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I never got to be a pre-school poet.

I never got to hold a wooden hammer

And hit some fake plastic nails

To express my anger. 250 more words

Movie Trailer of the Day: "Fifty Shades of Grey"

I have yet to get past the first chapter, but I admit that this trailer looks brutally hot. As much as I would have loved… 41 more words

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“I can’t believe these pyjaks never quit being idiots…”

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Sometimes it doesn’t have to mean anything. 

Sometimes you just need a stranger to let you

Straddle their thighs and have them

Spank you and squeeze your breasts.  141 more words

Editorial: Rita Ora Is The Face Of Roberto Cavalli Autumn/Winter 2014

Rita Ora giving face as a platinum blonde for Roberto Cavalli’s Autumn/Winter 2014 campaign. 32 more words


But the real question is HOW did Malik enter the bureau? Did someone just throw him there?


Some people assume Malik enters through a back door, while his novices claim to have seen him levitate by the force of his pure rage.

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