Boss to employee: “Agar tu ne ab gari short ki mein tujhe short kardoonga.”

Cute Proverbs And Wisdom Cute Message

Laugh all the way to the bank.
Meaningful Daily One Liners And Popular Quote

so let it be written; so let it be done.
His face puckered up like he had eaten a lemon.

Been there… done that.
Inspirational Quotable Messages And Coll Message

(i'm all over that)…like a duck on a junebug.

QuotesWouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man health, wealthy and wise.

he can be saddled (as in controlled).

I've seen better looking legs on a table.
Motivational People Quotations And Coll Quote

One brick short of a load (reference to being stupid).

can't a cat look at a queen?

it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

this is a process of eliminating options.

this too, shall pass.

there are ears in the corn field.

every Tom, Dick and Harry.

those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

in a 'round about way.

The low'ring element Scowls o'er the darken'd landscape.

No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
Cool People Quotations And Nice Message

heart quotes

Motivational Words And Memorable Coll One Liner

Will it be cash or charge?
Meaningful Favorite Sayings And Popular Saying

playin poker with the pros (he's dead).

if ifs and buts where candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas.

she's quite a ONE !
Cute People Words And Love Saying
if you can't stand the kitchen, get a real job.

Like trying to piss up a rope.

weed (marijauna).

Out like a Light.

QuotesIf a tree fell in the forest and no one was around, would it make a sound?
Good Amazing Phrases And Popular Word

A good man is hard to find.

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck…

such is life, and it's getting sucher and sucher.

when in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.

c'est la vie.

go ugly early; don't wait for closing time.

when it rains, it pours.

you can decide your own life, dont worry about others.

Break a leg!

The clouds,–the only birds that never sleep.

Common sense is genius in homespun.
Romantic Interesting Proverbs And Inspirational Phrase

amazing phrases sayings

Inspirational Proverbs And Favorite Motivational Quote

I'm so hungry I could eat a bear.
Good Men One Liners And Popular Word

so let it be written; so let it be done.

you and who's army?

Find yourself in a hole.
Motivational Wisdom Quotes And Inspirational Quote

I've had an ear full.

Pissed as a fart.

She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Like the pot calling the kettle black.

dead in the water.
Inspirational Memorable Words And Coll Saying

If your head wasn't screwed on you'd lose that too.

he who laughs last, laughs loudest (or, he who laughs last, last laughs).

most people don’t even know why they feel they have to work.

zero is sometimes better than nothing.

fun is good.

no pain, no gain.

out of sight, out of mind.

QuotesIf you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

keep it simple, stupid.

Far clouds of feathery gold, Shaded with deepest purple, gleam Like islands on a dark blue sea.

The uncommitted life isn't worth living.
Good Long Sayings And Popular Proverb

memorable one liners

Great Sayings And Daily Popular Message

Got one foot in the grave.
Romantic Daily Messages And Love Message

Wives often object to life insurance, widows never do.

just between you, me, and the fence post.

The older the violin, the sweeter the music.
Meaningful People Phrases And Great Quotation

I've had an ear full.

if you expect to soar with the eagles during the day, you can't hoot with the owls at night.

take a hike (go away).

as lucky as a man in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.

Working for Alyeska is smoking a joint, the more you suck the higher you get.
Good Men Phrases And Meaningful Quote

Funny as a fart in church.

we're not playing for sheep.

it would not be fun when life is so easy.

give space to time, and time will fill space.
it will be worse.

Achilles' heel.

run with the hare, hunt with the hounds.

Doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

…like being nibbled to death by ducks.

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
Wise Favorite One Liners And Inspirational Saying

famous quotes

Motivational Quotations And Long Coll Phrase

Will it be cash or charge?
Popular Long Words And Nice Message

Eat your Cake and have it, too.

there's no I in team.

QuotesIf you can't beat 'em, join'em.
Cool Short Messages And Popular Word

Quotesturn it around the horn (baseball cliche.

Busier than a pig on ice.

boob tube (TV).

A friend in need is a pest.

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Popular Short Sayings And Motivational One Liner

day – at the end of the day.

can't a cat look at a queen?

life is hard.

there are lies, damned lies and statistics.

feeling bad is just a new sensation.

love comes around while doing things you like.

old coot.

Money talks bull shit walks.

I don't know how to break this to you but….

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
Nice Memorable Quotations And Coll Quote

cute sayings

Nice Quotations And Interesting Wise Saying

Hold your wagon!
Nice Favorite Messages And Inspirational Quotation

The toes you step on today just might be connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow.

how many ways can you skin a cat?

You only live once; but if you do it right, once is enough.
Wise Interesting Proverbs And Romantic Phrase

I got your goose.

Busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.

he put me in stitches (made me laugh).

saddled with work (or some other burden).

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Inspirational Short Quotes And Famous Saying

Hotter than the hinges of hell.

Happier than a pig in shit.

most people don’t even know why they feel they have to work.

time will tell.

this too, shall pass.

eat my shorts.
good, bad or indifferent.

Hold your horses!

serenity now!

Have you ever, looking up, seen a cloud like to a Centaur, a Part, or a Wolf, or a Bull?

Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
Good Favorite Proverbs And Motivational One Liner

witty wise quotes

Love Messages And Interesting Wise One Liner

He/She must have learned to whisper in a sawmill!
Motivational People Proverbs And Famous Saying

if the shoe fits, wear it.

he's an animal, throw him some raw meat.

A man is his own island.
Inspirational Men One Liners And Love Phrase

Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
for love of country.

he got screwed (cheated).

in for a penny, in for a pound.

