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OUCH OUCH OUCH THE BALL HIT MY BALLS! THE BALL HIT MY BALLS!

// Ramos, Real Madrid

Guess the game was alright after all. This is the end of my football rant. For now.

"Do you realize what you've done?" - Blaming The Victim.

The six words stringed together to form a sentence;
Of bubbling, acid, poisonous liquid that spilled out of the mouth of the one who first felt my beating heart. 146 more words

Eye Feel Pretty Edition

If I were to opt for permanent makeup, I don’t think the eyeliner that goes an inch past the corner of my eye would be the first choice. 7 more words

Stuff I Didn't Know I Needed

The 10 Dangers of Parenting You Won't Find In the Books

When you become a parent, it is a given you are going to do everything in your power to protect your kids. But what about you?  863 more words

Motherhood

The Secret Garden

Gardens have a way of capturing our imaginations. Just lying under a tree and looking up at the leaves you can easily doze off into another world. 71 more words

Baby Clothes

You know what?

Dropping a sleek, metal phone on your foot is the new stubbed toe. Also, a “stubbed toe” still sucks donkey balls
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Quotes

Tooth complete!

(pic above while waiting for dentist to start the process)

That one my 18-month-old broke. That I needed to get a crown put in. 

(pics below were after) 16 more words

Corey