The monster child– the unbearable. We’re leaving for Morocco in just one week. In Arabic … more →
Gravity: Iterations
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tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: I think Nora was taken aback by how much pain. We watched a bike with one white rim and speculated a … more →
Bodes (even) Worse
tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: Text Message from NY: “Sat in on brother’s religion and sexuality class. Phrase of the d … more →
Anything but Copacetic
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tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: In case anyone was in danger of forgetting my awesome storming style, I made a dramatic exit from my … more →
"I would like to outline a few general remarks about how to avoid becoming too comfortable in the abyss."*
tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: Abrupt isn’t as queer as you think it is. Did it feel good for you too, baby? I think you did … more →
Do your part.
tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: I implore you to stop thoughtlessly using expressions like: “…which is exactly what the … more →
Time to Collect those Goods*
tempcontretemps wrote 1 year ago: I’ve only had cable for a few flu hours but, thanks to jazzy dancing pharmaceutical logos, I a … more →
happy hanukkah, Bloc(k) 11?
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tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: Okay. I feel a little guilty reporting this fact to you, public. But it IS available to anyone Googl … more →
A Blag from mom.
tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: True to form I received a letter “to the parents of [Femmephane]” from the J.Crew ad I c … more →
Tinsel Time
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tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: Dear fakeHipster-friends, This year for the winter holidays I will be buying you all P.L.O. scarves! … more →
"You Can't Make Two People Like Each Other." Learn Chinese: cheu be cheu
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tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: Studying for the GRE using the Barron guide continues to enlighten. I’ve now learned that the … more →
Ob/Gyn Part I. The HMO that can't find a cervix.
tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: Over Pakistani food in SF, my friend told me about her recent HMO-related troubles. I am writing abo … more →
Malapropism
tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: I think my brother might be the only person my mother talks to recreationally. Besides that, I think … more →
Ginny Rolls In her Grave: Pt. 1*
tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: When asked why he was taking an English seminar on Virginia Woolf, one student explained that he … more →
On Keeping the Personal Personal, with a Foray into Lipstick
tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: By extorting “the personal” out of me and into public forum, my final women’s stud … more →
Spock, Stat
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tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: Dear Leonard Nimoy, L’shanah tovah! I’m so sorry it’s taken me this long to get ba … more →
My compliments to the shelf
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tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: Last night, in an attempt to outweird our last RI weird date (return of the Cherry Poppin’ Dad … more →
Age Aint Nothin But A Number
tempcontretemps wrote 2 years ago: It happened for the first time. Sure, I’ve heard myself use my mother’s expressions, see … more →