Working for Alyeska is smoking a joint, the more you suck the higher you get.
Inspirational Interesting Quotes And Popular Word

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

he who laughs last, laughs loudest (or, he who laughs last, last laughs).

Quotespoor planning on your part does not create an emergency on my part.

when in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.

feeling bad is just a new sensation.

bright lights, big city.

Quotesyou can't win 'em all.

Patience is a mild form of dispair disguised as a virtue.

Heat it up!

The clouds,–the only birds that never sleep.

Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education.
Love Amazing Quotations And Nice Quote

funny short phrases

What’s the oddest thing about belonging to a support group for hypochondriacs? Every member calls in sick, but they all show up for the meeting.

You know your year started on a bad note when your playful request of "Pull my finger" was immediately followed by the panicked shriek, "Oh my God, get a towel!"

I had meant to have this up yesterday, but…well, it was a rough day. It may be a day late, but I hope you still find it funny.

I have come to learn that apparently I’m kinda funny. Sure, I have hilariously bizarre situations that have occurred throughout my life that entertain people the world over, but I just thought the situations were funny, not myself. But then, every so often, I find something that even I can make funny. Thus, a few years back, I came up with The Best of Mindy. This is the 2009 edition.

Enjoy!

• I smell like an April Fools’ prank.
• This dream’s so good I just know my alarm clock will go off any second and spoil it all.
• Should I take the middle-aged guy in the minivan pacing me and flirting as a compliment?
• Oh don’t say that. That means I’m going to sob like a five-year-old who just found her bike hanging from a tree. (That really happened. Story to come later.)
• Mom, Yanni put porn on the computer!
• I’d Sing Cold Shower Tuesdays as I took a cold shower, but I don’t find them as funny as I do the song.
• Oh Twizzlers, why must you be so addictively tasty.
• Just tried saying, “Please feel free to show up…” But instead said, “Please feel free to throw up.”
• Somebody get me a shovel.
• I just seriously bruised a bruise.
• Sign I should be in bed #1: Instead of putting on foundation, I tried spraying my leave-in conditioner on my face.
• Stupid Aztecs cursing my chicken wraps!
• Kitteh alarm clock says that I should get up now to give noms.
• I want an adult milkshake. Only adults though. Kids are a little gamey.
• They’re opening a Food Safety Institute in Olathe, Kans. If you visit, you get a meal then get to learn about e-coli and salmonella. Irony?
• Saw a semi with a cowbell hanging from its trailer. Where’s Christopher Walken when I need him?
• The cornbread tastes like lies!
• Ran over my foot with a Coke cooler. It’s true, what you love will hurt you.
• Just saw a car driving around with 2 large scarecrow dolls seatbelted in. Well…safety first, I guess.
• Sno cones are great and all, but I’m stickier than super glue on duct tape.
• Got two bites of banana. Thanks for sucking, gravity.
• Can’t even form coherent sentences, and I’m going to try to do laundry?
• Why do I always wake up feeling like morning has punched me in the face?
• So, if you’re already a pirate, is today talk like a regular person day?
• I wish I could share the bizarre sounds I hear in my office with you. It currently sounds like someone’s hiding in my ceiling tiles farting.
• We decided today there should be an alert level for Mindays. Today is an orange…especially when I dump spaghetti on the salad bar.

Happy 2010 everyone!

I’m sure everyone has had their own experience with those lovey-dovey, overly mushy and cliche lines that are always said on Asian dramas, especially Korean ones.

The first time i was ‘exposed’ to this was 2 years ago when i inadvertently chanced upon an old X-Man video on youtube. Not the one with Jean gray and wolverine but the now ended Korean game show. In the game show, there was this segment where they would pit two celebrities against one another, usually of different sexes, and get them to say mushy lines until the other could no longer speak because he/she would have collapsed onto the floor in laughter. In the videos below, its from a section called ‘Of Course’ where the participants have to say ‘Of Course’ to whatever attack the competitor says in order to win.

Watching the videos two years later is certainly nostalgic. I guess i withstood the test of time because I still giggle like a fool whenever i watch them

So, i’m sure many of you had your fair share of mushy quotations, words, lines and whatnot. Do feel free to share them so we can all laugh like idiots Here are some of my favourite ones.

God just called. He told me an angel is missing from heaven. It was you.

Though I may hate the hot weather during summer, I love the shining sun. Though I may hate the rainy season during Autumn, I love the falling leaves. Though I may hate the freezing climate during winter, I love the falling snow. Though I may hate the unforgiving world, I love only you.

If you felt like throwing up after reading them or watching the videos… ITS GREAT!

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Well December is almost over and my commitment to daily blogging has taken another harsh blow to the solar plexus. Just like my meagre offerings in the month of November, I have been equally too busy and/or uninspired in December to record much of what’s gone on in my life. But then what has gone on really? I finished the 2009 school term at College (term project still unfinished), I found out my younger brother is engaged to be married next summer (the last son to get hitched), I got a beautiful Yamaha guitar on loan from my pal Jay, and I did all my Xmas shopping in a record 90 minutes last Tuesday. I’ve also played nursemaid to my crippled wife all month (she ruptured her ankle falling down some stairs at Dupont subway station about 4 weeks ago), but then that’s technically her news and not mine. Poor thing…

And now that Christmas 2009 is officially over and Boxing Day is here, now’s the perfect time to catch up my blogging. So here’s my belated holiday greeting to y’all! Ah Christmas… the time of year when you spend money you really don’t have, on people you really don’t like, to buy them things they really don’t need. Live it up!

And finally since my free internet seems to have disappeared yet again, I probably won’t submit anything new and exciting till 2010. Hey, it’s my holiday week too!

French bread tastes much better if you make sound effects while cutting it.

(this is a well known fact)

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.