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God's Love is Forever... Surprised

Seen on a blackboard at Faith Lutheran Church in Emporia, Kansas, July 2014.


It's easy this teaching lark

DELTA candidates should really know their stuff. SHOULD.

Collocations are just words that go together. Strong tea, wake up, fish and chips. Simple, innit?


CHIZ-ick.  It is pronounced CHIZ-ick.

FFS you philistines.

ChizWICK my arse.


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If I hit snooze 3 times, it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.

I don’t care if you ransack my base, I have a goddamn vault.

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Overheard at the table during a wedding

The other day, I went to a wedding with my Father. At the table we sat at for dinner, there were five other people: two couples and a single person. 245 more words


“I’m there for you no matter what.  I’d do anything for you.  If you murder someone, I ain’t sayin’ nothin.  I ain’t seein nothin.  My wife won’t even know.  12 more words



I know you’re not married or a woman, but I feel like you’d make a good addition to any Real Housewives franchise.

I’m going to ignore the fact that not being a woman came second rather than first and secretly hope that a Bravo TV executive reads this and gets on board.

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