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Exploiting The First Amendmentsurvivorscribe wrote 1 month ago: Sometimes phrases or questions or combinations of words just stand out. Today it was the following: … more →
cin+ wrote 2 months ago: Drawing without lifting the pen from the paper is great. One-liners have a starting point and a fini … more →
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unnatureal wrote 3 months ago: tomorrow will be the day after yesterday. you will always remember me as the friend you forgot. … more →
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gad allon wrote 3 months ago: The Wall Street Journal has a somewhat interesting article about justice and fairness in checkout li … more →
gad allon wrote 4 months ago: There is nothing I enjoy discussing more than queues and waiting. Seriously. (This weekend’s Yankees … more →
hepleronline wrote 6 months ago: If a cannibal only ate vegetarians, that would make him hard to label. … more →
hepleronline wrote 6 months ago: A roller coaster is more appropriately named if you bring an iced drink and set it beside you. … more →
hepleronline wrote 6 months ago: My girlfriend was like “I want to get in your pants” and I was like “I want to get … more →
hepleronline wrote 6 months ago: I bet the first interracial couple was extremely relieved that their child was not striped. … more →
hepleronline wrote 6 months ago: If you pump your legs while skydiving, you can run a mile in under a minute. … more →
hepleronline wrote 6 months ago: After five drinks, any bar is a karaoke bar. … more →
hepleronline wrote 7 months ago: Tag is one of the easiest games in existence, assuming you’re not a Siamese twin. … more →
hepleronline wrote 7 months ago: I wonder if turtles ever look at lizards and go, “Aw, poor homeless guy.” … more →
hepleronline wrote 7 months ago: Any machine is a time machine if you’re willing to go really, really slowly. … more →
hepleronline wrote 7 months ago: Paper bags usually signify lunch or an unattractive person. Or if you’re a cannibal, unattract … more →
hepleronline wrote 7 months ago: I like board games, but I think Battleship is just Bingo for violent people. … more →
hepleronline wrote 7 months ago: Driving a pickup truck is like wearing pants with a backpack sewn into them. … more →