Ha.

Man with balls of steel embarrasses Mir.

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CHALEEEEE!!!!

jaja todo un owned, , bien torcido xD

Hoy  traigo un vídeo recopilatorio, alguien se ha tomado la molestia de juntar varios vídeos curiosos de rusia y juntarlos en uno de 5 minutos de duración. Alguna de las escenas que contiene la hemos podido ver por aquí, pero otras muchas no.

Solo pa maiores de edad q conste, no eslo mas sexy de sexys, pero pos por lo menos algo es :p

Perra en bikini xD

Polystation é aquele videogame filho da puta enganador que te faz feliz somente enquanto a tampa ainda está fechada. Para infelicidade de qualquer um, quando abrimos a tampa falamos todos juntos em coro: “Ué, fita ?”

Exatamente, FITA caralho ! É algo de deixar qualquer um puto e dizer: “CARALHO PAAI, ERA PLAYSTATION PORRA, PLAYSTATIOON!!”

Mas como qualquer outra merda, tudo tem seu lado bom e ruim (infelizmente para o polystation é a mesma coisa). Clique para continuar lendo… 

O Polystation é um videogame com uma tecnologia utilizada somente no Super Nintendo, a Fita Eólica (“fita a sopro” pra quem nao entendeu). Esse videogame não precisa estar conectado ao televisor para funcionar. Basta sintonizar algum canal UHF e pronto! (isso é serio), E ainda conta com uma fita “999999 em 1″ NÃO INCLUSA na caixa !! Ta duvidando ? se liga…

E se voce ainda acha que a merda parou por aí tá muito enganado, os fabricantes do supermoderno Polystation fabricaram uma versão quase identica a de seus concorrentes, só que com uma única diferença (nem preciso falar mais nada).

Ps hiba tranqilamente baboseando los juguetes de walmart, en lo q compraban juguetes con los que hiba, i de pronto vi de reojo un munieco, pero no cualquier munieco, sino un perro de peluche, pero muuuui peculiar xD

Pal q no entienda jaja pos es el puerqito de winnie pooh, jaja xD pero q cura la neta

El pasado 20 de noviembre de 2009 se estableció el récord mundial de fumar marihuana, y encima legalmente. El estado de Florida hace 27 años que ha estado subministrando marihuana al Sr. Irvin Rosenfeld, broker en la bolsa de Florida de 56 años, por motivos médicos. Es el paciente consumidor de cannabis medicinal más antiguo del mundo, que se conozca. Y en estos 27 años se calcula que ha fumado unos 85 kilos de marihuana o lo que es lo mismo: 115000 porros.

Conozco a varios q para q esperar tanto? en un anio se los hechan ajaja xD

No necesita palabras jaja xD

En él verán a algunos investigadores recogiendo huellas y demás pruebas, en una supuesta escena de crimen. El ambiente es típico de las películas policíacas misteriosas, en las que aparecen detectives con lupas, sustancias y aparatos para recoger pruebas.

Hasta aquí todo parece normal, hasta que aparece una mujer en la escena… y las luces la desenmascaran a la bandida. Miren hasta el final para entenderlo

CHICA MALA!!!

Dogguie

CLASICAAAA jaaj xD

En las bodas nunca puede falta la clásica borracha que trata de opacar a la novia, desgraciadamente para esta recién casada no sólo la opacó sino que literalmente le tiró la fiesta. Menos mal que se llevo su merecido.

Marcianos MX

Morrita al 100

weno casi xD

As the website puts it, Fail Blog is a compilation of “Fail, Owned and Pwn moments in pictures and videos.” There’s a lot funny stuff here. Here is the website:

http://failblog.org/

Fail Blog also has a Youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog

Enjoy!

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via Pombo Bebo

Notice of Overbidding Guidelines for FHA Financing

FHA guidelines will limit the underwriter to insuring the loan for the lower of two values; the offer price or the appraised value (displayed as the As-Is Value). If your offer price is higher than the appraised value, the FHA underwriter will require that your buyer(s) cover the overbid amount with a cash deposit. The buyer(s) will not be allowed to build the overbid amount into an FHA loan.

HUD’s mortgagee letter 2000-27 will require that the FHA UW use the appraisal obtained by PEMCO. This mortgagee letter instructs the FHA UW NOT to obtain a new appraisal; nor can the FHA UW request that new comps be pulled and the PEMCO appraisal updated.

