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2012 one-line review
welltemperedwriter wrote 1 week ago: Most expensive Rapture movie ever. … more →
"Moon" one-line review
welltemperedwriter wrote 4 months ago: So it starts off looking all Clarke and Kubrick, but pretty soon it goes all PKD and Bowie… … more →
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince one-line review
welltemperedwriter wrote 5 months ago: This movie is much more interesting if you imagine Draco as the misunderstood hero. Jus’ sayin … more →
One-line Twilight review
welltemperedwriter wrote 7 months ago: All things considered, I think I’d prefer the werewolves. … more →
Star Trek one-line review
welltemperedwriter wrote 7 months ago: Every time Kirk dangles above a fatal drop, gets the snot beaten out of him, or follows an apparentl … more →
Let the Right One In one-line review
welltemperedwriter wrote 1 year ago: Best vampire-human teen romance movie of the year. … more →
Quantum of Solace one-line review
welltemperedwriter wrote 1 year ago: Revenge is a dish best served in a hail of bullets, explosions, and speeding cars. … more →
One Line Reviews: Jack in the Box
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whatthehellareyoueating wrote 1 year ago: Jack in the Box somehow makes my asthma worse. … more →
One Line Reviews: Arby's
whatthehellareyoueating wrote 1 year ago: Fucking dog food. … more →
Stamped on the Cover: Do Not Read Until You've Forgotten Entirely
welltemperedwriter wrote 1 year ago: I was given the diary, as most of us were, when I was young enough to be persuaded that keeping one … more →
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welltemperedwriter wrote 1 year ago: Gods Behaving Badly, Marie Phillips: It’s like Disney’s Peter Pan, with Apollo in the Ti … more →
