Welcome to a very Fitzsimmons episode where we give shout-outs to Mom and Dad, Zeus the Cat, and America. We also discuss botulism, botox and wieners. You’re welcome, America.
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Maybe it’s because I’m a man, but when I see a giant wienermobile approaching from behind in traffic, I tend to drive a little more defensively. 622 more words
One can only imagine how lonely it must be to live the life of a super-sized food item, one whose sole purpose is to advertise, not to be actually consumed: Long days filled with gawkers pointing out how big you are, with no one ever really… 279 more words