If your offer price is higher than the appraised value and tentative acceptance is extended to you, the options available to you are:

1.       Proceed with contract execution. PEMCO will require that the selling broker verify that the cash reserves are available to cover the overbid amount before we execute the contract.

2.       Use cash or conventional financing. All of the guidelines outlined above apply to FHA financing only. A conventional lender will have their own set of guidelines not governed by HUD.

3.       Cancel prior to contract execution. If there is an acceptable backup, we will award tentative acceptance to the backup offer. If there are no acceptable backup offers, the property will be relisted.

 All of this information can be found at www.hudpemco.com.

To purchase a HUD owned FHA insured home contact Rick Duda, HUDREGOV Certified Agent and Specialist

After the questioning of my sister, I was confused and yet so sure that there was nothing; not even someone that looked so much like me, that could change what I was and am. There is no greater love they say when you are owned fully and completely by the one that Masters not only your body, your mind but also your heart and soul.

Even in the distress this all causes and even in the full awareness something awful is happening I seem to have this rock, this place where I can stand firm, spread my arms and shout to whoever will listen, that I am his, not just because of this collar, his brand or the fear of his whip.

[14:44]  Nightshade still in this rush of experiencing her own release and gifted with that of him. She leans against him hearing his heartbeat … and knowing that her own was just for him. Her arms around him to hold on to his strenght, and very being. Soft whispers of her love and devotion only for him to hear. His name soft and delicate just to show that she remembered and was only his.

[14:50]  Serpent stroaked her hair slowly  as they boty took their own minute of bliss

[14:52]  Nightshade smiles while she felt his strokes and just took this gift she would cherish so precious. Her mind no longer with the woman but only him.

[15:00]  Serpent ‘rather nasty bashing you gave her I dooubt I can use this sheath now without smirking

[15:03]  Nightshade looks up to him a bit shamed “I don’t mind if they think nothing of me … I have a weakness … my Master.” she said in truth. “None I can allow to speak bad of you.”

[15:18]  Serpent we all have a weakness.. seems I will turn down all the gold in gor to keep you on my chain’

[15:21]  Nightshade kissed him and didn’t speak. Somewhere it didn’t matter if it were true or not. She was smart and understood his reasons were perhaps not even his love for her. She had tried to fight it far to long and hadn’t succeeded. When she gave herself … she gave herself completely unreserved without any restrictions. “I am yours my Master … and I rather wish you to kill me before you sold me off.”

[15:23]  Serpent ‘I will’ he said dryly

[15:24]  Nightshade smiles “I know.” she whispers.

asi es, gracias al perfecto retrato hablado que fue difundido por la red y porl atv, fue capturado el delncuente, el cual es exactamente a las especificaciones :O

Sino entiendes da click aqui

La historia de Lauren comienza cuando nota que tiene molestias que se prolongan durante 21 días y decide acudir al médico para saber si tenía algún problema al sospechar que algo andaba mal, además sus menstrucciones eran muy largas. Cuál fue su sorpresa cuando el facultativo le comunicó que tenía dos vaginas, dos úteros y dos cuellos uterinos.

Siendo una adolescente la veinteañera Williams, nacida en Essex (Inglaterra) no entendía porque le costaba practicar sexo en determinadas posiciones. “Yo solo pensaba que tenía una vagina pequeña”, dijo al portal Mid Day. Ahora ya entiende el porqué de sus preocupaciones.

Mal diagnóstico
El ginecólogo le diagnosticó un útero bicorne, esto significa que tenía un tabique en el medio. Esto aumentaba sus posibilidades de tener un aborto involuntario. Sin embargo, en el momento en que iba a ser anestesiada el médico le dijo que había sido mal diagnosticada y que lo que ocurría es que tenía dos vaginas, dos úteros y dos cuellos uterinos.

Así que para solucionar su extraño problema Lauren se ha sometido a una operación tras la cual ya sólo tiene una vagina y dice que ha recuperado una vida normal e incluso podrá tener hijos.

Cuando decida quedarse embarazada, el bebé empujará el útero que no ocupe hacia un lado, sijeron los médicos. Solo tendrá que usar preservativos para no quedar embarazada en el otro útero.

Una vez pasado todo Lauren reconoce que actualmente hasta se ríe de lo que le ha pasado.