Walmart Employee: “Hello ‘dis Walmarts, how can I help you?”
Customer: ” I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Walmart Employee: “What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that “We will miss you”.
Walmart Employee: “Dat all? Okay, Bye.”

(Echt gebeurd bij deze meneer, via)