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Jersey nightclub bans overweight women
Source Havana’s, a popular nightclub on the New Jersey shoreline (oh crap, where is this going?), decided to not allow some big girls in their club last week in his club. Club manager Martin Say… more →
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Elevators
allthingswrong wrote 1 week ago: When more than one fat person gets on the elevator at work, I grip the handrails and scan the max gr … more →
Mr. Pants' Treadmill Running Q and A
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ilikemargarine wrote 2 weeks ago: With all the fuss lately over treadmill training, Mr. Pants weighs in (insert your own Biggest Loser … more →
My Biggest Loser confession
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ilikemargarine wrote 2 weeks ago: I kept hoping that one of the “Before” holograms would reach over and bitch slap the ski … more →
The hummingbird's bad dream
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ilikemargarine wrote 2 weeks ago: Mo is standing at the window today watching the hummingbirds. One of them is churning its wings feve … more →
Yet another Tiger Woods affair
ilikemargarine wrote 2 weeks ago: The Tiger Woods story just keeps getting worse and worse. This morning, our cat BK admitted to a lon … more →
I fought the cat and the ... cat won
ilikemargarine wrote 2 weeks ago: I am typing this while standing. This does not please me. Life is different when it’s just the two o … more →
I hate finish lines
ilikemargarine wrote 1 month ago: I love races. I guess that’s the point of racing. So it’s always sad to see the finish l … more →
The reasons soy cream will never replace ice cream in my diet part 3
ilikemargarine wrote 1 month ago: 1. It sounds too much like Soylent Green. I find myself screaming “SOY CREAM IS PEOPLE.” … more →
Willy Wonka Themed Wedding
whiteflashdiamonds wrote 1 month ago: Willy Wonka Themed Wedding Oompa Loompas at anyone else’s wedding might be cause for alarm, bu … more →
Gutter Clips
smileandwaveboys wrote 1 month ago: 1. Reindeer 2. Remembering 3. The Lullaby League Before the boys were born, The Man put up a roll … more →
Roald Dahl at the Book Fair with Rev. Jackson
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Erin wrote 1 month ago: There are so many amazing things to say about Sharon’s post, but I want to approach them throu … more →
Tied for the lead
ilikemargarine wrote 1 month ago: I’m running on the treadmill. Just gliding along, getting in two miles as I wait for the linge … more →
Our cat's guide to running
ilikemargarine wrote 1 month ago: “Leave me alone, I’m sleeping. I’m serious. I’ll claw your eyes out. Oh, yea … more →
somewhere, someone is running
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ilikemargarine wrote 1 month ago: somewhere right now, someone is running. and i’m not. maybe it’s a long run. maybe inter … more →
Mike's Halloween History
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mrosen11 wrote 1 month ago: Dammit, I have nothing new to say about Halloween (click here for 2008 and 2009 Mike’s thought … more →
I am Halloween, motherfuckers.
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chowner wrote 1 month ago: Break out your freaky pumpkins you sons of bitches because it’s time to scare the fuck out of people … more →
Mr. Pants' Musical Running Q and A
ilikemargarine wrote 1 month ago: Is music a part of your daily running but you’re not sure which Death Cab for Cutie song goes … more →
sorghum beer and nuclear rods
ilikemargarine wrote 2 months ago: one of the many advantages of being thrust into doing the gluten-free mambo is the opportunity to tr … more →
pauline and the size 4 shoes
ilikemargarine wrote 2 months ago: pauline is 90. she’s tiny. her laugh is not. she’s wearing some totally crazy shoes. mo … more →
