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If I hit snooze 3 times, it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.

I don’t care if you ransack my base, I have a goddamn vault.

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Overheard at the table during a wedding

The other day, I went to a wedding with my Father. At the table we sat at for dinner, there were five other people: two couples and a single person. 245 more words

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“I’m there for you no matter what.  I’d do anything for you.  If you murder someone, I ain’t sayin’ nothin.  I ain’t seein nothin.  My wife won’t even know.  12 more words

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I know you’re not married or a woman, but I feel like you’d make a good addition to any Real Housewives franchise.

I’m going to ignore the fact that not being a woman came second rather than first and secretly hope that a Bravo TV executive reads this and gets on board.

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Jim's Death

The word of Jim’s death spread around town this morning. I heard comments such as, “From the time we are born we know this day is coming.” There is a pall around town. 102 more words

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It’s Friday. Go out to a bar, get drunk, and make bad choices.

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On team effectiveness

When all was said and done
more was said than done

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