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Oscar Mayer Unveils Bacon Jerky

Oscar Mayer has unveiled two new products lines this month: Bacon Jerky and an “Old World Style” of lunch meats (Turkey Pepperoni, Classic Pepperoni, Classic Salami, and Cracked Black Pepper Salami). 125 more words

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Oscar Mayer Courts Latinos With -What Else?- an Abuela

From Oscar Mayer, the company that brought us the disgusting sausage flasher, now comes Lola: The Abuela Who Tells it Like it is, a Facebook fan page featuring a bilingual, annoying… 203 more words

Marketing & Advertising

Episode 38: A Very Fitzsimmons Episode Part II

Welcome to a very Fitzsimmons episode where we give shout-outs to Mom and Dad, Zeus the Cat, and America. We also discuss botulism, botox and wieners. You’re welcome, America.

What Did You Look Up On Wikipedia

Most Sought After Job

Each year as colleges/universities send out the next batch of contributors to society, there is always a new profession on the hot plate. This has stood true through the ages, and straight up to today; with each decade. 634 more words

News

Another visit from the Wienermobile leaves me feeling inadequate

Maybe it’s because I’m a man, but when I see a giant wienermobile approaching from behind in traffic, I tend to drive a little more defensively. 622 more words

Humor

Oscar Mayer Wants To Buy World's Largest Catsup Bottle Because The Wienermobile Is Lonely

One can only imagine how lonely it must be to live the life of a super-sized food item, one whose sole purpose is to advertise, not to be actually consumed: Long days filled with gawkers pointing out how big you are, with no one ever really… 279 more words