Ghost of Candy Past by Patrick O' Connell

Check please!! This waiter of ours, Patrick O’ Connell is a heck of a guy. He told us the story of his friend, Harry, who now follows him around as a ghost and helps him pick up chicks. You see, he tells us that there is nothing better than having a spirit as your wingman, easily manipulating minor objects to make Patrick seem cooler. Oh whats that? A fork flying through the air and sticking another customer in the eye? Patrick’s friend Harry, isn’t he hilarious? You know, for a dead guy. Don’t forget to tip!!!